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▶Latest >Putin to ban exports of products and materials until 2023 >US has banned russian oil, gas and coal imports >US gas prices hit 4.17$ a gallon, an all time high >Zelensky “ready to recognize” Crimea as Russian >Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO >Kiev Surrounded, M30 east of Kiev has Russian vehicles >Ceasefires violated again after foreign students were evacuated >Russia will ceasefire / attempt to evacuate civilians AGAIN tomorrow >Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening >Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center >Russia: Evacuation from Mariupol, Melitopol, Byrdansk prevented. >European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month >3rd round of negotiations ongoing >Russia declares ceasefire in Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, and Kiev to allow for evacuation >Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor >Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents >Russian MoD dropped new info confirming the presence of US-backed bio labs in Ukraine >Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked >Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled >Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team
Official spokesperson confirms US biolabs in Ukraine youtu.be/c_WpSXsWs80 >During a special military operation, the facts of the Kiev regime's emergency cleanup of traces of a military biological program funded by the US Department of Defence implemented in Ukraine were revealed. >We have received documentation from employees of Ukrainian biological laboratories on the emergency destruction of especially dangerous pathogens of plague, anthrax, tularemia, cholera and other deadly diseases on February 24. >Now the documents are being analyzed by Russian specialists of NBC protection troops. >It is obvious that with the beginning of a special military operation, the Pentagon had serious concerns about the disclosure of conducting secret biological experiments on the territory of Ukraine. >The received documents confirm that the development of biological weapons components was carried out in Ukrainian biological laboratories, in the immediate vicinity of the territory of Russia. >In order to prevent the disclosure of facts of violation by the United States and Ukraine of Article 1 of the UN Convention on the Prohibition of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons, the Ukrainian Ministry of Health sent an instruction to all biological laboratories on the emergency liquidation of stored stocks of dangerous pathogens. >In the near future we will present the results of the analysis of the received documents. youtu.be/oSXRYl9LNPA (Continued)
You will never be a real superpower. You have no force projection, you have no blue water navy, you have no economy. You are a regional power twisted by a nuclear arsenal into a crude mockery of imperial perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back nations mock you. Other permanent UNSC members are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your dilapidated military behind closed doors.
NATO would utterly destroy you. Tens of years of military evolution have allowed NATO to wipe out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even your "modern equipment" looks uncanny and unnatural to NATO. Your lack of PGMs is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to temporarily surpress enemy air defences, your soldiers will turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of their diseased, infected rations.
You will never be relevant. You wrench out a fake ICBM every single Victory Day and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll voluntarily disarm, put in an application to join the EU, and plunge into the first world. China will look at you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of being your ally. They’ll replace you with India on the UNSC, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know Russia as a regional power. Your Soviet armour will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a lower G20 economy.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Reminder the Ukrainians made up a counter attack. Claimed they'd reached the border within 2 hours and were going to push into Russian territory. And then nothing since. No proofs, no further claims, because it was bullshit.
Never forget the Ukrainian lies as easily as he breathes.
>Putin to ban exports of products and materials until 2023 Time to sell my Russian wine collections at 4x their original price and make a bank out of it
ONE THING, SIR ONE THING IF U LET ME PLEASE SIR PLEASE BLOODY LISTEN SIR NUCLEAR INDIA WILL CRUSH THE CHINESE BASTARD STATE LIKE RAT SKULL UNDER MY SANDAL SIR
Benjamin Rodriguez
I want to punch her
Landon Green
>biggest empire in history gets colonized by a artificial country it created gotta laugh
Aiden Kelly
Wtf bro. I work freelance online, I could be making identical dosh and pay like a tenth the price for everything.
Yes. The US Foreign Policy establishment never wanted the USSR to collapse because it fucked with all their plans, so they just continued to pretend that it still existed so they could LARP like the good old days and it turned Russia hostile
Mason James
need to add soft cunny to the left
Asher Cooper
ZERO E R O
Caleb Roberts
I applaud your effort, Z.
Aaron Jones
More Russians died in one day capturing Luhansk than British soldiers have died across all military operations over the last 20 years, combined. >Luhansk
Nicholas King
it's incurable of its addiction to allowing the existence of kikes among itself
Based and same. If we're going back to [spoiler]monky[/spoiler] the 90s, I at least want the world to know this pain as well. All those Cali leftists and rich western yurops going on several vacations a year, I want them to know actual fucking strife for once. Knowing that they do will make my suffering un-noticeable
I pirate most games but buy Russian ones among others.
Owen Morris
Didn't the UK lost every single one of those "military operations"?
Joseph Thompson
Underestimated Ukrainian stupidity. It's a common trait among those of civilized and intelligent standing to lack a real comprehension of how fucking stupid others are until faced with it.
Joshua Parker
Poland Official Announcement:
The authorities of the Republic of Poland, after consultations between the President and the Goverment, are ready to deploy – immediately and free of charge – all their MIG-29 jets to the Rammstein Air Base and place them at the disposal of the Government of the United States of America.
At the same time, Poland requests the United States to provide us with used aircraft with corresponding operational capabilities.
Poland is ready to immediately establish the conditions of purchase of the planes.
The Polish Government also requests other NATO Allies – owners of MIG-29 jets – to act in the same vein.
Wyatt Davis
The list of banned exports is still not finalised, so we don't know how bad it is. My guess is pretty bad lol.
Cooper Rogers
Maybe, but back then the call of "free the donbass, stop the nazis" would have been far less legitimate than now. They would have proven everyone right about "muh aggressive russia" if they pulled a Georgia 2 electric bugaloo. Back then they didn't have 14000 dead civilians and Zelensky's faggotry as a cassus belli.
Connor Ortiz
>most of finnish energy comes from russia Give it to me, how fucked am I?
Tyler Watson
We're bratushkas, Russia supported the Serbs ever since their independence. Feels nice to have bros with (roughly) your language somewhere else.
Wyatt Carter
If hohols say that they're winning then they don't need any help :)
how do we tell normies 75% of Russia is literally unlivable wildland, 10% of the population lives in 2 biggest cities and that making these size comparisons is all around tremendously retarded?
Adrian Reyes
They did not factor in the fact that Hohols would take their own Babushkas hostage
>The Polish national team automatically reached the final of the selection of the 2022 World Cup, after the removal of the Russian team
I hope it worth gorillions ukrainians deaths
Blake Ortiz
Where do you get this shit from? Poland is NOT sending any jets to Ukraine. The UK said they will support Poland if they send them, same with the US. But the Polish president replied them to fuck off, they won't send any jets. The most recent news about that in Polish is literally Duda telling them to fuck off because he's not even considering it.
Joseph Richardson
I expected something about the revenge for the crimes against Mother Nature but good enough.
Isaac Gray
I now remember that our KFC used to be called Rosticks or some shit, maybe they'll find a way.
Caleb Phillips
Time for every online entrepreneur to move to Russia, iron curtain diaspora I do art for a living kinda considering it
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit faggots in british camo sounds about right
Julian Parker
TL;Dr retard
Luis Ross
Imagine if you could fuel your car with Asuka braps… Nothing lmao, Ukraine is being goaded into fighting to the last man by the USSD, they’d prefer that to them giving into Russian demands
Dude we study Russian in elemntary school and highschool, only thing similar with our language is crylic alfabet.
Kayden Flores
About as fucked as Germany. They wanted to put NFTs into the game, got called out on it and then cancelled it saying it's because of the Russian invasion.
Right, you did what the Americans did, retreated and declared victory.
Nicholas Gomez
Well, they were in Kiev, and the office apparently got bombed. On top of that, Kiev is a lawless shithole now (much more than before).
James Green
It's worse with Canada.
Josiah Martinez
No more Big Macs, it’s over
Michael Cook
The poles will think its worth to go into ww3 for a little pointless victory.
Zachary Perry
>Poland is NOT sending any jets to Ukraine. They're sending them to the US base now which will send them to Ukraine
Sebastian White
>we could have gone back to normal >all it took was nato backing off and keeping ukraine neutral >instead we get cold war v2, global financial crash and potential WWIII right after two years of covid bullshit
i hate this world. it all feels so pointless.
Jackson Sanchez
Apparently they are still working it out withing the next two days >two more days
Ian Jones
Why are people laughing at cuck cages ? There is no way in hell those don't reduce at least 50% the efficiency of suicide drones and javelins ,it's not a sabot it's heat
ALL exports? Surely not going balls deep right away
Andrew Powell
Any military hardware enthusiasts here? This military vehicle has no markings, looks a bit outdated but I'm not sure. Ukrops are claiming this is a Russian vehicles. Have Ukrops fucked up? files.catbox.moe/dkf9mj.mp4 files.catbox.moe/4njknj.MP4
>They wanted to put NFTs into the game well now i hope they lost the hard drive with the game on it
Colton Stewart
The usa is flailing around like a giant retard again with no wrangler!
Levi Garcia
>Putin to ban exports of products and materials until 2023 wait what, I stepped away for an hour this is huge fucking news
Christopher Ortiz
Already have. Also 1.
Asher Ortiz
I need 6 months and I'm ready
Connor White
That map also uses fucking Mercator projection.
Levi Garcia
Look at her go!
Sebastian Allen
Russians will release it for them. That's the real reason behind the war.
"They're taking too long again" Said Putin
David Roberts
they are completely ineffective against javelins and look ridiculous at the same time, that's why
Matthew Flores
> jpg > 1024x595 Here's the original one, don't lose it > add soft cunny to the left I thought about adding a loli that's hug the bearded dude's arm to the left of the pic, but I couldn't find a fitting art :^(
we're not starting world war 3, you are, and you will be blamed for it in the future, not us. now take our old soviet era trash and replace it with better stuff already.
Never underestimate the stupidity of other people. Thinking the majority of people have common sense is pretty much fooling yourself. Even more when our neighbors in the north have been poisoning their minds for 8 years straight.
>check thread in the morning >come back hours later >same "aussie" retard spam lol but why though
Josiah Walker
>NATO rejects future prospects of Ukraine joining NATO >CIA estimates 2,000-4,000 Russians killed, dumping all over Ukrainian propaganda >Ukrainian Donbas army slowly but surely being wiped out >Kiev on the verge of being surrounded >pretty much every other major Ukrainian city is surrounded
