/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #381

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>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>Russia: Evacuation from Mariupol, Melitopol, Byrdansk prevented. (Poos likely still trapped)
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
>3rd round of negotiations ongoing
>ceasefire in cities with maximum indians (Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, Kiev)
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian Ministry of Defense has dropped new information concerning the US-backed bio labs in Ukraine, will release more details in the near future
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station & city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team.
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine

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Good morning sirs.

why can't we be all frens?

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Thank you baker. Have some comfy

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hot nigger cum

>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
sauce ?

Because of (((them)))

any news on cities with maximum indians?

Z for a swift victory

Should Russia take all of Ukraine? or just the eastern half?

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Jews.

дoбpoe yтpo
MSM says we're not allowed to
same thing

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Smashing the competition.

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Z

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what the fuck happened frens, the threads are moving so fast

India TV live reporting, showing people fleeing west. Earlier clips of people piling into busses as soon as ceasefire started

Kiev is 100% taking the humanitarian disaster of having a city full of starving civilians under siege just for the PR rather than evacuating them.

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I wonder how is Sex now.

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based

The indians are trapped in the cities except Kiev, and possibly sumy. No update on them yet

>fleeing west
Bad move.

RELEASE THE DIMON

Quintessentially american post.

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sooo... they take people from bus stops for human shield?

can't be neutral on a moving train. the gae is collapsing and the viceroys appointed by it are desperate to keep it alive, as they lose everything they have and are once it goes

American troops sighted in Ukraine?

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>▶Non-Shill Sources
>posts russian shill sources

Shills in full force

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Nothing is happening. Ukie shills are bored because of the cease fire and I assume they are shitting up the bump limit on these threads.
Reminder to filter all meme flags

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zelenskys paramilitary is holding indians hostage?

We've grown slightly since the last few raids.
The raids seem to have the opposite effect of that intended by their executors.

russia different from many
but all mankind share same thing
love for kot. through kot, unity

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why the fuck am I still awake

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Oh i bet this means the sumypoos are trapped too. Jesus christ is zalensky retarded?

Can you translate this into muttspeak for me?

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That is a wonderful cat sir

No I think they take the human to make them a bus stop to be a shield.

>The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

>img
reminded me of this. the utter state of zoomers.

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Anyway, how are redditors planning to coordinate with ukrainian troops? Most of them probably don't speak ukranian. And most ukranian soldiers probably don't speak english.

They even look more CHAD than western journalists, India has been really stepping it up lately.

Reminder that by even Ukrain's claimed Russian losses(asset losses, not talking about casualties), and wikipedia's road cope estimate of territory gains Russia's invasion is on par with any other rapid invasion in recent history. This also includes Russia's advance slowing down several times due to ceasefires for negotiations. And compared to recent wars Russia has been extremely reserved in it's disruption of life, incredibly limited damage to urban environments, no mass cuts of power or communications.
If you use more reasonable estimates for losses and actual gains not roadcope they've outperformed everyone. You don't have to believe a single Russian MoD or shill claim to verify this.
Want an example?
The 2003 invasion of Iraq took over a month with 177,194 troops. A shock and awe operation. On easier terrain with a far wider technology gap. According to Iraq at least 7,269 civilians died during the invasion(Independent estimate 3000-4000).

Any "military expert" that comes out calling this operation a "disaster" because of a couple downed aircraft and vehicles very clearly doesn't understand aggressive maneuver warfare or military operations in general. This is at worst an average performance.

Which city has reached peak maximum Indian?

wow thats terrible, i cant believe the poor invading russian army has to deal with such things

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Ukrop forces digging in at Kiev

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>ukraine loosing
>glowniggers seething

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I'll have to save this for vagina-suffering-threads.

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better than the stare of NATO

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Russia lost 10% of its tanks. Not tanks in Ukraine, but the tanks that it has in its entire army.

Do too caste Indians typically look like this?

bhopal

nigga they're only there for a couple selfies

Imaging digging your own grave.

yes dealing with warcriminals is terrible
but russia will pull through in the end and
defeat those nazis

Guy with the mustache is based. Yells at the crew.

I have no filters on and I don't really see many shills compared to before. Maybe we hit critical mass of interested parties since it's impossible to have intelligent dialogue on this elsewhere.

Also, Russia to be kicked out of interpol soon apparently. Looks like this divorce is going to be permanent.

Interbrigades.

We're living in a world where the indians' bolly wood talkshow hosts do more journalism than the west.

indeed

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Indians are probably the one and only ethnic group where men start looking good only when his hair is already nothing but a grey shit.

Kek

Musical pause:
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I wonder...

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More preparations. Zelensky bros, did the counter attack not happen? I'm starting to get worried...

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90% is still a lot to have.

EAT THE SNOW
EAT THE SNOW
EAT THE SNOW

EAT THE SNOW
EAT THE SNOW
EAT THE SNOW
EAT THE SNOW

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much obliged ser

Humanity

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Do not reply to shills and butthurtbelters

IDK man full head of gray hair is always pretty cool imo.

10% is a lot to lose in one week

Maximum Indian confirmed.

I sexually identify as Chinese. It is the perfect sexuality for me due to my small penis

You think the Russian Army only has 2850 tanks? (going by 285 claim by UKROP)

>evacuation failed
fucking hohols

thanks for the explanation frens, seems the /sg/ green buses have returned

Z

Serious question, why do Indian people smell so bad? Is it their diet?

wow based, we hate white nationalists, don't we fellow Any Forumsbros?

Sitrep requested on Russian positions

> Mikolaev. Partially surrounded or fully captured? (Ukies shelled it with Grads so guess taken)
> Mikolaev/Nikolaev 2, how far north is the Russian push and is it covering everything west of Inhul river?
> Kharkov. Partially or more or less taken?
> Irpin. Contested or what happens there?
> Zaporizhzhia, nothing?
> Eastern Kiev front. What is the actual positions/villages under RF control?
> South eastern Kharkiv front. Is Izyum still the tip of the spear?

Do not eat the brown snow!

Putin is sending busses but they aren't for evacuation, but to be human shields. The safest place for those Ukrainians is inside government buildings and military installations near the frontlines where Putin can't use them as human shields.

>the russians lost 1650 tanks
ok lad

Ukraine only claims 200 tank kills, which may include armoured vehicles since they're not seeperate, which is only 20% of what they have in Ukraine. Israel lost 50% of their tanks in the 6 day war.
Most of these losses are minor mobility kills and easy to fix.

>remember, no Russian

Golden snow time

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Yeah but others are looking good even before that too. Indians only start to look good when it's all grey.

You know they can just build more right ? With the money we keep giving them for oil.

Based. Aim for the legs / slightly lower than center of mass though, just in case.

Russians should watch out for shit.

Happening the assault is starting

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Everything will go back to normal in april.

Those days are such emotional rollercoster. Today's morning was very fun because of oil prices, but now i don't feel like it.

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Here's a hohol joke:

American, French and hohol are caught by cannibal tribe. They are told they will be spared on one of the three conditions - if they give all their money, if they allow entire tribe to rape them, or if they eat a kilogram of salt.

American pays money and they let him go.
French take it up his ass and they let him go.
Hohol starts eating salt, eats half a kilo, then yells "I can't take it anymore, just rape me instead!" Half the tribe buttfucks him, then he yells again: "I can't take this either! Just take my money!"

>Israel lost 50% of their tanks in the 6 day war.
Good job ringing the dinner bell asshole...

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indeed first we witness the denazificaiton
of ukraine then the denazification of reddit

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>nnoooooooo you are loosing look at all those T-64

Why doesn't your country join the leafs?

all that curry doesn't help, but it is also genetic

bussin this shit fr too tho no cap

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There hasn't been that many shills on either side to be quite frank.
There's been little happening as of late so a lot of general has boiled down to
>kneeling to superior pajeet coverage
>theorycrafting what the aftermath of the war will look like
>watching oil go up
in that order. Russia's making its way into Kiev and the Mariupol evacuations failed, so we might see more shills trying to claim which side is winning and which side fucked up the evacuations.

See and

Sadly most of them will believe this. Don't believe the Russians because all they do is lie, even when they warn of bombing military buildings don't listen.

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You are playing the best of Russian classic music while watching the invasion like a white man, right?

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Those are wastelands tho

I couldn't find that tweet on @NATO between 24 and 26 February.

Do you onow how many fucking tanks Russia has? If it had lost 10% of it's tanks you would have endless footage of this shit u retard

The middle one could be a middle aged German woman

i don't think so. globohomo is entering year three of constantly escalating hysteria

Yes. They also wipe their arses with their hands. I used to work with Indians in a factory. They bring a water bottle with them to help clean their arses when going to the cubicles.

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Their body language reminds me of faggot cops.

Cope. Russia only has 2800 operational tanks.

It takes time to build tanks, and the money needs to go to other places.

kek

>wow based, we hate white nationalists, don't we fellow Any Forumsbros?
Yes, you'd love to see it frens.

Of course user.

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>armedforces.eu/land_forces/ranking_tanks

Mikolaev took GRAD salvos from ukrop position, stopping evacuations, russia in total control

Kharkov still encircled. Russia tried to facilitate a corridor but nothing was agreed to. Out of water and power

Irpin has street battles, civilians fleeing as we speak

Russians are in zaporizhia are, but not in the city. My family lives there so i know that for a fact

Donetsk has alot of shelling per usual

Kyviy rog in southwest is taken, ongoing battles

Another hohol joke:

A Brit conveys a survey from a Russian, a Jew and a Hohol, he asks from Russian:
- What are you going to do with an apple?
- I'll eat it.
- Two?
- Share with wife.
- A crate?
- Exchange for vodka.
- A railroad car full of apples?
- Will do vodka from them.

The jew:
-One apple?
-I'll sell it.
-Two?
-Sell for more
-What about a crate and a railroad car?
-Oy vey what a a gescheft! I'll sell it of course.

A hohol:
-What will you do with an apple?
-I'll eat it!
-Two?
-I'll eat them!
-A crate?
-I will consume it!
-No way you gonna eat a whole railway wagon...
-What i can, i will eat! THE REST I WILL BITE ON!

Good luck to USA "taking down China" now that Russia is basically in a fucking union state with it.

THANKS BIDEN, YOU DID THAT.

Why the fuck would we?

>Russia only has 2800 operational tanks.
And how many does romania have

Ilia is claiming 30 Russian aircraft got destroyed on the ground at Kherson airfield by Ukrainian marines.

>Cope. Russia only has 2800 operational tanks.
Source?
>none
Thank you for your participation.

I was under curfew and banned from public
transportation, during peacetime.

This is not a civilan society any longer.

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fortifying your main city wid sand is clearly a sure sign you are winning.

I got sick so many fucking times eating at Indian restaurants. I think what I caught would've killed me if I'd caught it today, was out for over a week kek.

i am getting bored

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They have gypsies.

>Russia only has 2800 operational tanks
they are using Soviet era stuff, you are delusional if you think they aren't using their reserves too

There is a joke from before this invasion too.
> Do you know why the Ukrainians are threatening to invade Donetsk?
> Because the Russian army might be there
> Why don't they want to invade Crimea?
> Because the Russian army actually is there.

what is this expression

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Can be worse, Israel lost more than half their tank force during the Six Days War.

Germany lost 30% of their tanks in the Battle of France.

White Nationalist is a term invented, and used, exclusively by leftists.

kek

I still don't understand how literal Nazis in the Ukraine are serving under Jews. I can understand responding to defend your nation against a foreign invasion, but these guys were happy lapdogs of the Jews years before this invasion even happened.

Lust.

>They also wipe their arses with their hands. I used to work with Indians in a factory. They bring a water bottle with them to help clean their arses when going to the cubicles.

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seethe

see:
2,800 operational. The rest are in reserve.

4th hohol joke:

Two hohols sit in the trench and see a Russian tank coming close.
First hohol asks: "Mykola, did you just shat yourself in fear?"
Mykola answers: "No, it's from my unhinged rage!"

Camera ran out of batteries.

You may have eaten shit particles.

all i can do is pray for the civilians in these areas.

i use this post as a hypersigil, inverting and reflecting the dark collective energy of the Skull and Bones and all affiliated secret societies intending to bring despair and despoilment to the human race for the purposes of consolidation of power

i call on God the Father, the Creator the Holy Spirit and his son Jesus Christ, as well as the immense choir of all angels and all saints and martyrs and the innumerable victims and witnesses to the atrocities committed by these organizations

I call on the lineage of teachers and knights of Light stretching back through time and across dimensions

I call on the natural world and all spirits and all living beings, I call on the four cardinal directions, Father Sky and Mother Earth, and the spirit within

Revert, reflect, protect, deflect, retrain, all destructive energy back to its source,

thwart, defeat, spoil, using the power of coincidence, synchronicity and alterations in probability, the collective memetic power of a million autists and at least 4 billion hopeful humans, to bring about peace, to bring about a better world, to bring about an era of collaboration, a new Dawn, the Kingdom of God on Earth,

if you read this post and it resonates with you, add your energy to it with a quick, silent prayer

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>literal Nazis are serving under Jews
Always have been.

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idk

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>The rest are in reserve
Ah yes the mean the reserve in case of a war they were planning since september.
Sure those are still in reserve.

Unlucky

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