/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #407

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>Russia will ceasefire / attempt to evacuate civilians AGAIN tomorrow
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>Russia: Evacuation from Mariupol, Melitopol, Byrdansk prevented.
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
>3rd round of negotiations ongoing
>Russia declares ceasefire in Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, and Kiev to allow for evacuation
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian MoD dropped new info confirming the presence of US-backed bio labs in Ukraine
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team. He was apparently killed while resisting arrest on suspicion of treason
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine

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Official spokesperson confirms US biolabs in Ukraine
youtu.be/c_WpSXsWs80
>During a special military operation, the facts of the Kiev regime's emergency cleanup of traces of a military biological program funded by the US Department of Defence implemented in Ukraine were revealed.
>We have received documentation from employees of Ukrainian biological laboratories on the emergency destruction of especially dangerous pathogens of plague, anthrax, tularemia, cholera and other deadly diseases on February 24.
>Now the documents are being analyzed by Russian specialists of NBC protection troops.
>It is obvious that with the beginning of a special military operation, the Pentagon had serious concerns about the disclosure of conducting secret biological experiments on the territory of Ukraine.
>The received documents confirm that the development of biological weapons components was carried out in Ukrainian biological laboratories, in the immediate vicinity of the territory of Russia.
>In order to prevent the disclosure of facts of violation by the United States and Ukraine of Article 1 of the UN Convention on the Prohibition of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons, the Ukrainian Ministry of Health sent an instruction to all biological laboratories on the emergency liquidation of stored stocks of dangerous pathogens.
>In the near future we will present the results of the analysis of the received documents.

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this is monkey thread now

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HATO TOHГУE MЫ AHУC.

Reminder that by even Ukrain's claimed Russian losses(asset losses, not talking about casualties), and wikipedia's road cope estimate of territory gains Russia's invasion is on par with any other rapid invasion in recent history. This also includes Russia's advance slowing down several times due to ceasefires for negotiations. And compared to recent wars Russia has been extremely reserved in it's disruption of life, incredibly limited damage to urban environments, no mass cuts of power or communications.
If you use more reasonable estimates for losses and actual gains not roadcope they've outperformed everyone. You don't have to believe a single Russian MoD or shill claim to verify this.
Want an example?
The 2003 invasion of Iraq took over a month with 177,194 troops. A shock and awe operation. On easier terrain with a far wider technology gap. With at least 4k civilian casualties.

Any "military expert" that comes out calling this operation a "disaster" because of a couple downed aircraft and vehicles very clearly doesn't understand aggressive maneuver warfare or military operations in general. This is at worst an average performance.

>Ukrainian women redpilling frogs live on TV (from march 1)
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>Russian BTR works on the Ukrainian checkpoint at Kharkov.
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>Same place, firing at the checkpoint with a RGSh.
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>Russian armoured train
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>Russian troops not shooting angry Ukrainian civilians
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>funny man in a hat plants explosives in playground
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>Bio Labs Damage Control (Schitz poster was right)
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>More Ukrainian Equipment - Kherson
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>/our pajeet/ calls out Western bullshit
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>ABC journo is confused that Russians support the invasion
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>Buses arrived in Mariupol to evacuate civilians
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>Ukie TB-2 shot down by a russian SAM
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>Ukraine is Winn-ACK!
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>Joe Biden wake up 9/11
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>ZA SHTOOOOOOOOOO
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>Massive stacks of Ukranian equipment captured
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>Undead enjoying their vacation in Ukraine
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>Russian equipment allegedly destroyed
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>Ukraine Tank btfo
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>Russian Helicoptor btfo
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>Undead soldier finds stolen treasure
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>British Journal-ACK! ACK! ACK!
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List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Viral video of Russian jet exploding over Kiev was in fact a Ukranian Su-27
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)
- Russian attack on Holocaust memorial was an attack on a communications tower nearby
- Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant fire was actually in a training centre outside the perimeter where Ukrainian soldiers took up a defensive position
- Viral photos of "Children hiding in Kiev metro" were actually taken from one of the schools in Donetsk region (Druzhkivka school #1)

Afternoon /CHUG/ CHADS

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List of Ukraines largest cities

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_Ukraine
Kiev 3 million pop, more or less surrounded/under siege
Kharkiv 1.5 mil pop partially taken, fully surrounded
>Odessa 1 mil pop not near frontline
>Dnipro 1 mil pop not frontline
Donetsk 0.9 mil pop, already Russian
Zaporizhzhia 0.7 mil pop partially under siege, Russian positions in Suburbs
>Lvov 0.7 mil pop untouched
>Kryvyi Rih 0.6 mil pop, not at frontline
Mykolaiv/Nikolaev 0.5 mil pop, taken by RF
Sevastapol 0.5 mil pop, Russian since 2014
Mariupol 0.4 mil pop, under siege and partially taken
Luhansk 0.4 mil pop, Russian
Vinnytsia 0.4 mil pop untouched
Makiivka 0.3 mil pop Russian control
Simferopol 0.3 mil pop Russian
Chernihiv 0.3 mil pop under siege/taken
Kherson 0.3 mil pop Taken

Out of the 17 most populous cities in Ukraine, 12 are either fully under Russian control or under siege/partially taken.

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>War Crimes
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>Kino
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I can still buy gas for under 5 bucks a gallon! Im not underwater just yet!

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Fuck you Russian faggots

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I love Jesus Christ

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Ukraine has commie blocks as big as the wall of china, except people live inside

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I miss her bros, I miss her so much. Best woman in my life. The only woman I would call a human being.

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never saw seethe like putin monke seethe

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NIGGERS

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STOP!
BEFORE YOU CAN GET IN /CHUG/ YOU MUST
>CALL GEORGE FLOYD A NIGGER
>PRESS Z FOR RUSSIAN VICTORY
>DENOUNCE THE TALMUD

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foru

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How many troops in here?

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People live inside the wall of China too though... They're just dead.

Ukraine is like a big fat pussy, just waiting to be fucked

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אנחנו נבחר על ידי אלוהים, הגויים הם הבקר שלנו

Is that the spingranny?

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE!!

Argiebro finally crosslinking correctly.
Thanks for baking btw
Have donut.

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kek i get it now you faggots made your own general because the whole world is laughing at your pathetic moskal army

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bout to go bananas

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Lolcow lookner is live and he just said that russians are 'indescriminately shelling civilians' and they were invaded because 'madmen putin hates them'

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20-60k, we don't know for sure.

It was you who sanctioned russia tho.

I'm glad that nigger George Floyd is dead
Z
Fuck jews and their book of magic

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Articulate for us how this is russias fault

>It gets better and better each day

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Comfy dinner, good night lads.

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Why the fuck do people watch this dweeb

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nobody knows for sure but its in the tens of thousands, I've heard as low as 20k and as high as 150k

Lmfao your shit was priced in to go up well before the last two weeks, moron.

Reminder

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Russia will lose.

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Any maps from today? Did Russians even bother start up their tanks and move?

I'm having trouble supporting russia since putin threatened to kill us all last week.

Daily reminder to lobby Russian authorities to take over or take down Wikipedia. Wikipedia is one of the primary tools of the U.S intelligence agencies to control narratives about historical events.

Send Spetsnaz to assassinate those who control the servers, steal all the data, take out the servers. Set up new servers in Russia, upload all data. Literally steal Wikipedia and host it from Russia lol.

Only Fubuki is worth watching if you are into vtebers.

>Average price of gas in sacramento is $5.23
Nice try faggot
kcra.com/article/average-price-gas-sacramento-hits-record-high/39344636

About threefify

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"Vote for Jew...pay the due"

Nice chink posting you retarded faggot. Your banana is in the mail.

George Floyd is definitely a nigger
Z
I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD, AND THE JEWS WORSHIP A HERMAPHRODITE CHAOS GOD

All glory be to the son of God Jesus Christ

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kitty knows the russian is the good guy

>The 2003 invasion of Iraq took over a month with 177,194 troops. A shock and awe operation. On easier terrain with a far wider technology gap. With at least 4k civilian casualties.

how many US casualties?

This is a Novorossian George Clooney and Ukrainians killed him for being too awesome for this world.

wtf i never see that level of shit even in my shitthole

Their last two routes of escape are about to come under siege. Why are they sitting static? can't they move?

Nigger

When? I don't think he did that

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But this is good?
Putin, bush the red button, I am tired

Russian MoD released report on biolabs
thread here
link here
thesaker.is/statement-by-the-chief-of-the-nuclear-biological-and-chemical-protection-troops-of-the-russian-federation-armed-forces-lieutenant-general-igor-kirillov-march-7-2022-biological-programs/

REMINDER TO IGNORE PUTIN MONKEY POSTERS
They are ALL shills!

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>TACTICAL KOT

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still one of the grossest things i ever saw in my life

t.

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holy shit

Lol, and everyone riding huge-ass SUVs.

>the Wect is literally killing itself out of sheer butthurt
WHY ARE THE KIKES SUCH RETARDS

Clearly enough...

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Solidarity with AZOV. Please send supply to rise up dot net

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>won’t let oil sector reopen in Alaska
>Sanctions oil producer

God I fucking hate my fellow uneducated Americans.

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>hur dur my per Ukraine 20,000 Russian deaths

what is the biggest commie block in the world?

You can instantly see who's on the good side. Our feline overlords made their choice, Ukraine is done for.

What did (((they))) mean

what the fuck? jannies deleted it that fast? i just posted it literally under a minute ago.

like i said he's a lolcow
>Lolcow, a portmanteau of the acronym LOL and cow, is a derogatory slang term used to describe an individual who is deemed highly exploitable, and therefore susceptible to online trolling and flaming, due to his or her display of gullible behavior online.

>proceeds to murder random civilians on areas where ethnic Russians are majority
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves

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alright you lads are in, welcome to the party

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They've been ordered to not give an inch. And even if they did, most of the bridges over the Dnieper have been blown up.

Do you really believe that, user?

Fuck evacuation, they won't do it again.

killed by his vatnigger handlers hahahahhahahaha

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Why, what happened to her?

So of the 5 largest, only the smallest is taken, and of the rest under half a mil, 3 are taken, and the rest are being bombed by Russia?

um sweaty we all have to make sacrifices to stop putler and his nazi army it won't hurt you to ride a bike or buy an electric car :)

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Russian soldiers are less bad than cops in America.

WTF I LOVE NETFLIX NOW???
so seriously what the fuck are they expecting?
as if 99% of the demographic that supports globo diarrhea isn't already a netflix cuck

what is that a mortar tube?

tuesday I believe. and why not? because he's so stable?

No russian cum since 1945 they used all they got on your women

Fubuki is cute, super cute, but I don't know how to explain it, I think of her as conventionally cute. Which is cute and good and all. But Marine has that one in a million charm to her, with her weird grandma voice, her amazing drawing skills and her fucking obscure anime references (that slowly pretty much confirm she's 28-29)

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>No Netflix
>No iPhone
>No Microsoft
>No woke western media
How do I get Russian citizenship?

Z

This is freedom gas. You should be happy.