Do I have any in my backyard?
What is oil anyway?
Hudson Jenkins
Leo Perez
dead dinosaurs
Xavier Murphy
It's what you put in your car to get to work. Stop asking questions.
Josiah Stewart
You have some all over your face, I bet.
Brody Wilson
why dont you go find out
Blake Diaz
based backyard oil driller
Daniel Ortiz
dead ancient plankton
Nolan Walker
Liquid coal.
Robert Sanchez
fermented poop syrup
Carson Gomez
freedom.
Luis Rodriguez
No, you don't. I already drank your milkshake.
John Robinson
Wrong
Oil is abiotic
Grayson Anderson
take your meds
Jayden Taylor
Dinosaur juice.
Joshua Taylor
Tubes
Robert Foster
The earths blood
Isaac James
No thats what jews want you yo believe. Dinosaurs are fake anyway
Joseph Perez
What is solid coal then
Logan Hill
>Science believes
Landon Miller
fermented dinosaur poop
Henry Wood
it's what lubricates the axle that the gay earth spins on and if we keep taking it out we're going to burn out the bearings and then we're really fucked.
Jackson Flores
Just coal, or solid oil
Liam Russell
evil science juice from the ground
Michael Carter
it's probably fake like everything else.
Colton Bennett
Checked.
Owen Jenkins
>100s of years of chemical engineering has produced synthetic polymers, rubbers, fertilizers, and medicines
>UMMM EXCEPT OIL IS MADE FROM DEAD DINOSAURS WHY DO YOU THINK ITS CALLED FOSSIL FUELS WE JUST DIG IT UP FROM THE GROUND BRO I SWEAR...NO YOU CAN'T SEE!!