unironically amerifats will survive the great famines coming soon
Unironically amerifats will survive the great famines coming soon
Mason Johnson
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Sebastian Hernandez
He’s bulking
Leo Jenkins
Until some nigger decide to eat them
David Young
This fucker's treating getting fat like leveling up in a video game what the fuck
Brayden Smith
The truth is the opposite obviously. Obese people cannot survive without modern comforts
Nolan Bailey
Juan Rodriguez
Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full.
Cooper Russell
>can't even walk out to get food
>will survive
Have you seen the temper tantrums fat people have ? A fat guy could make it once the looting starts since he can still move. An obese person is doomed.
Levi Hernandez
they will die due to starvation. You cant survive on fat reserves alone for any extended period of time, you still need vitamins and minerals that likely aren't contained in any food they have lying around
Gabriel Clark
Fuck no, this guy has a lot of calories; there's fuck all nutrients in this guy's diet. So not only is this guy overweight, he's malnourished too. Plus fat stores toxins too; if he does end up burning through those stored up calories it'll only be flooding his system with whatever shit was in his system from all those years of abuse. The man is absolutely fucked.
Leo Price
Literally no penis
Tyler Evans
>famine
>going out to buy food
Who's gonna tell him?
Jordan Sanders
Damn Wings of Redemption looks like THAT?
Dylan Robinson
Not how it works OP.
Colton Moore
This guy could survive a year without eating
Jaxon Johnson
Built for .300 WM.
Jordan Reyes
You 100% can. My dad did a 50 day fast and drank nothing but tea.
Jackson Jenkins
There's this weird fetish in America where there are people who lay in bed and want to get as fat as possible for whatever reason. They usually have someone called a "feeder" who will bring them copious amounts of food to their bedside so they don't lose any calories walking to the door to get their food. These people can reach up to 600-700 pounds (272-317.5 kgs) before they inevitably die. They often support their habits by a combination of welfare and doing porn/making content for other people in this fetish.
Camden Sanders
Joseph Thomas
How do these cunts even get to the kitchen? Can they still walk or is someone bringing them food? How do they even stock the kitchen? Carrying bags of cakes in from the car burns calories surely?
Daniel Miller
You act like you've never eaten your own skin flakes or body cheese. What about putting your oily finger in your mouth after you get oil on it from rubbing your eyes? What about the skin cheese from behind your ears, on the sides of your nose, or in between your legs? Or in any crease? Jesus fuck user get with the program.
David Taylor
How did you write that
Joshua Moore
I heard that if your fat enough and you get shot at, the fat stops the bullet and the damage to your body is much smaller. So being fat in america is pretty useful
Asher Gomez
I doubt that works if you're already diabetic though.
Adrian Taylor
If you're 600lbs there's theoretically enough fat between the bullet and your vital organs to stop it before it hits. Unfortunately for the residents of Chicago, the choice of the professional negro is the .45 hipoint.
Camden Kelly
>put hormones to make animals gain weight asap in almost every food product
>get fat
i wonder how americans accomplish such feats too