HAPPENING

Germany is finally stepping up!

We're keeping our little polebros safe

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WRONG COUNTRY GERMANY!

Airborne germs.

typical hans wants warsaw to be nuked

not the first time this happens

>"safeguarding"
come on now klaus

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>russian occupation bad
>german occupation good

Lmao the Polish government really like globohomo.

You're going down, buddy

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>global conflict of any kind breaks out
>Germany immediately just urgently invades Poland
My sides

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They are just preparing for another Überfall auf Polen

ffs not this again

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Sigh, just tell us when you plan on taking Stalingrad so we'll get ready

>inb4 Blitzkrieg

>so we'll get ready
Ready for what

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>march 1

They'll just complain about it and say we're not doing enough while ignoring everybody doing less again.
Stop trying to make friends with the polish, it's literally impossible. Just give up and focus on less obsessed people.
Maybe we can try again in a century.

I would die for Poland

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The Anglo Jew fears Germania Slavica

They won't be able to drive a wedge between us this time

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Have fun, they'll spit on your corpse when you're done.
I've been on Any Forums for 14 years. First Any Forums then Any Forums, among other boards.
Many things have changed, including attitudes of people towards countries. Merkel used to be hailed as the conservative hope for Europe on here, funnily enough. The one thing that never changed was polish anger at pretty much everyone, including themselves, but particularly Germany and Russia.
It's not worth it, user. Just leave them alone and let them do their thing. They'll be happier like that as well. Hopefully.

hi there German bros, nice to see you

>Have fun, they'll spit on your corpse when you're done.
Can confirm. I hate faggots.

butthurt whining is their national sport.

Not again

>russia goes to war
>Germany preemptively invaded Poland
kek here we go again

very nice

Doesn't Germany only have like 10 combat ready planes?

>Doesn't Germany only have like 10 combat ready planes?
This is a BIG misconception.
We do have 10 planes but none of them are combat ready.

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I think them krauts are invading, wait for russian tanks on the border

let me guess...they need to protect ethnic germans

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Shh don't spoil the hero moment for them

we know what we are doing

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I guess once Königsberg is liberated we will allow Poland to keep their southern part of East Prussia

>Not again

just like old times kek

The situation is bad, but both the press (money) and the army itself (creating pressure for funding) have an immense interest in hyping it up.
I don't blame the army, it's smart PR/lobbying. Corporations in America, Germany and pretty much everywhere else do the same by massively over reporting their need for educated employees to gain more of them and thus being able to higher them for less.

Tldnr: no, but it's still bad

And we have 10 tanks. Unfortunately they're 1:20 scale, made of plastic and remote controlled.

bro he's getting the band back together and you're not even ready? I though you were the lead singer.

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He's polish

Poland better keep their fucking noses clean. Eh user.
Or we' fuck em up. Like last time.

Yeah sure, wrong country.

I'm Bavarian

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>we will be patrolling your air space to make sure Ukraine won't get the MIGs

not like usaf dron is polluting our crystal clear air (hehe) for 2 weeks already
top gun 3 over poland

>ruotsi

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They are patrolling Poland airspace so that they can shoot down any Ukrainian fighter jet who hides on polish airfields and decides it can take off and go strike Russian convoys from Poland's airspace.

But Hans weren't we right all along about Russia, north stream, Muslim migration, you going green and turning off your nuclear plants?

Pretty sure you're the Syrian guy with the slutty sisters with German boyfriends that gets bullied by the obsessed Austrian guy.
What made you think you were particularly special in thinking the obvious about nuclear energy and shitskins? There was never a majority in favour of either.
>russia
No.
>north stream
Getting more venues of resources to Europe isn't bad, overly relying on one is. Should have tried to get some pipes laid to America as well.