/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #394

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>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>Russia: Evacuation from Mariupol, Melitopol, Byrdansk prevented. (Poos likely still trapped)
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
>3rd round of negotiations ongoing
>ceasefire in cities with maximum indians (Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, Kiev)
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian Ministry of Defense has dropped new information concerning the US-backed bio labs in Ukraine, will release more details in the near future
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station & city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team.
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft

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First for Putin

Official spokesperson confirms US biolabs in Ukraine:
youtu.be/c_WpSXsWs80
>During a special military operation, the facts of the Kiev regime's emergency cleanup of traces of a military biological program funded by the US Department of Defence implemented in Ukraine were revealed.
>We have received documentation from employees of Ukrainian biological laboratories on the emergency destruction of especially dangerous pathogens of plague, anthrax, tularemia, cholera and other deadly diseases on February 24.
>Now the documents are being analyzed by Russian specialists of NBC protection troops.
>It is obvious that with the beginning of a special military operation, the Pentagon had serious concerns about the disclosure of conducting secret biological experiments on the territory of Ukraine.
>The received documents confirm that the development of biological weapons components was carried out in Ukrainian biological laboratories, in the immediate vicinity of the territory of Russia.
>In order to prevent the disclosure of facts of violation by the United States and Ukraine of Article 1 of the UN Convention on the Prohibition of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons, the Ukrainian Ministry of Health sent an instruction to all biological laboratories on the emergency liquidation of stored stocks of dangerous pathogens.
>In the near future we will present the results of the analysis of the received documents.

CUTE KATYUSHA WITH THE MAP FOR TODAY

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From a bellingcat associate:

>Two persons close to the Russia-Ukraine negotiations (including back channel talks) tell me Russia proposed (1) Zelensky remains pro forma president but Russia appoints Boiko as PM, (2) Ukraine recognizes L/DNR and Crimea, (3) No NATO. Ze told them emphatically no.

twitter.com/christogrozev/status/1500812687009267712

I HATE GLOBOHOMO
I HATE GLOBOHOMO

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>2022: I am forgotten

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Paint it red Katyusha!

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khazarian mafia is real
more pics inside thread

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NEEDS MOAR BOOM BOOM BOOM
youtu.be/82VtBxeJH3I

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How are the chances that the Ukrainian negotiators request a refugee status in Russia, considering one of them were killed by their own?

Russia is already switching out Ukraine's currency

youtu.be/kFf053GjrSs

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That would be pretty pathetic after Russia kicked their ass and so many people died

>Zelensky remains pro forma president
From there I know it's fake

Also
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Not baking next one by the way so please have your shit together /chug/.

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>Russia desperate for peace, everything has reached a virtual stalemate and every day that passes Russia is losing by attrition. They made huge demands of Ukraine but Ukraine has no reason to agree to it. Russia is desperate to hit the negotiation table.
>So basically, nothing of note will happen for a few weeks aside from some skirmishes until Russia figures out a way to surrender without looking too pathetic in reaching a peace agreement. The Kremlin cheerleader shills infesting this board will continue to desperately paint this as a Russian victory.

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this would be the best deal and the fuckers wont even consider it
jewlensky is really an american puppet

woah... Kino

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nth for N

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ICONOCLASTS ON SUICIDE ALERT, WORSHIP ICONS AND IDOLS RIGHT NOW

Reminder that poos are absolutely based

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>BONGS SEETHING THAT RUSSIANS ARE EVACUATING CIVILIANS TO SAFE PLACES

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DO THAT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHQHQHAHA

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belligncat is CIA front

>31st December,2022
>Everyone's at home drinking champaign, opening presents, watching Putin's annual speech
>you and the boys are driving in a tank column heading in burning city of Washington

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I even won't be surprised, Ukraine is a joke

I love this picture, the thumbnail really does look like a white Gaddafi

Sanctioning the oligarchs is actually a huge favor to Putin. He’s been trying to break their power his whole career

kek, the state of the ukroshills.

Wait Wait Wait.

So Ukraine really was fighting for the right to gay butt sex?

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I fucking wish but mitsotakis is the king of the cucks and his party's media apparatus has the boomers scared that we will become a people's republic if they dont vote for it. Here's an illustration of how worthless this guy is.
youtube.com/watch?v=7H8pHqXD-ZE

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Also, russians really, REALLY hate the oligarchs.

Army and the fleet are our only allies.
History repeats and repeats.

Why can't the hohols wear a suit for the negotiations? Do they realize how stupid they look?

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>So Ukraine really was fighting for the right to gay butt sex?
They always been

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They hope oligarchs will overthrow Putin

sorry, menat for

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>this is a face of a bong in 2022

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That’s the point of Putin’s deal. The fact they openly refuse it and rather get leveled instead and funnel weapons into preserve… what exactly?

When people say Biden and friends are playing checkers while Putin plays chess, this is the kind of shit they’re talking about. It forces them to show their true intentions and justifies Russia.

They killed the guy who did wear a suit.

files.catbox.moe/q3yg8f.mp4
My sides

>Kalibrs are now EVERYWHERE
Seems like negotiations are not going good

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Can Russia finish Ukraine off by the end of the month?

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Bellingcat is literally the CIA

Many such cases

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roll

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its the guy from the field

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mitsotakis the malaka fucked up big time. i know he has to do what he does because he's in the EU but it's just stupid. Isn't it enough that Greece lets the US use their bases in Souda and Alexandroupolis...

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cope

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Most probably 2 more weeks.

>kike mutt face
imagine my shock

Zelensky must have left it behind when he ran off to Poland.

0% chance Zelensky staying is remotely on the table. This is a psyop by the west to make it seem like they're getting wooed.

- I N D I A N K I N O -
twitter.com/manakgupta/status/1500356124326838275

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I need some explanation

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_equipment_of_the_Ukrainian_Ground_Forces

Look at this bullshit.

Never on earth do they let these clowns fight in actual combat. They probably just protect some refugee camp or something.

Its a defensive war, their countrymen are dying and they should look like oligarchs? I think this fits better, especially making the russian envoy look like a bunch of disconnected snobs.

>files.catbox.moe/q3yg8f.mp4
What's happening here?

ToT

1 for sure

finland had been getting offers like that since the start of the russian invasion but it kept wiping out russians just for a little bit longer and ultimately secured even better deal
i reckon that killing commies for just a bit longer in order to secure a bit better deal is the ukrainian strategy as welll

got him!

>>modern intellectuals
>uhhhhhhhhhhhh they are fighting over resources and Russia still wants to be an Empire even though it is current year
>>Chinese Intellectuals
>*looks directly at the Camera*
>You see it all began over 1000 years ago, during the creation of the Khazar Khaganate
YouTube intellectuals:
>"Hello guys! Please subscribe to my Patreon! Also make sure to click on the bell to receive a notification whenever there's a new video upload! Now... on to the video! But FIRST! A message from todays sponsor! Bad Dragon is a ..."
Debate Bro Breadtube intellectuals:
>"Putin is basically a evil conservative christian and he feels like the free nation of Ukraine is too much of a shining beacon of democracy right on his border. I read in a newspaper that if the Russian people are exposed to democracy for on average ~3.4 years longer, they'll start demanding regime change in Russia, and because Putin is a dictator he can't allow that.."
Any Forums intellectual:
>2014 Coup. Nudelman. Leaked phone call. NGO. Soros. Jews. 1991. Kievan Rus. Azov Battalion. Donbass Genocide. Bio Labs. EU/NATO Expansionism. Russian Strategic Geostrategic Defense Doctrine. Dam into Crimea.

Based soothsaying poo

>be 1
when you sit at the position of the guy who
got killed in the streets as warning just days ago

Russians are literally gunning down peaceful civvies leaving the cities and then shooping ukranian uniforms into the gopro footage

Whats happening here

Based. I hope to live to see the day

Hohol on hohol violence. Probably a looter

not my asshole!

Not officially.
Even if they capitulate, nazbats, bandits and other schizos with free AKs will keep firing here and there.

Has the norks said anything about this?

babushkas seem happy at least

What do ex-Ukrainians and ex-Cossacks in Kuban and the Don oblast think of the conflict?

>WITNESS ME

Because that's who's dying here...

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I just fucking realized they killed the only guy who was wearing a suit

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kek

Always was

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uhmm russian saboteurs looting

These car rally things are starting to get out of hand.
youtube.com/watch?v=bX1XLCJeRWA

MORNIN /CHUG/ CHADS

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Are they spraying deodorant on his asshole? Are hohols really that degenerate?

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CNN I take it?

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I've always liked Russia. People there had their fair amount of bullshit and still they don't see me as an enemy. They're tough due to their history. Not like my fellow countrymen, that I can say.
And now Ukraine sides with the ultimate globohomo, enlists literal kids to go against tanks. All for what? Western money? Western social culture? Wishing for fucking hubris? Who would want that?
Ukraine has a lot more to win by just staying neutral and going their own path in the future.
But noooo, it fucking has to follow the decadent West eh?
I just want the globohomo to be done with, so in order to achieve that I actually hope Ukraine gets fucked really hard.

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Many good comments. Faith in humanity restored a little tiny bit.

>commies
Do tourists really?

Isn’t that literally why they killed him?

Does pigment affect brain capacity?

could be anything, polish, raid, cheese

kek

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SIRS absolutely on fire during this war. That man had best watch out.

Nigga thats how oligarchs dress
This is what guys driving G wagons and brand new land rovers are wearing

Any Russianbro here? Does anyone know where to find detailed results for the Soviet census of 1926?

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>india tells the entire west to go fuck themselves because the got sanctioned in the past
>are on russias side because them help them out when they were little poos with no money
>calling for a new world order

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good morning

Lancaster's doing god's work.

>cyкa! я зaбиль мoй дилдo
r8 my russian rusbros

>No, Spetsnaz. *shoots*

Gokigengyô Russia-chama

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Its fine to root for either team to win here, but why do some believe Putin is fighting Globohomo? He pretty much IS Globohomo, just on the opposite side
Absolutely embarassing people thinking Putin will end Kike Globohomo lmao

Finland is a different situation, though I can see similar flare ups if NATO membership is on the table again.

Anyone who blames Russia but thinks it’s okay for us to do what we did to Cuba during the missile crisis is delusional. Any country has the right to protect itself and national security via neutral buffers is absolutely one of them.

wow this new angle is damning
i thought the cap was bad enough but also a short sleeve shirt
in fucking ukraine

>1 week without Russia moving at all

It's over. Ukraine won. I wonder when Chug is going to admit what everyone else already knows.

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LMAO, CIA camouflaged as CNN news reporters take out zelenski because he doens't want to sacrifice more Ukrainians for the West's benefit. Literally plausible.

youtu.be/xHrcN8JcnJY

Meet me in Poland babe

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RIP!
Has any western media covered that story?

commies were slaughtering our people in 1939 but we kept fighting

what would you call people simping for USSR and rolling into the country with the soviet flags on their tanks
sure you can call them soviet larpers or sth but thats a bit mouthful

Should be
>cyкa! я зaбыл cвoй дилдo

>Are hohols really that degenerate?
You're polen. Why u ask?

Russia literally waited for the evacuation corridors to concentrate then started shelling them. That is some devious shit.

you forgot the part where ukraine refused to prepare for an invasion that was declared and noticed in advance and then placed military positions behind civilians. unironically if the Ukrainians rose up and killed their politicians their lives would dramatically improve in a matter of weeks.

The cope is weirdly extra comfy today, It's like we've finally departed their final attempt to hold onto reality...

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jewish facial features and pakistania skin color
just spitballing from the pol conditioning I got

>what would you call people simping for USSR and rolling into the country with the soviet flags on their tanks
>sure you can call them soviet larpers or sth but thats a bit mouthful
You are literally too retarded to be anything other than a retail worker for the rest of your life.

Have a good day.

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