I have news. In the next 17 days a sequence of 5 events will be orchestrated throughout the world, which are seemingly unrelated:
A prominent rapper will be killed. (He knows something they don't want you to know.)
A cultural movement will begin. (Psyop.)
A middle eastern country will see progress. (Progress in the most liberal sense.)
A small nuclear device will be detonated in Ukraine spurring on more international conflict. (It will be neither Russian or Ukrainian caused, but both will be blamed by either side.)
One other event will take place, you will know what it is when it happens.
The events might happen in this order, they might not, it depends.
Probably wouldn't be Kanye, he's a good example of a "crazy person" who believes in "conspiracy theories"
Joshua Miller
What are the odds of chicks just wanting to have sex with any guy that’s nearest to them when a nuclear blast happens that’s bad but not nearby enough to directly affect them.
Like let’s say this nuke goes off tomorrow in Ukraine... and I’m at K-mart. Our phones start buzzing. Nukes have been detonated. Will chicks just want to get laid wherever anywhere to anyone?
Owen Scott
july 21 israel will be nuked
Christian Rodriguez
Within 63 hours of now. Fluid situation but a finite deadline.
Landon Richardson
>One other event will take place, you will know what it is when it happens.
It just happened! You are the real deal.
Gavin Garcia
nigger
Sebastian Cooper
Thanks, fren, I'm saving this, although this isn't the one I was thinking of. I was thinking of the one where different author cite their references, with the wrestling narrator at the side
The other event is that OP will attempt to beat his own record of 17 cocks in his ass at the same time. God Speed OP
Lincoln Martinez
>A prominent rapper will be killed. (He knows something they don't want you to know.) NOT KANYE DUDE WTF
Sebastian Brown
All these events occur in the order you named them?
Adam Cook
No it would have to be a longer time span and still probably not so public. So if you have 24-72 hours you are definitely getting laid Otherwise they'll be too busy panicking
>A small nuclear device will be detonated in Ukraine spurring on more international conflict. (It will be neither Russian or Ukrainian caused, but both will be blamed by either side.) Things we knew a week ago
>e most liberal sense.) I guess Kanye's fucked. Shouldn't have married a satanic whore. Cultural movement, no idea. ME country: UAE. Who will be behind the nuke? the chinks? us? UK? Islamic terrorists?
Angel Johnson
>One other event will take place, you will know what it is when it happens Stonks crash. Again, things we knew a week ago
Jeremiah Watson
I saved this one from a thread a while ago. Shit made me spit out my drink lol
SILENCE KNAVE! I SM THE GREAT SWAMI AJVAR BABAGANOUSH! I know all and see all. Here are my predictions for the coming week. >A nigger will be arrested for stealing items of low value >A jew will swindle a gentile out of a large sum of money >My wife will sit on my face for over an hour while listening to cheesy horror audio book.
