"Snake Island I am a Russian Warship"

No one finds it odd that a literal warship is sentient??
What type of battleship is this?

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lost something in the translation

>he doesnt know

battleships have been unmanned naval drones since early 2000s

What's going on here? I R Confused

>a literal warship is sentient?
Yes

They say
>I am a Russian warship
and ukraine says
>Russian warship, go fuck yourself
same translation everywhere

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gem

He identified as a warship, what's so hard to understand?
Fucking bigots

That's some Azur Lane shit

As long as he's not identifying as white

Yea its a SCP

It was obvious from the beginning, nobody says "I am a russian warship". Also this island probably has no mobile coverage to livestream from there.

this
besides the whole story is fake as _________

Reminder google took down this video

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>What's going on here? I R Confused
>“I am a Russian warship,” a voice from the invaders said, according to a recording of the communications.
>“I ask you to lay down your arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed and unnecessary deaths. Otherwise, you will be bombed.”

>The Ukrainians responded boldly.
“Russian warship,” came the reply, “go fuck yourself.”
>The Russians opened fire, eventually killing 13 border guards.
although I think they found them alive recently

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This. I identify as an Apache attack helicopter

>What type of ship is this?
It's the prototype of the Russian equivalent of SkyNET.
t. not glowie

Russians love sentient objects

I am an apache attack helicopter

The only thing these Marvel/DC movies and anime shows have done is given Americans a superhero complex where they feel they can be important and admirable by writing the "correct" thing on social media and having the "approved" opinion. None of them have any real courage, integrity, critical thinking skills, or actual beliefs. Along with making them stupid, it also makes them really gullible and easy to manipulate.

>they actually all surrendered
>some journalist just records themselves saying this stuff and says it was them
based

imagine believing this video is real

Giving warships cute girl voices could be useful for diplomacy.

You heard the edited version. The original includes the following exchange before the "fuck off":
>Female voice: I want to consult ...
>cuts off
>Male voice: But is the "fuck off" also necessary?
>Female voice: Well, just in case.
Called it the first time I heard it. Confirmed to be another jewish trick.

based autist

Laffy knows only war

Fair point, tough why did google censor it soo badly?

This story is fake news

source?