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>be eastern euro farmer
>have a poverty tractor from the 90's
>life is hard, weather is cold, outlook is grim
>suddenly get paid in USDC on Stellar
>immediately buy XLM
fast forward to 2023
>your bag is now worth 2mil euros
>tired of waging
>google "autonomous tractor"
>see the Tesla Autonomous Stellar Tractor or "TAST" for short
>"ayy pizdet" you think to yourself with your smol slavic brain
>quickly place an order
>TRACT eventually arrives
>set it loose on the fields while you sit at home meditating and practicing yoga
>see your neighbor Vladislav still using wild donkeys to plow his fields
>offer your TRACT to work his parcels
>Vladislav agrees and loves it, he can finally sit at home and drink all day
>soon everybody in your village is asking you to plow their young babush-, I mean fields.
>TRACT does it all, in any weather, any season, self charging, self cleaning, with nano precision, all done by AI
>USDC keeps flowing in faster than you can spend it and for a fraction of a cost
>continue dumping all profits in XLM
Fast forward to 2025 and you are now the village KANG in Ukraine, still thinking about your old tractor.

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hahahahahahaha

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I hate christkikery so much bros

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My ancestors did nothing wrong.

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