/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #365

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>ceasefire in cities with maximum indians
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor, after Russian MoD warned of SBU & Azov Battalion sabotage
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian Ministry of Defense has dropped new information concerning the US-backed bio labs in Ukraine, and will release more details in the near future
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team.
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine

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Buhanka will bring Russia victory.

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no kot is illegal

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Will India declare war on Ukraine if Azov kills the students?

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O D E S S A
D
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A

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Reminder, your woman can and will vote

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buy azov batallion warcrime footage coin

So who's winning /chug/bros? Shills on rest of the boards are trying to convince me jewtin is losing the war

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Based

Gooood morning bros
What is maximum Indians ?

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I dunno man, you tell me...

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>HEY, LIL' DONNIE!

Kot lives matter

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NOTHING HAS EVER HAPPENED
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN

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The day we can replace women mankind will ascend to godhood.

Is this because of media hype and the element of danger involved in a war?

30 C in India what the fuck pajeets? It's -15 here how do you cope in summer?

they don't need to be replaced, just managed with a firm hand. most pleasant once this is done.

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no, this is is just how women are

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war is sad

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>those prices
walk chads ww@
>spending money on fuel
COULDN'T BE ME

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We have to pay him a visit, which province has the most beautiful Pajeetas?

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F

women are attracted to social status - propaganda is sending ceaseless signals that zelensky is the coolest man alive - and violence. zelensky appears to be the commander in a war they believe he is winning.

femoid catnitp.

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My woman is a drawing, so no

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Jesus christ, it keeps going up

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plenty rapefugees are leaving ukraine right now
and by rapefugees, I mean africans, and by leaving, I mean invading france and other western euro countries. have fun with that, here in poland we beat ficky fickys on sight, so they keep moving west

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Doesn't it get very warm in summer for you? Back home in Goa it's about 30-35c in winter and 34-36c in summer and we have 5 months of rain with 25-30c temps

Pic related: Pic I took in Yekaterinburg

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My wife is 2D and also not old enough

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The trick is to get a slav or japs woman without german citizenship.

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They do realize he is married and has kids rights? Fucking whores

This would have been over already if Jahy was in command.

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This is a nice kot

boy what we needed on top of everything else was certainly not a speculation bubble in gas futures

>didnt eat all day
>walked around drinking on empty stomach
>got into fight with a zoomer
>hungry but still beer
Feels like a Russian kind of day

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oh don't worry, things WILL get worse
wait until next winter, when the war will be gone, but sanctions, or at least their effects, won't be

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Goto Himachal, Goa, Uttarakhand, Kashmir

Oh shit I actually looked at this image for the first time

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7 beers are a meal aswell.

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This is fucking tomshillary at it's finest

Video of Azov Battlation crucifying a prison. (2015)
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
>Mentioned in the previous thread

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they don't even know where ukraine is on the map, but the comedy jew is the new hot thing right now, so they follow it like cattle

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>Chinese banter

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So what can Russia do now that the governors are refusing to let civilians evac? Putin really doesn't have much choice but to go home. He's already proven this war isn't existential by letting human shields work against him.

How long until the table reaches Kiev?

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if your woman isn't enthusiastically voting as you tell her to she is cheating on you

This is one of the "false flag" videos that Joe Biden said the Russians were "fabricating".
Surprise, surprise...

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this is beautiful
this is how the west dies, the end result of giving women equal rights

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>gets mogged by putin with harem of air stewardesses

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Yo Lil Doggy, I just rolled around in my litter box, wanna pet me?

We will see if the germans will do something about it. No way they will just watch and freeze their asses off.

Seen those for a while
Never tried them

All he needs to do is stay there and he's "winning" technically.

apparently the table is long becus he is scared of someone poisoning him

It... it just doesnt get that cold in Germany. You know that, my friendly conquerable neighbour...

>cuomosexuals

How the FUCK is he hot?
He looks like an average slav-kike mix

the shut off all their power plants off. what are they gonna do, turn them all back on within a year while their country and economy is falling apart?

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Yeah, that's it...
Not because it's designed to sit the entire general staff or anything...

He looks like a fucking goblin.

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Here we go lads, its fucking happening

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Ok, thanks!

Rare Kadyrov i save

>Cette famille ukrainiene

Is it possible to salt-mine demoralized Redditors and Twatter users yet, or are we still in the delusional phase of "Bernie 2016"?

>How the FUCK is he hot?
He's famous and been cast as the hero.
That's enough to do it.

Why is David Lynch on trial?

So Russians can't travel anywhere now because their cards got disconnected from VISA/MC outside of Russia? Nice.. who needs tourists anyway..

My Turkish neighbor has a small woodworking business making cargo trays and a wood heating.
He sure has no problems with heating and is saving money.
I'll get me a rocket stove this summer.

MAXIMUM INDIANS

is the lady very smol or is kot very big?

sounds nice.

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True alcohol is literally fuel and has lots of calories

Pretty sure most of the plants are still operable.

Yes I see the supposed Russian military strike and civilians evacuating is a false flag to justify halting evacuations

they think he's a capeshit superhero turned turned real life "hunk", what do you think?

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The Ashkenazi are finally making Germany pay the gas bill.

>Doesn't it get very warm in summer for you?
As low as -38 in winters and as high as 35 in summers

French standing up to Put In
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my girlfriend just agrees with me
problem comes from you

Internet down? Damn!! No TF2 or Minecraft online?

avoiding taxes (he doesn't explain anything he puts out)

Link to stream?

nigger, ALL of your nuclear power plants are SHUT DOWN. you depend on COAL and GAS to heat up your country, where do you think it COMES from?

Alkohol is the fuel that keeps me going.

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Women think Pete Davidson and Post Malone are hot. All you have to be is famous, rich, and not fat. Doesn't matter if you can cut a roast on your face

And that's stopped women when ?

I still hope do travel to Greece one day. You guys were kino back in the day. I also like giros

we can always hope for an attack of sanity

more likely they'll shut down heavy industry and enforce a after dark lights-out curfew (thanks for replacing all your bulbs with leds lad)

youtu.be/dvh50NfAFgw

Flipping between this and india today

10000

Wooden stove are comfy, love the smell

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These are the same sort of people who not so long ago had a crush on Andrew Cuomo.

Three are still running and the rest could probably be restarted immediately.

There is nothing comfy about this, you are all morons.

>We will see if the germans will do something about it. No way they will just watch and freeze their asses off

The Germans have this massive open pit mine of dirty lignite that they still burn (we're not even allowed to use low quality stuff like that in the US), maybe they will ignore all the environmentalists and turn up the production.

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a sign of terminal alcoholism is when they're not really eating solid food any longer.

He has lots of insta followers and the tv tells you he is hot
Thats it

See also Adam Driver

How long would it take before Ivan pulled the plug on the cauldron strategy and went full scorched earth? I cant see them waiting as long as they did in Aleppo

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cheked
keked
and saved

What i think, if a thing gets hyped up nonstop in media, all the NPC will start thinking it's the shit.
Same with a sheep herd. You baah in, they will collectively answer.

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>French protestor
>Protesting Russia
>Protesting for Ukraine
However,
>Body writing in English
Fucking pure publicity stunt, even before you consider the choreography and setting and prepared reporters and backdrop of the Tower and, of course, tits.
Attention > politics

cope

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this is what electric cars actually burn for energy btw - increase the grid load charging it and a lignite plant is what picks up the slack

Oh well, she did her best

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not making your own minecraft server?
ngmi

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>ukrainian man walks through field
>comes across bottle, thinks it's vodka amd opens it
>genie pops out, but is discount slav genie so can only grant one wish
>ukrainian thinks and thinks and thinks (remember that ukrainian is not smart)
>says that he sees and reads much of United States
>beautiful country, beautiful people, opportunity to get rich, he also remembers remarks about it
>says to genie, "I wish me and my family lived under the red, white, and blue."

Ans buttjeek or how do you spell this fags name

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based

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Which part ? That would absolutely suck.

Five days at most
Remember that in Aleppo for the longest time parts of the city were still getting supplies in from Turkey.
Nothing can fly in to Kiev and although it looks like there might be paths in from the west, the quality of all "secondary" dirt roads is abysmal now due to the spring muddy season.
I've never been to Ukraine but the mud looks worse than Vermont

She will be avenged.

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Nice

Hmmm weird, the more ways they come up with to end inequality the more unequal society gets

I'll miss ya'll faggots, but otherwise, good riddance.

Kolomoisky.
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well, full scorched earth means nukes

even just tactical nukes would end this in hours

He already won. Media Just keeps making more fearporn for the masses

>Adam Driver
he is a really good actor at least, being good at something instantly makes you hotter

5'7 is new 6'

>Goa
too humid.

>tfw not one perfect place to live year around.

So where is that jew now?

I miss him so much bro's.

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lignite
my balls

no, media tells them adam driver is ugly

but adam driver is obviously capable of violence, which REALLY gets them going

Z

All actors are tiny. look it up its hilarious.

Beet won't do you much good. It's the hard liquor that keeps you warm.

Not with the green party having any power in your country, it isn't
Your're gonna get fucked up lmao, just like mutts who have destroyed their own economy and are now currently cutting ties with other countries they depend on

In Israel.
He is the practical owner of the Ukrainian government and acts in the interests of the Mossad and subsequently the CFR and NATO.

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so if i wear military camo and pick up a gun i can get cunny?

t. 5.4" no success ever with any girl >5 ft

>ignore all the environmentalists and turn up the production.
will they have any choice really?

Near the vasyugan swamp.

kek

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Thanks user. Didn't know India invaded Ukraine as well. Their reporters seem to be everywhere.

Where do you recommend to travel in India? Preferably with best beaches and water

Its hilarious that putin is trying downplay the amount of dead russians. They lost over 10000+ troops in about a week. Like how shitty can you be?

Indeed

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oh yes. gaia cults are fundamentally about human sacrifice. sacrificing pensioners to appease the climate is very holy.

The greens dont have any principals and will do whatever gets them payed and then do some retarded "climate friendly" shit that doesnt do anything to keep the yuppies happy. Greens are literally incompetent clowns.

>Indian
Sorry m8, but your thirsty and creepy countrymen already ruined your chances before height came into it

i want more drone footage of intantry killing one another from meters away kthx

ideally really kino gun noises too

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imagine having a dwarf fetish LMAO

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The head of Politifact is a CFR council member. Everything that has ever been fact checked has essentially been "fact checked" by the CIA and the CFR

Damn. Well done I suppose.

Sounds like Sydney right now
Fucking pouring rain every day for three weeks straight and disgusting warm too

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>best beaches and water
i'm the wrong fag to ask, bruh.
maybe just google "best beaches in India" or someshit.

t. basement-dwelling fag through and through.

If it's hilarious show us a picture of you laughing. Otherwise take it back.

Still winning, hohol.

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It pretty obvious (((they))) have some huge interests in ukraine given the massive outrage in MSM.

I'm used to it. I crave it when I'm here in Canada. Atleast it's not too bad in Toronto but the temp range can be a lot. -35c in winter to +35c in summer

Same here bro. Which part of Russia do you live?

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What's the bubble on top say ?

AHAHAHAHA
RUSSIAN NECROMANCER CASTS RAISE DEAD

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