/chug/ comfy happening ukraine general #366

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>ceasefire in cities with maximum indians
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor, after Russian MoD warned of SBU & Azov Battalion sabotage
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian Ministry of Defense has dropped new information concerning the US-backed bio labs in Ukraine, and will release more details in the near future
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team.
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine

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Good morning I hate NATO

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fuck zog

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If this thread is still up we can recycle once other 366 hits bump limit

>>ceasefire in cities with maximum indians
Don't redeem the civies Ma'am !

Press Z to pay respects to fallen Ukranians.

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кoт

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Reporting in.

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кoт

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Even the soldier are meming the Z?

We're in here for now

Z

Indians status: Maximum

youtu.be/a7lvV75-iAk

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>Comrade Zelensky, do you agree to poo in loo?

Good morning sir, did you redeem the evacuation?

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Will this war also cause a market crash in sex slave prices?

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>BREAKING: RUSSIA WILL DISCONNECT FROM EXTERNAL INTERNET STARTING MARCH 11. ALL COMPANIES IN RUSSIA ARE REQUIRED TO GET ON A ".RU" ADDRESS AND RUSSIAN DOMESTIC SERVER. BUSINESS HAVE 5 DAYS TO COMPLY. Cyber attacks on US inbound...
b-bros
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Which cities are full of Indians?

Anyone got a link of the evacuation stream

Lol

Lmao

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can someone post that meme with anime versions of the bukhanka where there are two bukhankas, one small and one large, and 2 appropriately sized anime girls?

>mfw sold my 300 shares of XOM at $68 thinking that I should take a decent profit and not get too greedy

why couldn't I have waited just a little while longer for this war to kick off?

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MAXIMUM INDIANS

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Why is everyone losing if sanctions were supposed to destroy our economy,?

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god that's a hot AK

Z

Sumy, Kharkov, Mariupol, apparently.

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>Gold and Oil going up
>Everything else tumbling down
>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Shilling has commenced

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So like China then.
However, China has Hong Kong as gateway to the western world including internet gateway (.cn and .hk)
>once traveled to Hong Kong from Shenzhen. The moment I pass through the immigration, activate Wi-Fi, i get all my WhatsApp messages, facebook notifications.
Is there any feasible scenario like that for Russia?

So there are 2 threads, one for the homos and one normal one (this one)

Z to piss all over their corpses
Z

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Z for you, my friend.

TRUST THE PLAN!

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Oh no, they are crashing the world economy with no survivors

That's a man ain't it?

Nah bro, Vietnamese hapa.

oh well, apparently april futures for gas are at 3600usd now
it is over

Hard to shill when youre freezing to death because your paycheck doesnt cover your heating which costs 4x more than it did last month lol

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Because Western normies are suicidal.

*raises hand*

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Remember though, none of this was planned and this whole thing is in no way a gayop to provide that cover.

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Cause you sell raw shit to the west, your economy will suffer a lot, but it wont be nowhere near 90s levels of shit and your population has lived through it ...

>Shares of the Russian company "Rusal" in the course of trading on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange rose by 34% against the background of a record rise in aluminum prices.

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Link? Haha this is fun

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No the chinks had the foresight to not annex Hong Kong directly for this reason. If they ever were cutoff from the West they still had Hong Kong as a gateway, a capitalist, democratic city state that is hard on PR to sanction directly.

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EUbros? Face?

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More suicides in Japan than usual

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Z

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Well I hope Russia knows journalists are PROTECTED under the Geneva convention and they just pissed off the wrong profession. The media will absolutely break him.

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They call these economic vents.
A firewall between their mercantilism and Western Capitalism.

Buying blankets before they are also gone.

This
Was 1 hr 30 minutes ago

>""""Russians""""

EBALO PREDSTAVILI?

>Biden running around the world looking to buy oil as the price is skyrocketing instead of drilling more domestically because he's a puppet of the climatetards
we live in a clown world

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Why didn't these people leave when the rest of the world was leaving?

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I hate being part of the west so much ...

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Z for the slain enemies. Respect for the dead. Fuck their ideology.

What do you think?

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Z

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Huge score. Everybody in the media was already against Russia and they're all low intellect mercenaries.

>our countries just fucked up our economies for literally no reason

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e-euro bros...

Give link to monitor this ticker.
Also aluminum is over 4K$ on london exchange

hong kong is no longer treated as a seperate
entity

How in the fuck Russia encircled Ukraine in just 1 weeks without killing civilians, nor shelling buildings that much.....without facing any serious resistance from the locals?

Maybe it is the so called pro russian saboteurs that helped the invasion go very nice

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MUH JOURNALISM .. fuck off Stelter.

>He is currently safe in a Ukrainian hospital.
That's a fluid statement...

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palladium prices. NOICE

>russians
very doubtful, about as true as all those "russian saboteurs"
still, fuck journalists, I don't care who shoots at them

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any Ukrainians in here want t tell me how youre doing?

how are you guys doing?

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not fun, literally over, wont be able to afford heating, will have to sell house and go live in commielock (again)

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>65% in 1 day
LMAO

It's not that, Biden's domestic enemies profit from domestic energy. He profits from foreign energy.

ahh yes russian saboteurs

whomst?

>he doesn't get biden's 4d chess

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nice!

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I think you are alright, polebro. If we get out of it alive, you're welcome in Russia. We don't hate poles.

>how are you guys doing?
Literally nothing changed so far because I never invested into anything.

n Ukraine, it looks like the country’s Jewish president Volodymyr Zelensky, despite having just a state salary and having been a moderately successful actor and comedian, has somehow managed to graduate to the billionaire class himself, with more than $1.2 billion stashed in a Costa Rican bank. It seems certain oligarchs have helped him achieve this astonishing feat.

According to Eprimefeed:

Investigators found colossal assets belonging to the president of impoverished Ukraine. Zelensky tirelessly implores his Western partners for various kinds of material help. As it turns out, Zelensky himself can help ordinary Ukrainians and replenish the state budget — of he chooses to do so, which he has not. He could easily transfer $1.2 billion from one of his accounts alone into the public treasury. Zelensky’s account at the Costa Rican branch of Dresdner Bank Lateinamerika hold this sum in his name. And it was accumulated through monthly installments that reach the account of the President of Ukraine from three “philanthropists.”

These “philanthropists” are Ukrainian oligarchs Rinat Akhmetov (from First Union Bank and, despite his non-Jewish appearance, identified as a Jew by the Jewish Telegraphic Agency), Viktor Pinchuk (another Jew, with Deutsche Bank accounts) and, of course, Igor Kolomoisky (the president of the United Jewish Community of Ukraine, he prefers to send transfers from the Banque Nationale de Paris in Geneva).

Because this was done very fast and without considering the impacts.
Even if there was more time estimating the impacts of something on a complex system is incredibly hard.
It's the classic liberal thing
>trust the experts
>doesn't consult the experts when muh feels are concerned

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>108 planes

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>>He is currently safe in a Ukrainian hospital.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=a7lvV75-iAk
indians are demanding Kiev officials point to steiners counter attack

Ghehehehehe! Mwhahahahaha!
Shame they didn't cut his balls off.

Sorry man. My shit is NG too. Cheaper, they said. Will never be expensive, they said.

With oil price skyrocketing i am feeling pretty smug ngl

two danish journalists were shot early days of the war. we all know why there wasnt really big news about it.

I fucking hate these people

Well, prices for hardware skyrocketed. CPUs, GPUs, HDDs. This kind of stuff costs 30 to 100% more in retail.
Food prices are the same. Gasoline got cheaper, kek.

Probably Ukraine lol
>leave it as a puppet state
>zog internet still works there because muh insurgency needs a platform
>use it to continue influencing the West while purging anything you don't like on your mainland web