Just bought this

Does it speak Russian?

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you'll have awesome badass silicone sex

You’re probably going to have the worst post-fap disgust of your life

I thought they banned these things in Australia

It’s fine. Just don’t be an incel about it. If you’re a regular dude and fuck a toy instead of your hand, there’s no real downside. Just make sure you clean it after you’re done and dry it.

I’ve found a few girls very curious about it when I bring it up. They even think it’s a turn on that a guy would use one. It’s more so how you carry yourself than what you’re doing.

Based. I think I'll buy two then, or three. Then I'll array them in a row. One on the face one on the nob. Know what Im saying?

Explain how this works? Were does the vibrate go?

a hell of a good shaggin

Nah they banned the ones that resembled underage girls but you can still buy a fleshlight/ fuck-me-silly doggystyle sex toy.

despair

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Oh shidd

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>i'd want one i could hide really easily
I keep mine in the trunk of my car. I changed the trunk lock incase someone tries to get in the trunk.

It’s not a vibrator I think, probably a heater so it gets warm inside. Tho I’m not sure with this smaller shape.

Fleshlights in general are pretty decent but overrated. The only problem is if you don't keep it clean it gets nasty and smells fucking atrocious. The last thing I want to do after nutting is cleaning up the dismembered body part I just fucked, post nut clarity hits hard.

lots of sex, you lucky dog you

you are a tree hugger why did you buy this?

Too soon.

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I aspire to be, sir.

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I used to oil up a ziplock bag and stick it between the couch cushions. Then I fucked a scrawny Jewish girl and it was pretty much the same.

It feels good, but honestly, they're a fucking bitch to clean out. Women and gays have it easy because cleanup is a breeze. For a pocket pussy, you have to clean it out EVERY TIME you nut in it, and dust it with corn starch/baby powder to avoid it getting moist and potentially developing mold. It is way more effort than just using your hand. I threw out my onaholes because it just wasn't worth the effort and cleanup.

Eternal damnation.

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>they banned the ones that resembled underage girls
That sux. Lolis for me but not for thee

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The shapiros would have been on the first flight out

This is exactly how I feel about my wife after nutting in her the night before.

Rasping sobs after you ejaculate inside this piece of plastic and a grim understanding of just how profoundly, hopelessly evil the world you live in has become.

>ban underage dolls
>pedos cant let out their urge with an inanimate object
>go molest real children
>we did it!

Good times. Fuck femoid roasties. 2D and sex dolls are better.

Some infection in your urinary tract

Novelty wears off after 2 or 3 goes then you're just left there with your dick in hand with a 1000 yard stare. Not worth it

>Dirty Floor
>Carpet from the 80s
>Shoes on inside the house
About what I'd expect from the type of people who buy these.

the orgasm is literally different than with your hand, it massages your dick head so you get the type of orgasm that shoot through the spine to your head, far more satisfying than hand fap
i'll share some tip, to clean it quickly just blow water with a hose into it, to dry it use small USB powered BBQ blower like picrel

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POLITICS?

This. My jaw always hurts afterward

Never got a model like that used onaholes. Pretty good orgasm desu.

>just buy a bunch of electronic shit and do this and do that to clean it
wtf, get a life

>Shoes on inside the house
spotted the chink

>Want to order one
>have had packages arrive damaged before so you can see inside
>Have had packages go to neighbour's addresses before
>Sometimes they open them then dump on my doorstep when they decide they don't want to steal whatevers inside

I know some of you based anons wouldnt care about this but I'd be mortified if someone found out

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>underage plastic and silicon
Lol wut

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I bought anti-bacterial spray

Why would you nerds get suicidal over fucking this?

yeah, unless you don't mind cleaning your own jizz out of that thing every time. it will be the worst part of it all.
having to lug that time to the sink/shower rinsing it out with the gentile soap your suppose to use then, dry it out, then lightly spray it down with the anti-bacterial spray, and, if you want it to last, the silicon repair/maintenance spray.
depending on how long you last, cleanup could take longer than your fun.

Do you suggest sucking the cum out with your mouth?

It's self cleaning you idiot.

using this means you are a colossal failure as a man.
and worse than jerking off, you have accepted it, and soberly invested money in that fact.
looking in the mirror after investing your cum in this thing... grim

i also didn't use the vibrator and use both my hands to grip it on the hip and pump it up and down my dick, if you buy the huge kind that weigh 5-7 kg it's a good hypertrophy workout for your forearms, win win

you're not worthy to even tongue my anus

Wash with soap and water, then just use a microfiber towel to dry the inside. Haven’t had any issues that way. You can even hit it with the hair dryer for a minute on low heat and high air to get the moisture out.

lmao what about find a lady who will let you lay down on top of her?

>>Shoes on inside the house
Nigger will steal his shoe if he put it outside

English/German
Only trailer trash rednecks keep their shoes on inside the house.

Men’s sexual health is absolutely political

What is it?

>a colossal failure as a man.
its only hot when women do it right

Costs a lot more than a plastic fuck hole

it's a human female in 2022

or people who can't be bothered to keep their house clean