Nukes are inevitable

Tips on how to survive? East coast here

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It's too late for you
Just go to southern Chile/argentina, completely useless no one would want to nuke

>how to survive
you dont

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Will it really happen?
I know I know, 2 weeks, blah blah.
I still can't subscribe to something so monumental.

I'm going to attack my neighbors, they won't stop snorig. I left them a note months ago to no avail. I am ready to fucking scrap. It's fucking louder than their vacuum and their blender, I am losing my sanity. I am ready to go kick down their door and attack them with a weapon. What do I do Any Forums?

why would you want to?

It is inevitable
Just a matter of time
Entropy demands it

Oh hey, Stephen King?
Fuck you in advance.
I know you're hanging out on pol right now.

Move to a new house

2.5 more months and my globohomo lease is up.