What's the best way to approach German/Dutch girls?

They seem very autistic and emotionally dead. The conversations usually feel one sided and you feel like talking to a wall. They also feel threatened if you invade their personal space aggressively. This isn't the case with Italian or British girls who you can just grope and semi-rape on the spot and they will enjoy it. Any actual advice bros? I'd prefer anons from Germany, Netherlands or Austria to answer. Thanks.

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Are you polish or something?

wear a ski mask

For Dutch women bring an offering of cheese, but expensive cheese.

they have no time for your bullshit. whip your dick out and she will let you know if she is interested.

Lol you hit the head on my HS German Exchange Student GF. They’re mega sluts too I feel like. Shallow, npc, like.

Don't be a Turk-looking foreigner?

Also, politics.

Your impression is correct. Germans are dead fish and are not easily accessible like e. g. English speakers. Your best bet is to first win their trust by being a friend/acquaintance. They will show their affection by obviously trying to be near you, then you can proceed.

gouda

from behind

Be white.

Just stick your finger in their arse. Easy peasy.

>What's the best way to approach German/Dutch girls?
Šimply, be black.

Nobody here "approaches" girls in the sense that you go to a completely random girl on the street or in the train or whatever. You can try this, but you must be one handsome, tall, funny chad. I'm talking the Chad of the Chad. I'm talking 10/10 Chad. Most of us who are in relationships, are with girls we know from our social circle. Girls we met during our job, during a party we attended or we met in school.

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hee kankhoer kom pijpen dan
works every time

Become black.

WRONG
1st step
>look swarthy
Step 2
>be 4 inches shorter then her
Step 3
>plow town
Ezpz

FICKI FICKI

Btw Dutch East Indies sucked dick

Be black and accuse them of racism

I mean, tinder is a thing unless you're not white and 5'8.

But OP most probably is. It doesn't seem to work.

Absolute Chad greekbro just discovering now that only meds have a soul

with a barge pole

German women are whores. I've got plenty of British friends and all of them had a German gf. Also, if an ugly ass Arab rapefugee can land a German gf, so can you.

Their standards are just giga-high and they weren't interested in you.

>FICKI FICKI
came here for that

Seeing as you are a Greek you already have a leg up because you are black. Just say they a racist if they don’t suck your dick.

If an American of German descent (German last name and everything) were to learn the language and move to Germany, could they ever be accepted as a fellow German, or would they always just be seen as an American immigrant on some kind of a larp? Just curious because I don't really feel at home in America, and have nothing in common with anyone I interact with here. Sometimes I wish I could be surrounded by tradition and history, something more than just a McShopping mall of a country

I'm an American living in Belgium.

From my experience, Dutch women are not "autistic" they are just more traditional and reserved than your typical American woman.

Belgium women today behave like American women used to behave in the 1960s. There are exceptions of course, but this has been my experience.

>What's the best way to approach German/Dutch girls?

Rock out with your cock out

be tall

Didn't read the thread full of incels, but... approach her ugly friend first and become friends, then have some to wing her and then you approach the hot one.
German female group dynamics are something else, Girgios

>What's the best way to approach German/Dutch girls?

Depends, if you're of German or Dutch heritage just walk up say "hi, what's your name".

If you're a fairly recent "German or Dutch citizen" from Africa or the Middle East then the best way to approach them is from behind, in a place like a dark alley, with a couple of buddies to help hold them down and keep them from screaming.

Why are dem foreheads so biggu?

That would work on any nationality of women to be fair

you sound rapey

Be black

Southern Germany yes, North no because there live only goddamn fuckin commies.
You could larp as someone who's exploring his roots and stuff, I might be interested in hanging out with people like you if I ever meet one...

Dutch generally only eat cheapo cheese. That's because they're cheap people. Probably even worse than the Scottish. There's an old Belgian joke where a passer by observes a Dutch guy paint stripping his house. He asks: "Are you moving?"

2nd from right is a man

This, dutch girls are pretty autistic, unless you go to some nightclub in amsterdam or rotterdam, and even then the girls you end up hooking up with are probably foreign students, or artsy types (disgusting white girls with dreads). Also talk alot about “getting wasted” when you’re trying to court a dutch girl. I never drink but acting like you do makes you alot more attractive in their eyes for some reason

Wrong board nigger

be Australian

Of course it works, but in Germany it's a MUST. you've got no chance separating German girls to fuck them and their friends are not entertained.
In Italy I'll go over to a chick and I'll just talk to her without any anxiety of being rejected cause I'm a loner in a club in a different country.

I'm also not sure if op is talking about approaching girls in Greek when they're on vacation or in their native habitat.

>I might be interested in hanging out with people like you if I ever meet one...
How big is your "sausage" ?