/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #429

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>Zelensky “ready to recognize” Crimea as Russian
>Zelensky: No longer interested in NATO
>Kiev Surrounded, M30 east of Kiev has Russian vehicles
>NATO secretary general: “We need to end this conflict, not expand it”
>Ceasefires violated
>maximum indians evacuated safely
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>China demands US releases information on bio labs in Ukraine and worldwide
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
>3rd round of negotiations failed
>Russia declares ceasefire in Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, and Kiev to allow for evacuation
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian MoD dropped new info confirming the presence of US-backed bio labs in Ukraine
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN


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Official spokesperson confirms US biolabs in Ukraine:
youtu.be/c_WpSXsWs80
>During a special military operation, the facts of the Kiev regime's emergency cleanup of traces of a military biological program funded by the US Department of Defence implemented in Ukraine were revealed.
>We have received documentation from employees of Ukrainian biological laboratories on the emergency destruction of especially dangerous pathogens of plague, anthrax, tularemia, cholera and other deadly diseases on February 24.
>Now the documents are being analyzed by Russian specialists of NBC protection troops.
>It is obvious that with the beginning of a special military operation, the Pentagon had serious concerns about the disclosure of conducting secret biological experiments on the territory of Ukraine.
>The received documents confirm that the development of biological weapons components was carried out in Ukrainian biological laboratories, in the immediate vicinity of the territory of Russia.
>In order to prevent the disclosure of facts of violation by the United States and Ukraine of Article 1 of the UN Convention on the Prohibition of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons, the Ukrainian Ministry of Health sent an instruction to all biological laboratories on the emergency liquidation of stored stocks of dangerous pathogens.
>In the near future we will present the results of the analysis of the received documents.

Whoever does the videos pasta, please add:

Ukrainian Vs Russian Journalist Debate on India TV, two hohol propagandists ragequit, many keks
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Russian tanks in Gomel
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Pretty fucking hilarious how badly this whole thing's gone. Putin had the chance to terrify the entire world with his might, but he fucked it.

Looks like Zelensky escaped to Brasov, Romania. Transponder went on over Romania. Lots of NATO in the air around Brasov including F18s.

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>mobile.twitter.com/MFA_China/status/1501185437901082629
fuck niggers glory to the CCP

Are you not terrified yet? Wait until the gas and food prices catch up to the new reality.

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when do we get to see the redditors getting shelled and their burning bodies on the street?

Small US Army twin engine on route to Brasov. Possibly to pick up Zelensky.

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>all ukrainian men are forbidden from leaving
>jewlinsky himself runs away
many such cases

Good find!
Next press conference with Zelensky will be interesting. We need to get names of journalists who attend and check their instagrams etc to see what cities they claim to be in.


> Live from Kiev, Zelensky takes questions from the press
> Journo #1, last checked in at Drunken Doughnuts, Brasov Romania

fake news. hes still there

Any Forums weaponised autism is back

Niggers tongue my thread

Not a rocket. That was heavy weapon fire from that armoured vehicle cutting though the trees. Russians are obviously being cautious because a single rpg can kill a lot of guys in thinly armoured Russian vehicles so it sucks being a civilian in those situations. Americans did much worse in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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Ukrainian claims are getting as wild as Israeli claims back in the day if you remember the image related

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V?

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Reminder that by even Ukrain's claimed Russian losses(asset losses, not talking about casualties), and wikipedia's road cope estimate of territory gains Russia's invasion is on par with any other rapid invasion in recent history. This also includes Russia's advance slowing down several times due to ceasefires for negotiations. And compared to recent wars Russia has been extremely reserved in it's disruption of life, incredibly limited damage to urban environments, no mass cuts of power or communications.
If you use more reasonable estimates for losses and actual gains not roadcope they've outperformed everyone. You don't have to believe a single Russian MoD or shill claim to verify this.

Any "military expert" that comes out calling this operation a "disaster" because of a couple downed aircraft and vehicles very clearly doesn't understand aggressive maneuver warfare or military operations in general. This is at worst an average performance.

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>Michael, a foreign fighter poses for a picture, as he and other volunteers are ready to depart towards the front line in the east of Ukraine following the Russian invasion, at the main train station in Lviv, Ukraine, March 5, 2022. REUTERS/Ka

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>POO POO PEE PEE COME JOIN COMFY STREAM

>youtu.be/_7AIudojHq8

Holy fucking shit. This is HWNDU all over again.

what a cutie

i bet if i dig very deep i will find funds of the CCP coming from their loyal dogs on those though, not that the US isn't funding on their own but there is lots of puppets there

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List of Ukraines largest cities

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_Ukraine
Kiev 3 million pop, more or less surrounded/under siege
Kharkiv 1.5 mil pop partially taken, fully surrounded
>Odessa 1 mil pop not near frontline
>Dnipro 1 mil pop not frontline
Donetsk 0.9 mil pop, already Russian
Zaporizhzhia 0.7 mil pop partially under siege, Russian positions in Suburbs
>Lvov 0.7 mil pop untouched
>Kryvyi Rih 0.6 mil pop, not at frontline
Mykolaiv/Nikolaev 0.5 mil pop, under siege, russians attacking outskirts.
Sevastapol 0.5 mil pop, Russian since 2014
Mariupol 0.4 mil pop, under siege and partially taken
Luhansk 0.4 mil pop, Russian
Vinnytsia 0.4 mil pop untouched
Makiivka 0.3 mil pop Russian control
Simferopol 0.3 mil pop Russian
Chernihiv 0.3 mil pop under siege/taken
Kherson 0.3 mil pop Taken

Out of the 17 most populous cities in Ukraine, 12 are either fully under Russian control or under siege/partially taken.

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>A foreign fighter from the UK asked to be identified as "Kruger" poses for a picture, as he and other volunteers are ready to depart towards the front line in the east of Ukraine following the Russian invasion, at the main train station in

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Check also the jurno from which news stand. Guardian is turbo autist with their propaganda

Thanks for bake, medpack.

>Have this

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/CHUG/ HOURS ALL HOURS!!!

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Russia should just take all of eastern ukraine, there’s no reason not to at this point. They already control or have all major cities encircled

SOVL

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you're going to give me dementia at this point
i've seen this post nearly 30 times now

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my man looks like he's dead inside

>Simferopol
>Kherson
>Luhansk
>Sevastapol
>Donetsk

Is not Ukraine

vs NO SOVL

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/CHUG/ WILL PREVAIL!!

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Cool

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SOVL

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KYIV BOB HERE
THE GHOST OF KYIV JUST KAMIKAZED INTO THE CHERNOBYL NUCLEAR REACTOR EVAPORATING THE COMPLETE RUSSIAN ARMY IN NORTH, WITNESSES ARE SAYING THAT CAPTAIN AMERICA WAS SEEN IN PRESENCE CONTAINING THE RADIOACTIVE CLOUD THUS SAVING THE FREE AND DEMOCRATIC WORLD! SLAVA UKRAINI!

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Reminders will continue until Ukraine falls.

Aren't these fuckers a liability, they will eat food, probably have no training, will be a waste of a rifle. They will be a waste of supplies.

he is probably in tel aviv since days ago, and stuff like this is just distraction

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Wait where did they get FNCs from?

AAAAAA

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Godspeed

Literally the exact opposite...

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based, thanks burgerbro

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>▪ Of the ten humanitarian routes proposed to the Ukrainian side, Kyiv confirmed only one, from the city of Sumy;
How can there be a corridor if the Sumy mayor stated they would shoot any evacuation buses in sight?

readovka.info/news/90481
>The governor of the Sumy Regional State Administration Dmytro Zhyvitsky stated that no convoys with humanitarian aid will be accepted in his region. Moreover, the military defense and the AFU will perceive such aid as an "invasion of Ukrainian territory," and there will not be any transports to the RSA from the Russian Federation - apparently, he is talking about the physical destruction of vehicles.

>"We will not accept any humanitarian convoys from the Russian Federation . Our volunteers, our territorial defence units, our military forces will perceive this as an invasion of Ukrainian territory, there will be no transport coming in from the Russian side," Zhivitsky said.

>Zhivitsky is also sure that in fact there are no Ukrainian refugees. According to him, all this is a special operation of the KGB-FSB, which hires grandmothers and grandfathers in Russia to play the roles of victims of the military conflict.

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Kek

Chug supremacy!

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>terrify the entire world with his might
He's a clown and Russia is a bleak shithole that really has no reason to expand

MORE FAGGOTS MORE

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WAR FOOTAGE
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WAR FOOTAGE
youtu.be/OTwl5b9BrIw

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1H40M until Biden announces he will be banning Russian Oil, Coal & Liquefied Natural Gas at White House press conference.

>Average gas prices in the U.S. reached $4.17 per gallon today, the highest in history, breaking the previous record of $4.11 set in July 2008.
Things can only get worse for burgers it seems.

They're US redditors... they have no soul. the guy posting it is a fucking diaspora faggot.
He's celebrating losing a war lol.

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JUST IN - Average gas prices in the U.S. reached $4.17 per gallon today, the highest in history, breaking the previous record of $4.11 set in July 2008.

JUST NUKE US POOT

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Romania is glowing right now

This nigga is about to ban Russian oil in about an hour from now!

It's gonna be fun watching Americans and niggers shooting at each other for some gas

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Z stands for love

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I remember when Any Forums identified and tracked down a white leftist BLM member who was the gunman in a targeted murder of a trump supporter. They trawled through videos, security camera footage, social media, news footage and went from a blurry image, to identifying his route, to finding interview footage, to identifying the person, to finding his location. He was dead like 3 days later after the shooting (police shot him).

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are we the baddies now? Or are they just getting lazy

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Based. I hope for total societal collapse. I just want Christ to return already, you know?

Plebbit-Niggers are probably the furthest from having a soul someone can be, who isnt an actual Nigger or Jew.

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GOOD MORNING, SIRS

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MORE SANCTION

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Plenty of army vets posting on the hiwi reddit, some of them have combat experience. Still, I'd like to see the chechens or the murderous people republic soldiers recording a couple of them

>he didnt buy physical deliveries of natural gas, petroleum, and nickel

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Ah yes, the disposables

the UK is energy self sufficient
the US could be energy self sufficient

nobody else is in europe

we're shooting at him

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They are just deranged.
Z

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>Ukrainian IT company "Intellias", which was supposed to open an office in Novi Sad this year and employ at least 60 developers, has decided to give up doing business in Serbia.

>As stated in the press release published on their website, they do so because "they do not feel adequate support for Ukraine from the Serbian authorities in these difficult times, compared to the support that exists in other countries."

>Instead of Novi Sad, the office of one of the largest IT companies in Ukraine, which Forbes also declared the best Ukrainian employer, will be located in Zagreb.
they truly are Reddit the country

as it was said, give me enough thrust and i'll make a brick fly

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WARNING
-POSTS THAT REMIND YOU THAT VIDEO GAME FOOTAGE ISNT PEER REVIEWD IS ALSO A PAID FOR SHILL THREAD JUST LIKE NIGGER OP

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mate biden just announced a price hike to 8-$10
as he will ban russian oil

Serious question, are you ever going to open the stock market again? You can't just keep your investors money tied up forever lol.

my condolences

DAE /chug/ = NOD /uhg/ = GDI?

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Ban Z from the alphabet now because it's racist towards the jews and ukrainians

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I wonder just how much do burgers rely on cars to get around

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>the UK is energy self sufficient
shut the fuck up dumb retarded german ape you actual shill kill yourself germcuck

HOLY SHIT ZELENSKY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Jewish finance calling a letter representing the battalions identity a swastika because it is threatened…..

MY SHOCK!!!

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Like a rotten tree deserving of chip.
better as fuel.

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I missed the last eight hours.
>Kiev Surrounded, M30 east of Kiev has Russian vehicles
So the ceasefire is all but gone?.

what the fuck is it even measuring
>sanctions

I wish we were

show the world what the fucking russians are actually doing

here the aftermath. well done russians, you killed two elderly people. to hell with you

aftermath files.catbox.moe/538jse.mp4


spread this on all social medias

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being overly aggressive and using too much force would of been an extremely foolish thing to do. in order for people to ever understand the justification for all this, he cannot scare them. hes gotta prove he's not the bad guy. i think he tried to lead with diplomacy. like here are our conditions and terms. we don't want your nuclear and biological weapons on our doorstep. get rid of them or we will. looks like they told Putin to go fuck himself. and now he's following up. and the western media is trying everything they can to obscure the truth. painting Russia as being nothing but stupid assholes.

kek

HOLY SHIT PUTINS TABLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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they are luck the scooters are eletric else they would be fucked,would be good though the landwhales would either perish or be forcede to lose weight

The only nations who actively oppose western faggotry are the ones sanctioned.

Without a doubt, only question when. Internal one will open in a few weeks, probably, external only after post-war negotiations with the west. Fuckers stole $300bn, they better return it.

These untrained and inexperienced volunteers are going to have a catastrophically high loss rate.

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Q predicted this

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twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1501189428647276561

Does anyone have a none-ASB source for this?

>Z is a new swastika
>N is short for niggers
Eventually we're gonna claim the whole alphabet

Rolling for big explosions

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Imagine the smell

>Russian Military Helicopter Shot Down Invasion of Ukraine March 2022
This is from the first day of invasion

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>Muh Nazis

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All apparatuses of the us govt, ALL OF THEM need to be harassed, bullied, and basically let them know not only are you the target but so is your family if you work for the us govt. Noone one who is a private citizen should be anything but violently hostile to any govt official

getting as many ukrainians killed as possible is literally the nato plan

COLOR ME FUCKING SHOCKED

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