WTF is happening now - preferably in haiku format

WTF is happening now - preferably in haiku format

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I suck at haikus
Ukraine is still fucking gay
Its pronounced qweef bigots

A desert breeze blows
It's happening, the shrew squeaks.
Maybe, says owl, in two more weeks.

Bonus points for a nickel haiku

I really hate haikus
India still dont have loos
Putin might lose
I'm going back to snooze

Nigger nigger nig
Nigger nigger nigger nig
Nigger nigger nig

do your own research
you fucking raging faggot
get off my board now

Wait seriously. Why is the board so strange right now?

Checked

a raging torrent,
even giants succumb;
evanescent

Remember Covid
Ukraine You forget it now
Soon climate crisis

this guy makes this thread each night

Manama Jeff
Putin Best
Hohols need to rest (in pieces)

NATO is niggers
Russian mafia is niggers
Detroux affair

Onekraine Twokraine
Redkraine Bluekraine

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Jews drag us to war
I pray no more brother wars
It's all so tiresome

what is it about haikus that niggas love so much?
like is there something more to the 5,7,5 format or is it just japanophilia?
like why not 6,8,6 or 4,6,4

Kill yourself ultra fag
We don't have time for questions
Any Forums needs more haiku

Literally just a weeb meme.
It's not about the format, it's not literary experts peddling it. It's about the weebs and how they transfer trends and memes from Japan.

nice try but your first
line is wrongly made up of
six damn syllables

Everything is fake.
Nothing even happening.
I can't write haikus.

i see, so people are just copying everything they see in japan and masturbating over it

There once was a guy named vlad putin
The NATO accords didnt suit him
He sent soviet shit
Then the javelins hit
And now his economy's in ruin