▶Latest >Russian forces likely to assault capital in next 24-96 hours, says ISW >The World Bank approved $723 million package of loans & grants for Ukraine >Major General Vitaliy Gerasimov, with Russia’s 41st Combined Arms Army, has been eliminated by Ukraine's military intelligence operators >'cope cage' now an officially recognised term >Russian shelling is still preventing the evacuation of civilians from besieged cities, Ukraine says >Russia offers to evacuate civilians but, only into Russia or Belarus, Ukraine brands this "immoral" >US officials mull over decision to cut purchase of Russian oil & gas >Convoy north of the capital fails to make meaningful progress for 5th day amidst fierce resistance >Kherson & Melitopol remain the only major cities under full Russian control, large protests in both cities >Kremlin alleges to have found details of "secret US biolabs" & "secret Ukrainian nuclear weapon programme" >Kremlin likely laying the domestic information groundwork for declaration of martial law in Russia >Russian air force lose an unprecedented number of aircraft over the weekend, several pilots captured alive >Oil prices soar to 13-year high
Official spokesperson confirms US biolabs in Ukraine youtu.be/c_WpSXsWs80 >During a special military operation, the facts of the Kiev regime's emergency cleanup of traces of a military biological program funded by the US Department of Defence implemented in Ukraine were revealed. >We have received documentation from employees of Ukrainian biological laboratories on the emergency destruction of especially dangerous pathogens of plague, anthrax, tularemia, cholera and other deadly diseases on February 24. >Now the documents are being analyzed by Russian specialists of NBC protection troops. >It is obvious that with the beginning of a special military operation, the Pentagon had serious concerns about the disclosure of conducting secret biological experiments on the territory of Ukraine. >The received documents confirm that the development of biological weapons components was carried out in Ukrainian biological laboratories, in the immediate vicinity of the territory of Russia. >In order to prevent the disclosure of facts of violation by the United States and Ukraine of Article 1 of the UN Convention on the Prohibition of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons, the Ukrainian Ministry of Health sent an instruction to all biological laboratories on the emergency liquidation of stored stocks of dangerous pathogens. >In the near future we will present the results of the analysis of the received documents. youtu.be/oSXRYl9LNPA (Continued)
NATO rockets are tested on 600mm reactive turbo armour, I bet they didn't test for WOOD
Levi Mitchell
DAILY REMINDER that we will probably see some gay peace treaty that enables both sides to save face soon Probably something like >Ukraine promises not to join NATO and gives up Crimea but >It reabsorbs Donbas and joins EU happening is cancelled, everyone go home
Only acceptable Crimea is >neutral, no military bases
Daniel Young
If Ukraine keeps its coast minus Crimea and retains Donbass, I'd say it will be a decent resolution for Ukraine.
Carter Cook
Ukraine lost Crimea in 2014, that's gone, if this conflict ends with them just officially recognizing Crimea as Russian and not getting into NATO, which they wouldn't have been able to anyway, it's a net loss for Russia considering how much it cost.
Charles Nguyen
>US tend to establish their business in the bigger cities of a country, as it tends to have better infrastructures >That includes biolabs >Russia, when it invade, decide to target the most important cities of the country How could this be?
No fucking way Ukraine gets to keep the Donbass. Russia sunk too much guns and money into that shit.
Michael Long
why is the translator crying
Alexander Rodriguez
Does Ukraine even want that headache of donbass at this point?
Jordan James
It was early dawn in the morning and I am Chechnyan. We just finished the last checkpoint of clearing NATO dogs and doing a search and sweep. I hear noises inside a small shed I go in alone, HANDS UP SUKA BLYET I yell. I see nobody but a young girl on the floor sitting on her mattress. Nobody is here but me she whimpers. Whats your name I ask, she answers Anastasia (pretty name) in her quiet voice. I take a look around and I look at her, she was beautiful ukranian girl maybe 19-20years old, big green eyes, long lightbrown hair, a face like an angel with a pearshaped body. I put my rifle away and i take off my tactical military vest, she looks at me and says only you please, and she takes off her jeans and exposing her white thighs, she takes off her panties as im taking my pants off and she lays down on the matress waiting for me to mount her. I lay on top of her, her ukranian pussy felt very welcoming to my big Chechnyan cock. I started pumping as she raised her legs up, her pretty little toes curled as she orgasmed and let out a big moan. She looks me in the eyes and puts her arms around my neck and starts kissing me. I kiss her back. After I was done I put my military gear back on. What happens now, I'm scared she says as she looks up at me, I say its ok don't worry baby I will take care of you now. I take off one of my dog tags and i put it around her neck, I am Sergeant Commander Magomedov Magomagomedov Chechnyan Spetnaz, nothing will happen to you, you belong to me now and as long as my tag is around your neck everyone will know it, dont be scared ok sweetie, she nods agreeingly.
> In the Kharkiv region, the invaders landed 120 paratroopers, they were immediately defeated. The survivors had to flee back to Russia
>In the Volchansky district of the Kharkiv region on March 8, the invaders landed an air assault group of 120 people on 3 helicopters, they planned to move to Kharkov.
>Territorial defense together with the Armed Forces of Ukraine defeated the invaders. The overwhelming majority of the Russian landing force was destroyed on the spot. The survivors fled to the territory of the Belgorod region of Russia, the Kharkiv Defense Headquarters reported.
Luke Hall
That's not a military uniform. Is that just an ordinary cop? What the fuck even happened there?
Is there a non-translated stream? This translator is cringe, and I can understand Ukrainian.
Luis Green
As we walk outside we see Russian helicopters and Migs flying above, tanks are rolling in and the Russian flag is being hoisted on top of the tallest building, we have taken Jewkikepol Oblast. I look around I see plenty of other Ukranian girls wearing Chechnyan Russian dog tags we put them all on a truck sending them back to Mother Russia, don't be scared you will be taken back to my main military base I have an apartment there you will be safe, I will see you shortly. She leans out of the truck and gives me a kiss.
After we liberate most of NATO occupied Ukraine I fly back to homebase. I walk into my apartment and I see Anastasia is wearing high heels a house dress and an apron cooking dinner, she rushes into my arms and kisses me, i see a tear in her eyes, she missed me a lot. We have dinner and we watch TV she is sitting on my lap I play with her big Ukranian boobs as my hand goes inside her dress, soo soft. She looks at me and she says I love you Magomedov Magomagomedov, I say I love you too Anastasia. Russia is on the news, defeat of the NATO faggots is complete, invasion of Ukranie has been a success,the Russian flag is flying high, she looks at me and asks was the war hard? I say no babukshka it was quite easy, she says ukranian men are not as strong as Russian Chechnyan men thats why, I say its ok don't worry about it, we own you now, ukraine is ours and ukranian girls belong to us. She nods in her cute way. That night ukraine was invaded again and again but this time with a bit less resistance :)
The End
Aaron Hall
I don't know if Putin would ever accept giving up Dumbass after all the propaganda he made the russian population eat.
Daniel Taylor
kek. that's actually true. i forgot that those AA guns are WW2 tier. not gonna lie, still better than nothing and can work against slow aircraft.
Camden Davis
>if this conflict ends with them just officially recognizing Crimea as Russian and not getting into NATO, which they wouldn't have been able to anyway, But this is what Russia demanded to Ukraine in the first place before the conflict started. Why would Ukraine agree to it now that Russia is failing?
Jeremiah Perry
>and joins EU Doubt Russia will accept that though...
>marking "evacuation vehicle" with military markings all over Genius
Hunter Lee
niggers should've gotten any ukro shitposter from here as a translator, would do the job better
Colton Johnson
Outdated 1960s AA guns on an outdated 1930s military idea
Jack Bailey
cops are military units in a lot of countries, internal affairs. have you not seen that video from 1992 of moldovan policemen fighting russians in transnistria?
Daniel Williams
So, Ukraine accept to not join NATO, to not join the EU and leave Crimea and Dombas to Russia; which is exactly what Russia wanted before the conflict. Why would Zelensky agree to it now?
Jonathan Flores
he'll be doing other countries i assume. he wants a no-fly zone.
Matthew Lee
why wouldnt they even the whole NATO thing was really just an excuse to try and install puppet government, and if putin can say "we demilitarized ukraine by preventing NATO from deploying their troops there" he can probably swallow them joining EU
Even if Ukraine recognizes Crimea, Crimea has turned into shit with the exception of the military base and sea access. Ukraine will be able to continue to prevent the river from flowing into Crimea, leaving Crimea as dry as it has been the last 7 years. And with climate change it will only get worse and worse.
Crimea is gone regardless. The question is about Donbas.
this war is a disaster for ukraine more than it is for russia. it will turn it into a war torn shithole for the next 20 years.
Brayden Hernandez
>Does Ukraine even want that headache of donbass at this point? No, which is why Russia post 2016 pushed for Donbass to stay in Ukraine, but with their own army, police, judges, legislation, right to veto anything and so on.
No happening. Schizo monke will only accept absolute victory or getting a rope.
Alexander Wright
>it will turn it into a war torn shithole for the next 20 years. not with the infinite amount of western gibs and development aid
Xavier Barnes
Any new combat kino?
Logan James
All Crimea can offer Ukraine is watermelon farms and an absolutely terrible tourism business. Just let the russians have it.
Adam Lopez
Zelensky's not gonna meet all of Russia's demands, at least not while Kyiv and Odessa still stand. If he secures peace now, there'll probably be a halfway agreement (Ukraine joins EU but not NATO, Russia gets Crimea, etc.)
Nolan Butler
>He doesn't know Ukraine police have joined the military to defend against Russia
It's like your country has never been invaded by soviet mongols before or something.
Ryder Sanchez
Romanian MiG-21 fighter was shot down by Ukrainian S-300
choppers most likely too
Bentley Reed
someone explain to me why Zelensky is consistently haranguing the UK for help? what about everyone else?
