/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #422

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>Russia will ceasefire / attempt to evacuate civilians AGAIN tomorrow
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>Russia: Evacuation from Mariupol, Melitopol, Byrdansk prevented.
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
>3rd round of negotiations ongoing
>Russia declares ceasefire in Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, and Kiev to allow for evacuation
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian MoD dropped new info confirming the presence of US-backed bio labs in Ukraine
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team. He was apparently killed while resisting arrest on suspicion of treason
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations

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>I'm going to shoot down an att - ACK! ACK ACK!
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>Ipren
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>Ukraine Accidental Redpill
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>MORE DAKKA
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>Students rounded up like wild animal
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>funny man in a hat plants explosives in playground
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>Bio Labs Damage Control (Schitz poster was right)
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>More Ukrainian Equipment - Kherson
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>/our pajeet/ calls out Western bullshit
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>ABC journo is confused that Russians support the invasion
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>Buses arrived in Mariupol to evacuate civilians
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>Ukie TB-2 shot down by a russian SAM
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>Ukraine is Winn-ACK!
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>Joe Biden wake up 9/11
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>ZA SHTOOOOOOOOOO
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>Massive stacks of Ukranian equipment captured
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>Undead enjoying their vacation in Ukraine
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>Russian equipment allegedly destroyed
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>Ukraine Tank btfo
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>War Crimes
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>Kino
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Day.
Thirteen.

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Hey chuds,

Here's an actual Russian soldier advising Russians to go back home:
twitter.com/hackingbutlegal/status/1500465032966062082?s=20&t=_Q3VbZo4cr9MdqyBYu7i0HLDNlhKAIzD-daCswpu3mM

How edgy are you people?

>inb4 it's pic related
This is not the same person, different ears, slightly different facial features.

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youtu.be/2BP6mKGLp-g

Remember to get your daily dose of maximum indians

That was a russian sleeper, there are more like him everywhere

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I think the visualization teams in many media outlets need to rethink how they map the war.

Most do maps like the one on the left. But that is not reflecting their own reporting. There aren't entire *areas* that are 'under control'.

On the right is a more accurate alternative.

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Not to mention having lost at least 10% of its soldiers and equipment. If Russia carries on like this, we will be able to just WALK into Moscow when this is all over.

>Kyiv is still standing
>Airplanes from Poland coming to Ukraine soon.

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how are ya coping my dudes?

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soon

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Basic suicide by hanging instructions for the spammer.

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>russian pow
>has a fucking beard
never heard of grooming standards

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Apologize, or I'll say that Kosovo is not Serbia.

In Sumy, the buses run
twitter.com/RWApodcast/status/1501116497518813185

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Ukrainebross???

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And of course the noose. It is not a complex knot. I think the spammer could learn it in under an hour.

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Z

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Is this just uhg but retarded?

wtf my mind is suddenly changed I love Vaush now.

>wtf some passports just landed on my legs
how do retards fall for this again?

Based. Once the indians are gone its total war, cap this post

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MAKE UKRAINE RUSSIA AGAIN
BASED OP IMAGE

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>/uhg/
>not retarded

imagine believing the same media that talked about Russia-Trump collusion for ~3 years
or that showed Ukrainian Strela vehicle running over a civilian car and presented it as a Russian tank

>we will be able to just WALK into Moscow when this is all over
Fucking lol Q-tier delusion

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>MAKE UKRAINE RUSSIA AGAIN
Based

Russian army is corrupt, half of their assets are untrained and therefore do not reflect the usefulness of their equipment. Just like Abram's tanks in Yemen.
At least we know a few thousand lower officer heads will roll when this is all over

I can hear the jewishness in the writing tone

why is assucka so violent

>ghost of Kiev.
>counter-attack.
>landmines.
>Polish reinforcements.
>Polish fighter jets.
>NATO intervention.
>death squads.
>infiltrators.

Don't tell me they're all with Steiner.

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why does russia change its reasoning for the invasion every 2nd day?

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FUCK THE UN!

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What is the maximum number of indians exists in Ukraine?

Russkies always end up brute forcing shit in larger conflicts. Syria was relatively small scale in comparison, which is why retards didn't run shit.

how can russia compete lmao

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Newfag spotted. Where are this new threads coming from anyway? The longstanding thread morphed into /gpg/ ages ago.

By writing cope articles on wikipedia.

Schweiner

LEAVE HER ALONE
These people are in for a rude awakening!

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We still have not gotten official data on maximum indians

Trolling.

>no australian cunnyposter
Boring thread

lmfao this thing that was introduced in 1966 could mog russia's entire military "strength"

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Don't the Philippines quantify fuel in Litres not Gallons?

Okay, enough is enough.

KOSOVO IS NOT SERBIA

Posting just to say that this baker bakes well.
Picunr

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I see so many brainlets saying that NATO should go into a land invasion of Russia, as if nuclear weapons magically stop existing if a military is corrupt and incompetent

>chuds

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Volis mučenje a pičko?

Фaк Гoмoглoбyc

serb is a falseflag proxy, neće znati da odgovori jer je peder

*mogs your entire military "strength"*

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Very funny those are not used to support Ukraine, why is that?

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Last time I heard Russia has only committed like 10% of their forces so far. It's actually sad seeing them hold off onto the hololcide.

Rusbro wtf?

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fabulous

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CORRECT

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Kosova is not Serbia indeed. And Crimea is not Russia.

Why is the TB2 drone so effective at destroying Russian "AA systems"?

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That was a recon plane, that got obsoleted by spy satellites.

youtu.be/1f-5bAy2En0

Correct me if I am wrong Russian speakers but wouldn't a Russian mother say Kiev and not Kyiv. Cause that mother sounds fake as fuck.

>At least we know a few thousand lower officer heads will roll when this is all over
Inshallah Putin will take them to the sword himself.

Kosovo je Serbia don't listen to retards bro

Are you from Mount Nigger?

He is not serbian, he can't reply in serbian

Welp.

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welcome to Detroit

I'm keeping the copypasta open 24/7 in notepad.
Лyчшe yмepeть, чeм paб-гoмoглoбyc.
Хoчeшь cвoбoды для гoмoceкcyaльнoгo пapaдa? Baши cынoвья oтpeзaли ceбe пeниc. Baши дoчepи oтpeзaют ceбe гpyди. Bce вaкциниpoвaны. гoмoглoбyc вoзьмeт вaши дeньги. Bы бyдeтe ecть клoпoв.
A дo тeх пop я бyдy жить в твoeм yмe бeз apeнднoй плaты.

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>The F-35 ~20:1 k/d in wargames
>The F-22 ~100:0 k/d in wargames

Why is the US military so superior?

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Churka ebanaya

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Thank you for saying what we all know!

He isn't Chechen, so he has no reason to keep a beard in the Military.

As a Serb, I apologize for this mongrel's despicable behaviour. We'll make sure to gift him a complementary Yugo for his service to the Jewish overlords. Hopefully the fumes from burning plastic kill him faster than failing brakes.

KOSOVO JE YUGOSLAVIA

You know what's the worst.
Sooner or later, the war will end. And with the end of the war, /chug/ will end too ;_;

I'm waiting for Zelensky to announce that he has wunderwaffen.

How cheap do you get those Eastern Europe proxies?

Lmao

No, I'm from Vojvodina.

>Airplanes from Poland coming to Ukraine soon.
Waiting to see that happen, last we heard directly was pic related. Everything else is media speculation - ie bullshit

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>low cost
>taking out multiple high value convoys
>taking out AA systems
>no cost to human life
you're coping right?
youtube.com/watch?v=7YaXdP06zO0

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s'all good my zigga

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So you are Hungarian? i always liked them

>vatnik cope

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OMG THE HECKIN BASED WUNDERWAFFE DB2!

The real war was for the frens we made along the way, come sit by the fire stalker

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That is true. But I will always remember the friends I made while it was here.

I still doubt they control 40% of the territory, they leave a handful of pockets all around cities. What the mostly control outside of consolidated territory are roads

>NATO? pssh, i never cared about them dude...

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You mean taking on abandoned vehicles then pretending you actually hit anything important.

>nato why arent you forcing a nuclear war?????

Repeat after me shills
>БEЗ
>APEHДHOЙ
>ПЛATЫ

Kalibur Missiles on the way to the Airfield as soon as they touch down on UA soil!

Even an S400 on the way! if that is... within rights

...

Perhaps /chug/ is the frens we made along the way?

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Trump has been out of office for 13 months and they still make him a general...

>sinks a russian war ship with an unguided anti-tank missile

LMAO LMAO LMAO

COPE LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=7YaXdP06zO0

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The mig-31 could shoot it down.

Didn't he already say "I have a big surprise for russia" or something along this lines some time ago?

No, I am Rusyn.

Anyway looks like Ukraine and twitter onions posters are getting anal pained again, Russians rolling down the main east west highway axis.

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Taiwan will be invaded probably as soon as this is done/when weather in the South China Sea is permissible in Spring, I expect to see you all in /chtg/!

Reminder that the russians don't need to ship in guns or ammo anymore.

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OK how do we make this shit last longer? Time to brainstorm

No, you are Hungarian now. Cope.

Based

Good morning. I hate America, Americans and people who support America.

looks like the rubble is increasing

For the majority of the cold war, soviet tactics and equipment were actually ahead of what the US and allies were cooking up. (Soviet tactics weren't about brute force, overwhelming firepower sure, but not brute force). That was mostly due to the defense budget and people actually having a cause/nation to serve. Now it's all for personal gain, the Russia of the 90's never truly left, Putin was just treating the symptoms of it, never the root cause. My biggest quam with this war stems from this, the fact that people see Soviet/Russian equipment as dogshit because it's being used by untrained personnel, it's as if we would base the performance of the Abrams based on Yemen alone.

>We're building our own military alliance. With hogs and vodka

The real question is whether Russia can keep capturing big cities. I think the outcomes in Kharkov and Mauripol will show how the war goes.

>vatnik cope

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>
why dont you capture the date when you take a screenshot of tweets you filthy nigger pig?

"1 hour ago" is such a useful reference... WHEN WAS THE PHOTO CAPTURED YOU FILTHY NIGGER

The only winners of this war are the black market arms dealers it seems.

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>I've lost interest.

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Real??

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See you in Taiwan Happening General then.

if too many indian reporters enter kiev, the city will exceed the maximum number of indians!

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Zelensky is folding
>backpedaling on NATO
>ready to reach a compromise on LNR/DNR

guys come on we're owning the libs!!

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>posting video unrelated to comment
???

youtu.be/8iw7QjeKIkA
Briefing by the official representative of the Russian Ministry of Defense
(08.03.2022 at 10:30):
>Luhansk People's Republic troops, continuing their offensive, took control of the settlements of Borsonino, Kreminna, Peschanoye, Varvarovka, Pshenychnoye, Yepifonovka, Novodruzhevsk and Belogorovka. Overall they have advanced 9 kilometers into the enemy territory.

>Units of the People's Militia of the DPR have taken over the Osaviakhim district in Mariupol.

>Over the past 24 hours, the Russian Air Force bombers and attack aircraft have destroyed 158 military facilities on Ukrainian territory.
>On the 7th of March, the Ozernoye airfield near Zhytomyr was disabled with a high-precision long-range missile strike.

>Two MiG-29s and one Su-27 of the Ukrainian air force were shot down by Russian Air Force fighters.

>Other losses of the Ukrainian army include: two Ukrainian divisions employing the S-300 AA defence system, three Buk M-1 self-propelled artillery guns, four command posts, two radar stations, nine ammunition depots and 11 areas with high amounts of weapons and military equipment .

>A total of 2,482 Ukrainian military infrastructure facilities were destroyed during the operation.

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>Good morning. I hate America, Americans and people who support America.
As an american, I endorse this message.

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crates are filled with cash anyway

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Yeah... I'll go back to lurking once this is over. But yknow what they say, don't be sad cause its over, be happy that it happened.

Can't we just PRETEND it's still going on? /uhg/raininans will definitely provide us with more footage and news of ukranians killing ukrainians to discuss.

>can't refute so resorts to insults
you're putting your flag to shame. you can't even shitpost properly. git gud.

The Insurgency will keep it alive for a while more

Welp, hopefully they get the job done and then address the core issue.

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This image is kind of missing how much of a mussie infested hell hole most of continental Europe has become.

Just get back to status quo, make Ukraine a buffer between the west and Russia

Yes tweeted 1hr ago. Ukies really getting ass fucked in everything but social media.

Fine, better to be a Magyar than to be a shitty cucked gypsy-turk.

ITS GEORGIA ALL OVER AGAIN
QUICK POST DEAD PEOPLE

Hohol diaspora bothering a store owner in Portugal because she has Russia flags for sale:
t.me/surf_noise1/7055

>claims that the tb2 only hits useless targets
>copes when i post a video providing evidence otherwise
LMAO LMAO LMAO

Why didn't Russia wait for China to be ready so they could launch twin wars? That's the outcome Zizek was talking about.

The war won't end. We'll have Comfy WW3 happening threads.

Only 3 possible settlements this faggot is from lol
Ruski krstur
Bikic do
Kucura

This nigga NUTS yooo

Yeah, there's too much disinfo from both sides, but the coming week will give a clearer picture of what's really happening

>we made up their logistical problems
>LOOK THEY HAVE PROBLEMS!

Retard.

How has there been that much stuff shot down by modern fighters? nobody we've gone to war with since ww2 has even fielded aircraft.

Soon in Swedish suburbs

Why do I suspect the Ukranians sank another freighter there and decided to claim it was a warship?

Didn't the Ukranian's single warship sink? (with the Ukies claiming they scuttled it - at the dock! - to supposedly avoid capture)

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Iraq 2003

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Europe seems pretty gay there sis.

>For the majority of the cold war, soviet tactics and equipment were actually ahead of what the US and allies were cooking up. (Soviet tactics weren't about brute force, overwhelming firepower sure, but not brute force). That was mostly due to the defense budget and people actually having a cause/nation to serve. Now it's all for personal gain, the Russia of the 90's never truly left, Putin was just treating the symptoms of it, never the root cause. My biggest quam with this war stems from this, the fact that people see Soviet/Russian equipment as dogshit because it's being used by untrained personnel, it's as if we would base the performance of the Abrams based on Yemen alone.
No matter how you look at it, more wars means a better military. There is a reason why DPR and LPR troops are outperforming russian regulars: they've been in that shit for 8 years of constant fighting. You will see a stronger russian military at the end of this.

Never knew that serbians are prorus before ukraine happend

who the hell wants to fight for a world order that despises you and replaces you in your own homeland?

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>raininans
kek'd and checked
we could pretend but wouldn't you just want to make it last longer? I mean we don't want to see people die but maybe they team up and kill all the faggots and globohomos in Ukraine?