You guys talks a lot about Spotify and Discord but the real eye opening is the fact that all three major cloud hosting...

You guys talks a lot about Spotify and Discord but the real eye opening is the fact that all three major cloud hosting services are down at the same time.

They can shutdown almost every services/companies only by getting these three providers down.

All companies were lured into the cloud for $$ and now they fucked.

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>Corp wants to move everything to the cloud
>Pretend to work on this for the past two years
>Present them with exhibit A
Heh looks like we aren't migrating to the cloud after all

Today was just a test to see how their program behave. You've been warned. All the user who can't use their banking app should cash out.

none of these companies went down. Your down detector fake bullshit isn't fooling anyone. It's virtually impossible for AWS to go down in more than 2 regions.

Once they cut of from the internet, thats when the madness begins.

Not technically true, since I work and tech and that’s happened a couple of times, but basically this is true.
I imagine people are doomposting down detector. It says Google and YouTube are down and neither is down, same with Facebook and Twitter.

It can happen but its near impossible. It would take a major cyberattack like we've never seen. AWS is separated by AZ zones and Regions for that specific purpose to be fault tolerant. I am in Cloud. Go check the dashboards if you want a true answer.

This leaf is photoshopping shit because he is a leaf , to try and get people to bait on his post.

Good.

>He believes the fake security from AWS sellers abour region HA is real.

Once you've moved to AWS you're fucked, wherever region you are. Same with Azure, same with Google Cloud.

>not terraforming vcloud director k8s clusters for enterprise
ngmi

Back up all this shit you have on GDrive, Photos and iCloud NOW. Just a heads up.

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How do you shut down what does not exist.
There is one bookmark in my web browser: Any Forums.com
The internet is not real and does not exit. Prove me wrong.

I can get to AWS fine , what region is down?

Stop coping mutt bro
downdetector.com/status/google-cloud/
downdetector.com/status/aws-amazon-web-services/
downdetector.com/status/windows-azure/

Yeah having multiple data centers miles apart with 3 or more not dependent on each other and having multiple regions for this very specific reason isn't real.

Go the fuck back to Canada and quit spamming shit.

Based

Spotify isn't working and Youtube is barely working for me personally. Haven't really tried anything else desu

Azure is fine
>t Azure guy

>none of this shit is down
another nothingburger

fuck off with your down detector fake bullshit

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>It's virtually impossible for AWS to go down in more than 2 regions.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

Sweden isn't even real. How can anyone prove your wrong

I'm literally logged into and building shit in portal.azure.com.

are you guys behind this?

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iCloud is probably untouchable since it’s what all of the rich corrupt use

Jewtube limping along poorly for me too, user.

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if everything is down
why are we still up?

Okay tell me a time it happened. It went down in 1 region in Sydney. Once.

>summer child
Take your Tumblr speak the fuck out of here tranny

I got services running in Google cloud. It's.not down nigger.

I sweden isn’t real, then how am I posting?
Check mate, burger

The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".

>Giving away his own On-Premise infrastructure and buisness infrastructure govern for a third-party provider.

The SPOF is the provider. Don't lure yourself with the fake HA they offer you.

Because it's only targeting specific domains. It's just generic DDOS.

Do you really think Russia could do anything more than low level botnet DDOS, they're downright incompetent

learn service mesh

Discord and Spotify are dead for me, dunno about the other shit.

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My gambling site is down too. How else will I pass the time now??

Any Forums owns it's servers doesn't it? They're just in a datacenter somewhere, not on someone else's "cloud" per se

OH SHIT
YOU'RE TELLING ME I FINALLY LIVED TO SEE ONLINE STORAGE DISRUPTED? HOLY SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD LIVE LONGER THAN A MAJOR COMPANY TAKING LOSSES AND SCALING OR SHUTTING DOWN SERVICES THEY HAD
AND I UPLOADED 90% OF MY PERSONAL MEMORIES TO THE CLOUD AAAUUGGH I CANNOT REMEMBER MY LAST BIRTHDAY ANYMORE FUUUUUUUUCK

thats a hell of a ddos if they're targeting all the big sites that are supposed to handle huge traffic

Yeah. I just spent all day using Azure and didn't notice anything.

the internet is very decentralized
i'm sure my weeb sites & IP connections for games will work just fine

I wouldn't know. I'm a nobody. Though I got little bit careless with my trust in cloud services and now I fully understand how dangerous this is.

You do know GWS and AWS are different than the site Google. Com and amazon. Com and YouTube. Com right?

this is why we used to burn CDs and shit

save movies and music on your HD, dont stream them

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But, will Jordan ever get his cabin done in time to smoke fish so bears won't eat him?!

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Porn? Sure. Movies? Don't care, only watch them once. Music? Good luck.

If they take down Fortnite or Steam I guess its not a total loss.

Can confirm aws is down.
Russia hacks have been wanred this morning....
Not saying it is but it's possible