Do you have a “real job” Any Forums?

I tongue anuses

>American brain

Based.

Home defence force is a real job now I guess

I am CTO

I fuck your mom

Haven't worked since December. Don't want to.

I purchase supplies

I do nothing

i make pastries

I count beans

You dumb nigger. Every one of those can be described in three words.
>I analyze sales
>I program computers
>I catch fish
You are just too stupid to understand modern things or something.

Oh wow, what an obviously jealous mindset.
If you are not working a shitty job like me then oh it is not a real job.

Maintaining automated capabilities is sure as hell a real job.
YOU COULD NOT DO IT.

i draw cartoons in a co-opted style

>I sell tech
>I create AI
>I record data
>I'm a sea faring sailor who uses a net to catch fish to eat

You suck dicks? Cool story bro

I hate niggers

I hire wagies.

I teach English

God I hate roasties with BS job, they're all digital marketing assistant managers now

>Financial analyst
Real job
>Automation developer
Real job
>Data manager
Real job
>I operate a marine vessel in order to catch profitable aquatic wildlife
Bullshit job.

based

I sell stuff.

Sales Rep, I,'m probably fucked in a crisis but then again, people will always fucking sell stuff, I just have to switch to selling women and cigarettes post apocalypse.

I send emails

>posted from poland with ukrop proxy.

i mooch gibs

Three jobs are fake makery
One actually feeds people

you could describe all of those with 3 words
> I analyze sales
> I write code
> I analyze blockhains

free gibs

I sell seed

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I'm a creepy, autistic white guy who works at Little Caesars, part time.

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Lost.
Neet masterrace wins again

I press buttons

who sells the fish? who plans the logistics? who maintains the system of money to see all this through?
retard

>went to a university
>get bullshit systems job
>never stressed, always at peace
Ya it’s bullshit but I get paid 7k every month to do nothing. To sweeten the deal I’m looked at as important to the operation due to proprietary knowledge. The system is fucked but I’ll game it to the end. Enjoy using your body as collateral for capital.

T. “Working” now

I invent stuff

Kek

The three on the left could just say "I write code"

>claims to be in the middle of a war
>posts on Any Forums

Yeah, ok.

A delivery driver. Though with that retarded set of rules, you don't know what I deliver.

captcha 88

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I can take a pretty good guess as to which of those jobs makes the least money.

I suppose a minimum wage job working as a maintenance guy at an asembly line counts ?
Pay could be better, company is close to my home though.

I sell maymays

Mega based

>If a job is complicated or multi-pronged it is bullshit.
What kind of bullshit logic is this? What if you work on something that is multiple words.
>I fix cracks in the hoover dam
OMG BULLSHIT JOB

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I write code.

Let the lower-class retards cope

i deliver medicine

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>I analyze sales
>I develop automation
>I research cryptography

>I verb nouns

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I molest OP

if you get paid real money. it's a real job. fuck you

I make electricity.

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I fix cop cars so they can continue shooting niggers..

At least they drew it in felt-tip

checked

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fpbp and checked

Only thing that matters is how much you get paid

Teach teens science

>>I fix cracks in the hoover dam
>OMG BULLSHIT JOB
Would be more like "I pour concrete"
or "I weld shit"
But you wouldn't know eh?

i hate jews

Electrician

Couldn't help but kek

This is zoomer brain at work

>tech sales analyst
>systems automation consultant
>data engineering
This only shows that the illustrator doesn't understand the modern world.
If it wasn't for Linda's automated systems, that fisherman's boat motor breaks, needs a specific part and the warehouse is now digging through a notebook of part numbers corresponding to a warehouse shelf. Inefficient.

Sad, you should kill the puppets running your country instead

post a selfie right now or LARP

I beat niggers

Based concrete pourer

I do nothing

I cut meat

I inherited wealth.

Shenanigans, simple as.

Wait does punctuation count?

let me try...
>I do fuckall
seems legit

Financial analyst
Automation developer
Data administrator
Maritime vessel operator specializing in sea creature capture.

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honestly, thats what id be doing in-between hit and runs. id try posting a few webms though, not gonna leave you bros hangin

BASED
I donated 1k euro to Ukrainian army
With every dead russian, my investment continues to pay off

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I manage e-portals that capture market-driven fungibility with an emphasis on holistic measurables and real solutions

Hundreds of million of people are working so that this retarded boomer can pump gas in his boat, which is made of components from thousands of different companies, so that he can “go fish” and spread boomer memes and Russia propaganda on Facebook

i had patents

I maintain dams.

Based and NEETpilled
Wagies will seethe.

Got let go from my job because of vaccine mandates (not getting the jab, never getting it). I can go back to school (uni or trades) for free, what path should I go for?

I was thinking Welding (because apparently there's going to be a huge shortage), or HD mechanics (because of the crazy money, and getting to stay in Western Canada, ie: BC/AB). However, I would be open to any suggestions, I'd be interested in going into tech in some capacity but I'd rather not go to uni for 4 years to become a software developer.

Thanks.

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I drive a truck

Damn, guess not.

Or

>fisher of Men

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Collections.

Got you all beat with just one word. And this has to be one of the least desired jobs right now. I get $22 an hour to sit at home and ask people to pay their bills or I'll shut their service down.

>I analyse sales
>I develop software
>I also develop software
>I captain a 60ft fishing boat to catch arctic cod

Not really first

>I'm a trucker

I too larp online

>>data engineering
What does that do? I'm sure they aren't an actual physical/mechanical engineer, and I know they aren't the operator of an engine of any type.

I’m a truck-driver

Wait do hyphenated words count

>real job
I'm a linguist in AI team so not really desu

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all total bullshit

i stock shelves

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>>Wait do hyphenated words count
I drive trucks.

i drive truck.

I play violin

pls respond

ITT: seething IT professionals shitpost from their cubicles while waiting for their boss man to leave so they can go wait in traffic and listen to NPR fluff pieces about a 12 year old transgender basketball prodigy

I analyse data
Am i a big boy now? :D

>Worst Pakistan

I love God

kek Redditors BTFO'd yet again

Baza

Or he does what every waterman does
>go to a local pick and pay yard for the part or nigger rig something in a fit of alcoholic genius
That and the monkeys who work in a warehouse already do what you describe anyway so Linda’s job really is bullshit.

learn to code

Go fight for the Russians for the lulz

I manage forests

Lots of faggots seething in this thread over the fact that their job is unimportant bullshit that only exists because of jewish finance and consumerism.

I MAKE PASTAS

Americans dont care and I can explain why its because American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They erect statues to criminal niggers while demolishing the statues of the whites who build their country. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. They sided with the niggers in Angola, Mozambique, Rhodesia and South Africa against the whites. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

I do philosophy

Without the fake jobs I wouldn't have to read your retarded fucking opinions.
So maybe you are right about them.

>not working from home
the absolute state of blue collar workers

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>I SUE PEOPLE

Guess I got a real job then.

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I am a paramedic and I am traumatized and cannot deal with the stress anymore

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I'm a middle manager. I produce nothing and make six figures. I play vidya and read all day. It's fantastic.
Take the middle management pill, frens

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russia btfo

I electric factory w44rx

1) people
2) pay
3) me

3 words, nigger. Simple as.

I impregnate Whites

Meds. Now.

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based

You can't get on a plane in Canada if you are unvaccinated. We are trapped.

I rob houses

lol

OP is retarded, what a surprise

I do taxes

Okay how nigger, and what kind of coding should I learn to make the big bucks in a remote position?

>I engineer embedded systems
"Bullshit job!"

paki

thats good honest work, that helps us all. thank you.

>BONG subject of a fucking german monarchy (not even british blood)
>Shit-talking somebody about being a puppet.

You are the worst Pakistan, TeaNigger

Based

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