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▶Latest >Russia will ceasefire / attempt to evacuate civilians AGAIN tomorrow >Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening >Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center >Russia: Evacuation from Mariupol, Melitopol, Byrdansk prevented. >European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month >3rd round of negotiations ongoing >Russia declares ceasefire in Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, and Kiev to allow for evacuation >Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor >Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents >Russian MoD dropped new info confirming the presence of US-backed bio labs in Ukraine >Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked >Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy >Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled >Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team. He was apparently killed while resisting arrest on suspicion of treason >Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP >Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN >2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
Reminder to ignore the subhuman posting dead Russians. It will bite them in the ass after the war.
Benjamin Gonzalez
It was early dawn in the morning and I am Chechnyan. We just finished the last checkpoint of clearing NATO dogs and doing a search and sweep. I hear noises inside a small shed I go in alone, HANDS UP SUKA BLYET I yell. I see nobody but a young girl on the floor sitting on her mattress. Nobody is here but me she whimpers. Whats your name I ask, she answers Anastasia (pretty name) in her quiet voice. I take a look around and I look at her, she was beautiful ukranian girl maybe 19-20years old, big green eyes, long lightbrown hair, a face like an angel with a pearshaped body. I put my rifle away and i take off my tactical military vest, she looks at me and says only you please, and she takes off her jeans and exposing her white thighs, she takes off her panties as im taking my pants off and she lays down on the matress waiting for me to mount her. I lay on top of her, her ukranian pussy felt very welcoming to my big Chechnyan cock. I started pumping as she raised her legs up, her pretty little toes curled as she orgasmed and let out a big moan. She looks me in the eyes and puts her arms around my neck and starts kissing me. I kiss her back. After I was done I put my military gear back on. What happens now, I'm scared she says as she looks up at me, I say its ok don't worry baby I will take care of you now. I take off one of my dog tags and i put it around her neck, I am Sergeant Commander Magomedov Magomagomedov Chechnyan Spetnaz, nothing will happen to you, you belong to me now and as long as my tag is around your neck everyone will know it, dont be scared ok sweetie, she nods agreeingly.
me Daily Mail says Ukrainians are stomping Russians and have basically run them out of Ukraine bros. Is this truly the end for Mister Putin?
Ayden Barnes
As we walk outside we see Russian helicopters and Migs flying above, tanks are rolling in and the Russian flag is being hoisted on top of the tallest building, we have taken Jewkikepol Oblast. I look around I see plenty of other Ukranian girls wearing Chechnyan Russian dog tags we put them all on a truck sending them back to Mother Russia, don't be scared you will be taken back to my main military base I have an apartment there you will be safe, I will see you shortly. She leans out of the truck and gives me a kiss.
After we liberate most of NATO occupied Ukraine I fly back to homebase. I walk into my apartment and I see Anastasia is wearing high heels a house dress and an apron cooking dinner, she rushes into my arms and kisses me, i see a tear in her eyes, she missed me a lot. We have dinner and we watch TV she is sitting on my lap I play with her big Ukranian boobs as my hand goes inside her dress, soo soft. She looks at me and she says I love you Magomedov Magomagomedov, I say I love you too Anastasia. Russia is on the news, defeat of the NATO faggots is complete, invasion of Ukranie has been a success,the Russian flag is flying high, she looks at me and asks was the war hard? I say no babukshka it was quite easy, she says ukranian men are not as strong as Russian Chechnyan men thats why, I say its ok don't worry about it, we own you now, ukraine is ours and ukranian girls belong to us. She nods in her cute way. That night ukraine was invaded again and again but this time with a bit less resistance :)
>Estonian wakes up >goes to boat and prepares to sail out to catch some shproti >remembers that Russia banned Estonian shproti and no one else needs them >realizes he has no reason to exist in this world >starts shitting up good threads instead
>There are people in these threads who are legit pissed at Ukraine civilians This is the same retardation I see in the west against Russians, it makes no sense to me. This entire war just fucks with my mind
It is day time in Estonia, yes? There must be a shop open that can sell you some rope. You will need about 10mm or 12mm thickness and maybe 5m length just to be sure. Natural fibres are better.
Do you know how to tie the rope? Make the noose first. Follow the instructions in the picture attached.
Next, you will need to attach the other end to something high, like rafters, or a tree, or a piece of playground equipment. You want the noose to be at head height while you are standing on the chair.
This is fun for me, and I haven't had fun in a long time.
You are a disgrace to the Estonian legion and 20th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS, a disgrace for estonian great songs like narva pataljon. All you do is sit and post dead russians whole day on this mongolian basket weaving forum instead of enlisting in your armed forces and preparing to fight those you deem your enemy What you are doing here helps no one, just spreads misery with your gore shit and those great estonians didn't fight for that.
Have Russians had their mobile phones confiscated? And if so, could that be part of the reason why Russians aren't posting lots of dead Ukrainian soldiers (apart from it supposedly being a warcrime to post enemy dead soldiers)?
Julian Ward
>Every citizen of Ukraine will be checked for theft at the exit
kek kek it was actually 25k students, 17k were evacuated, 5k were in the surrounding region (indian embassies in poland, romania etc) and were being evacuated and around 3k were left in ukraine and this is from atleast 2 days ago. There are few stuck in sumy, kiev and some other cities. Russia has opened a corridor on their side too so we are sending few IL-76 to russia and using c17 for other regions like poland, romania.
India today and republic world are unironically the best places to follow this war
Hudson Ortiz
Obsessive? The retard is deranged if only his mother knew he'd get grounded off the internet
Jace Gray
You know it's for intelligence gathering missions right?
Gavin King
Ok, so it's pretty clear Russia will take Ukraine, and then the US will use Ukraine as a proxy army to destabilize Russia from within. Kind of like Russia's new Afghanistan. They want that province to be impossible to govern.
Ok looking behind the current war, into a situation where Russia controls Ukraine. How are they going to get these weapons and arms into Ukraine to do this revolutionary movement? Ukraine is bordered on 3 sides by: -- Russia -- BelaRussia -- The Black Sea
The West of Ukraine touches 5 different countries. Pushing the Russian army all the way into the West of Ukraine might be inadvisable. Because defending a border which touches 5 NATO countries might be a bad idea. Not only because a minor border incident would be the spark for WW3. But look how many more angles you have to defend. You have to defend weapons coming in from Slovakia, and Poland, and Hungary, and Romania.
Whereas, if the Russian army simply drew a line from Kiev to the top of Moldova, they only have to defend weapons coming in from Western Ukraine. Assuming the regime in Moldova is favorable to them, defending the soft underbelly of Ukraine could be simple. After all, the only way they could come in is that chokepoint under Moldova.
Ironically, the little country of Moldova has just become very critical to securing Russia's future. It means Russia absolutely needs a friendly government there, to stop destabilizing weapons from coming into their country, and collapsing their government from the inside.
It's been well established, they got their phones taken by OPSEC. Hence why you're not seeing Ukie gore, Ukies aren't even professional soldiers at this point so they just pic everything.
Jayden Rogers
He's retardedj, most Indians were evacuated early on under mission ganga, very few are left in Ukraine Thank you for doing the needful sirs
Nicholas Edwards
There's also thing thing: not being a subhuman.
Jack Ramirez
To that one user that suggested Jormungand earlier, thanks
I'm ashamed to admit this, but after browsing this shithole for 6 years, this Estonian autists made me download firefox and 4chanX just to filter out Estonian flags. It's so much better now.
>Real or a propaganda fake? Irrelevant. Humanitarian corridors are open. Russia only bombs civilian areas if they are occupied by Ukrainian forces. Why are there small kids near the frontlines?
New Strelkov intel. >A brief summary regarding the situation on the frontlines (on the 13th day of the war):
>In Izyum: There was fierce fighting in and around the town yesterday. However, as of right now I have no reliable information that the town has been completely taken over by the Russian Armed Forces.
>In Kharkov: A number of sources told me that the Russian troops may have withdrawn from the city proper and beyond the ringroad around the city. This information may not be true. Either way, it is certain that Kharkov is still NOT blockaded from the western and southwestern directions. The AFU also retain control of Chuguev and the military base on the outskirts of that town.
>Unfortunately, it is still too early to paint the maps with the plans of the final encirclement of the AFU grouping in Donbass (which various pro-Russian bloggers such as "Kolonel Kassad" and Yuri Podolyaka have been enthusiastically doing for almost two weeks).
>All that said, I was glad to learn that on the Donetsk front a true "artillery-backed offensive" had been taking place all throughout yesterday, with massive artillery and missile strikes at the enemy positions and their rear having been carried out all along the front.
no, because it's expensive and the US military value the human who operates the machine so they don't use zerg tactics with shitty equipment.
Sebastian Butler
Now you have all the pieces that you need. I have drawn you a diagram in case my instructions were unclear. Set up like in the picture attached. Put the noose over your head and tighten it. Make sure you can't reach the tree or the branch or anything else.
Now, swiftly kick the chair out from under yourself. Then wait. All your pain will drain away. You will be free.
