Hey, Americans, want some oil?
You can have it... for double the price!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Hey, Americans, want some oil?
John Watson
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Hunter Wright
Still less than what europoors are paying.
Michael Ross
ehh, maybe hold your laughter a bit. gasoline in Norway is $9,72 per gallon.
Nathaniel Turner
But you have free healthcare
Landon Foster
>Paid for with obscene taxes
How is this free?
Liam Moore
That is a real nice fjord you have there. Shame if something happened to it.
Easton Thompson
That's my point. Half of that price is going to taxes on top of all other goods and paycheck deductions.
Parker Myers
just because you fat fucks spend 86% of your natural life on a hospital bed doesn't mean the rest of the world does
literally no one except sandniggers, rich skiing kids and old hags use health care in Scandinavia
Connor Bennett
>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Josiah Flores
>when your troll thread doesn't go as planned
Chase Gutierrez
no, we have to pay every single year whether we need health services or not. 3/4 of our wages goes back to the mafia government by taxes, fees and charges.
Samuel Harris
Just out of curiosity, how many times did you use your insurance last year?
Tyler Martinez
war? no, you are mistaken. we're going to ship all of our negros over.
Logan Hughes
>3/4 of our wages goes back to the mafia government by taxes, fees and charges.
Half of the people in the US are advocating for this. They think free is just that, free.
Luis Perry
based
Anthony Thomas
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Brandon Kelly
Pretty sure you legit buy natural gas from America's east coast.
Jeremiah Evans
Norway more like Oilway
Jonathan Rivera
>How is this free?
it's not
Camden Long
>Helge Ingstad
kek
Elijah Ramirez
Jew
Adrian Bell
Based pasta.
Julian Bell
"and then, we discovered the oil..."
youtu.be
Eli Baker
Oliver Butler
the US healthcare system is odd because you end up paying the same amount supposed just to insure yourself/ own family yet can't use it unless it exceeds the premium etc. euros pay about the same for the whole country. so yours should be much lower since it's just supposed to be for yourself
Josiah Martinez
Universal healthcare, not free
Lucas Kelly
>Norway reveals oil card
later that week
>My fellow Americans, it has come to our knowledge that Norway is creating weapons of mass destruction
>McDonald's and Israel both have given full authorization for a ground invasion
Nathaniel Martinez
This is unironically going to happen, isn't it?
John Roberts
You should trust Americans, anão.
Samuel Sanchez
lol!
Austin Morris
My country can alleviate so much but quebec is trying to wage corporate and political warfare on anglos. Leftist shits want to give the nation to the global south. (You white leftists are treasonous swine)
It would be too nice if the monarchy stepped in... the monarchy can do that and if GB starts really hurting (which should never happen.) I hope they come to us for support.
Long live the British empire!
Dylan Nguyen
The only reason you have oil is because of Texas. Don't forget that, snownigger.