You see the icbm above

>you see the icbm above
>you see a blinding flash
>you die
>then you see these guys
>"well how was hell this time?"
wat do

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>thanks for taking so long asshole

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It was pretty good. but no gf though.

You are God.

Can you stop sending me into that dystopian simulation and admit me to your club already?

Punch xim in the dick.

max steal where is my car?

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>just get microwaved while shitposting
>we can do better than that

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Pretty lit lmao

What are these dudes called and what's with the eyes.

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>Realize you’re going to Reddit hell where all angels look like this because they’ve never read the Bible but learned about Ezekiel via memes

Those are the artist renditions of what some of the angels look like from descriptions taken from the bible.

>Bible describes angels are monstrous beings that do horrifying things.
>Christians: So they are little babies with dove wings right?

"It fucking sucked, nigger."

>this time

Where they meant to scare the shit out of you, the reader of the bible? Or did someone ingest DMT before council of Nicea?

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Amazing.

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it's a reddit meme, the new variant of "flying spaghetti monster"

Trippy.

Fast and pray in the desert and see what you see.

They were usually displays of the awesome overwhelming power of God's humbled servents that only paled in comparison to his visage which, according to the Bible, you can't see without your head basically exploding from the sheer expansion of your mind.
So, when angels like that would appear, they'd say, Do not be afraid, because... well two possibilities,
1. Don't be afraid, you can look at me because I'm not God.
or
2. Do not be afraid, I probably look like the most insane powerful thing you've ever seen but I'm here to talk to you.

you dont see that...you are that..

send me back to 80s miami, faggotlord

so how the hell did these things impregnate human women if Nephilims where real?

Fucking assault god.

Read the first few pages of Ezekiel.
Clearly an encounter with extra-dimensional aliens. They had some kind of ring device like in Contact. The fact that he spent so much time trying, and failing, to describe what he saw actually gives more credence to it. Not just "and the Lord said..."

Top right is just a goatse reference

If that's angels, then what the fuck do demons look like?