Glow nigger here.
Just want to give you dummies a heads up,
There WILL be a draft, but f you share my flag or are allied, get ready.
Bring your diapers and butt plugs, you are going to need it
Glow nigger here
Kevin Foster
John Diaz
No thanks
Luke Morris
not fighting when niggers like you are perfect mince meat
Blake Hughes
>Uses the n-word
Dude, respect your own people. I hate that word. It's the ugliest word in the english language. Did you know it comes from "negus" meaning King. You're a king not a N*****.
Tyler Turner
How much money can I make?
Jack Wright
Is based Biden going to send all of our niggers to go die in Ukraine?
Nathaniel Watson
Jokes on you, I have Crohn's.
Now release my Crohnies or the Coronie goes Cronos!
>0SSxm
Looks like I outrank you, sweetie.
Legacy's a bitch!
Anthony Myers
>glownigger
Regular nigger wasn't bad enough?
Brandon Parker
Can't draft me, I didn't take the vaccine, I risk infecting all of the faggots with a "death" disease.
Camden Edwards
Did you steal the detectives badge who came to question you about your prolific bicycle thievery at the local middle school?
Brandon Stewart
Checked
You should try Crohn's aka Coronie Cronos disease
Nathaniel Parker
Glad women will finally be useful.
Jackson Hill
What do you call a nigger glownigger? Glownigger nigger? Die for Israel African.
Mason Gonzalez
The absolute state of nigger OP
Brayden Howard
Gay & Fake. Mostly Gay.
Julian Brown
This. OP is a filthy self hating Uncle Tom. And a nigger.
Matthew Wilson
yea, doubt it
David Williams
Jayden Jackson
No sir I don't think I will die for raytheon, Mcdonalds or israel.
Jaxon Thompson
yeah, I'm sure some nigger working for the local walmart as a security guard would know about something like that
Asher Cruz
there's millions of gun hungry goons and thugs programmed and primed for violence. please send them. there would be nothing more glorious than seeing african americans having a good time and twerking in the streets of moscow
John Anderson
Thank you, but it's glownigger, one word.
Levi Peterson
Can't wait for the opportunity to do patriot shit while you and the teen brigades jump in front of slav bullets for your jew masters.
Jason Nguyen
ah dude that sucks bro…i’m unvaxxed
Noah Jenkins
>All male citizens between the ages of 18 and 26 are required to register for the draft and are liable for training and service until the age of 35
shucks, too old
John Kelly
lol lmao
Connor Edwards
At this point, I would join a local militia to protect my conservative community, but I would never join the military until Globohomo is stopped.
Jordan Garcia
thank you mister nigger
Henry Allen
United we stand fren
Xavier Campbell
You don’t have a choice
Yes YOU
It means black
43k p/year with possible more gibs if you take it just right
All men, 18-34 yes!
We have a disability promotion program.....your in buddy
Julian Watson
>There WILL be a draft, but f you share my flag or are allied, get ready.
awesome, looking forward to shooting freemasons and feds if this happens
Ethan Cook
Why do illiterate people larp and think they might convince fools of their integrity? Sad.
Henry Myers
Hand looks like a white hand that has been edited to look darker rather than an actual nigger hand.
I would know, my nigger boyfriend jerks me off all the time.
Jose Powell
baka newfags are seriously insufferable at least type glownigger correctly nigger
Henry Lee
Good thing I have RE-4 from the marines with general under honorable discharge
Xavier King
That badge looks kinda fake
Carson Price
Nope.
Dominic Cook
>It means black
Nope.
Levi Foster
>diapers
oh no no no
poo poo pee pee, no draft for me
Oliver Clark
nigger
William Kelly
no draft, more global virus after the oil companies get made whole from the last and next pandemic
Camden Sanchez
GLOWNIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
Anthony Moore
Someone get this dusty security guard up on out of here.
Dominic Carter
>non-military time
nice try "glowie"
I served zog already.
you know nothing of war.
Henry Young
What jobs for disability draftees?
Mason Garcia
nice, "security enforcement officer" badge. larp.
Carson Thomas
Never thought niggers actually exist. I thought niggers were just a meme.
Nathaniel Perez
Just a nigger.
Landon King
Not the girls they killed thay bill last year I think. Equal rights amirite?
Colton Anderson
Lol
Nothing of the sort will happen
Draft the thots then we'll talk
Christopher Reyes
My ancestors created America. You aren't American. I will never follow the orders of a non-white person. Kill yourself.
Connor Smith
I'd happily kill a ZOG commander and die a martyr
Colton Perez
Eli Butler
You don't get to just make up wars whenever you feel like it man.. it doesn't always work.
Jeremiah Myers
hahaha death to america
we're coming to fuck your wives and daughters soon
Colton Phillips
Niggard goes to long before there was ever any contact with afro hominids. Also the anglo saxons were tartar tribes and everything you think you know is Norman revisionism. Compare Hunnic artifacts with recent horde finds. It's all the same style garnet in gold.
Leo Thomas
holy shit kek
Nathaniel Campbell
kek nice work
Nathan White
Lmfao
Wyatt Wood
You're not even glowing, you're just a regular nigger.
Nathaniel Young
Kek, OP exposed for police school reject
Benjamin Flores
Beat me to it
Colton Green
Infantry!
Also, everyone needs to bring a small hand held American flag....prepare to sing the national anthem in 45 seconds from this post
Caleb Bell
Shut up glownigger faggot. If you get drafted you would fucking die faster than all of us. You’re weak pathetic and you like men. Eat shit and die.
Luke Sanchez
>Glow nigger here.
Stop the cap
>There WILL be a draft,
Pull up then
>Bring your diapers and butt plugs
The same goes to you faggot kekw
Carter Cooper
Lmfao
Asher Campbell
What are those pride pins?
James King
Damn I’m 35 in a few months
Nolan Sanders
I can't wait to shoot you faggots
Nicholas Cook
>18-34
Great, I’m too old. Have fun dying for Biden’s money laundering
Oliver Garcia
lmao, well done
Blake Johnson
kek
what a loser
Blake Parker
>Glow nigger here
I guess you are not the glowing one.
Carter James
>There WILL be a draft,
Nobody here who's a real Any Forums user should be worried.
You can serve unless you're vaxed.
Suck it vaxies hahahahahahaha.
Enjoy the war.
Nicholas Perez
Nope that’s fake. Nice try.
Security emulates law enforcement.
Zachary Jenkins
That won't work as well as you think it will, but you must expect a massive revolt. More blood will be spilt here then in war
Joseph Moore
This. OP needs to understand that that word is incredibly hateful and violent. And just because he's black, it doesn't give him permission to use such a disgusting word. He's literally a POC. It's clear that OP is dealing with internalized racism after years of systematic oppression at the hands of the white capitalist fascist patriotic patriarchy and his choice of career is evidence of that. Not only has he donned the modern day white hood and robe( the police being just another extension of the KKK, a nu-KKK if you will) but since he's involved in law enforcement, regardless of whether it's a desk job, he's actively perpetuating the murder and incarceration of innocent black, brown and LGBTQ folk. Also let's be honest, "crime" is not only a social construct but a tool used by whites to persecute those they do not like. "Crime" only exists in fascism and capitalist societies anyways. There is literally NO reason for OP to be a police officer, especially if he's black.
Juan Hughes
Lol zoomies are going to make crying tik toks that they're being misgendered by the superior officers
Ryder Ross
can i bring my gf?
Ryder King
I wont go and will go down in gunfire against anyone who tries to arrest me for it.
Evan Collins
You just rigged an election so the president can send you to War and now you can't say anything about it because of you we can't argue with the government.
Isaac Butler
yaeh it's totally *not* this
Blake Taylor
This is the perfect time for racial equity to come into play. Are you doing your part to assure your fellow POC are over-represented on the frontlines, just as they are in crime rates and media? Don't let white men take this moment from you. Oh, nice badge. Go stop the skateboarders in the parking lot please.
Adam Martin
You got me good.
Much respect my melanin enriched fren.
Zachary Roberts
What does your pic of a turd have to do with anything?
Tyler Morris
I don't have a highschool diploma or a GED. Ineligible to serve. Beep Boop.
Ryan James
So the christian aids the evil once again
Isaiah Bell
holy shit, the larping nigger got btfo of his own thread LMAO
William Morgan
nah sorry not ME go away not fighting for jews
Connor Davis
>nigger uses transparent censoring
yep checks out
Jaxson Rivera
2x Joint Service Achievement
Combat Action
Joint Meritorious Unit
Good Cookie
National Defense everyone gets a medal
GWOT (war of terror) Expeditionary
GWOT Service
Overseas deployment
Bunch of firly stuff for the bottom of the sock drawer
Lincoln Rogers
This is so much this
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by Any Forums.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.
Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
Camden Phillips
Lmaooo I can see the S and the T!!! Bruh you sorry as a bitch!!
Kayden Reed
Working on the badge....where is it from anons??
Camden Parker
It’s too bad Biden got us into this war. Should have never happened.
Angel Cox
>You don’t have a choice
I actually do. Not going to fight your war for you. Kill yourself.
Matthew Diaz
nice stolen valor.
Charles Ward
That's a fucking "security" badge. I've got one just like it
Jacob Rogers
Ur literaly a 30 year old nigger city cop. And your gay. Stfu.
Nathan Lopez
>glow nigger
no just nigger
Ayden Martin
OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEE
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT.......
William Kelly
Everyone can become you. For 18.99
Bentley Fisher
i'm unvaxxed. eat my shit fatass
Ryder Bell
>badge and hand on Any Forums
attention whoring faggot. you should be fired for blowing cover
Grayson Taylor
Nignorance is bliss
Cooper Mitchell
same badge bro. time to get off the internet tonight.
Jeremiah Harris
Kek. Security Enforcement officer
Samuel Ramirez
Talk sense you fucking ape.