>Be super fit 350lbs American who's eaten nothing else but America's food of choice, burger and fries for the last week. Constipated. Take laxative last night to get the juices flowing. Get to work today and feel my tumbly rumbly. It's time. Go in a drop what feels like a 8 pound baby out my ass. Because of my superior American diet my shit is extra greasy so I have to wipe 100 times. Refuse to flush during this whole time cuz ya know global warming, climate change gotta conserve the water to save the ducks. Get done and flush, bowl fills up and stops. Flush again and it overflows. Shrug shoulders and walk away.
Figures a German would be the first to post in a thread about shitting up a toilet
Lincoln Baker
Good story user When I was in the army I was at Fort Knox training cadets and me and this chick from my unit were ducking in the woods and I had this sudden shit storm creep up on me. So we waddled to the gas station and once I got into the bathroom I shit all over the wall floor and toilet. It looked fucking horrible. I saw to my left was a urinal and had a sigh of relief. Wiped. Went and found an employee and said someone desecrated the bathroom when I went to pee.
Benjamin Lewis
Fucking stupid phonefagging
Jeremiah Perez
I'm not fat but lately I've been having a lot of fast food and soda.
The poops were small but ripped my butthole right open. Like really ripped it up good. Lots of blood, probably gonna bleed when I shit for the next month. I guess I should stop drinking soda and eating meat.
Ryan Lewis
Are you chewing your food user?
Hunter Moore
The one time I had giant splatter shit in public I shat all over the toilet as well in a small kebab shop. The toilet was broken or weak as fuck, I would have cleaned my shit if it worked properly but there was nothing to be done so I just left the scene and went to watch a film at the cinema right next door.
Christian Campbell
The irony of a German in a kebab shop. But not hating. When I was in Korea I ate some good kebabs.
Joseph Edwards
I just shit on the floor if niggers work there
Aaron Gutierrez
makes me realize that wagies would be paid $100 an hr min if not for the Fed pumping money into the money changer / middleman classes
Nathan Anderson
I don't see the irony. It's well known that kebabs were both invented here and are the most available fast food with shops being at every corner.
Jose Edwards
I go to leftist coffee shops and three finger my shit all over in hard to see places like the top and bottom edge of the stall doors. I piss on the other stalls toilet paper and wipe shit on the taps it’s kinda my calling card
Once I even took a blob of shit and smushed it up into the faucet so when someone else went to wash their hands they got a blob of my shit dropping into them. It’s great fun to watch the looks of disgust on leftists faces as they walk out of the washroom.
Brandon Foster
Once i wiped shit on the door handle, the back of the hanging paper towel and the taps. The look on their faces i spit my coffee out
Joseph Phillips
With that kind of toilet, always an 'upper decker'. Just take off ceramic/porcelain back cover and dump in there. Replace cover.
Dylan Ward
I'm all for destroying a public toilet but grabbing my own poop and using it as a pencil is a hard no for me
It’s more of a finger-paint than a pencil. The early days of the pandemic was convenient as latex gloves aided in the creativity
Thomas Adams
I used to enjoy shitting up the toilets at school. Take a dump, then use the toilet brush to mash that shit up, grab it and swing it like a mace of doom flecking liquid crap up and down the walls. One time I straight up took a shit on the floor, left and waited for someone to find it. The young trainee teacher had to pick it up.
There was a bunch of you mentally ill faggots in every school on this planet. That's why the rest of us never used school toilets except for taking a piss at best.
Sebastian Allen
There was a kid in our school who would take a dump in the most obscene places. Middle of locker room, in the library, middle of the hall. We called him the poop bandit and he was never caught. Fucking legend
Isaiah Rivera
Yeah we had half nig who did that. Personally I would just lock the door from the inside and then climb over the door so people piss themselves waiting for no one.
