>Northern Ireland's oil prices have shot up more than 35% in the week after Russia invaded Ukraine - so what does it mean for the UK's most oil-dependent nation?
bbc.co.uk
>A teenager who stabbed a girl 60 times in a "brutal, pre-planned and unprovoked attack" has been given a life sentence, police have said.
news.sky.com
>AUTHORITIES have condemned an attack on an ambulance in Bridport which they said has 'put lives at risk'.
dorsetecho.co.uk
putin getting done in for what he did in salisbury
just had a poo
Hohols tb2ed the fuel supply to the stuck convoy
1 import BAMEs
2 promote bumming
3 give govt money to kikes
4 criminalise white men
5 build Deano boxes
6 wait for Putin to die of old age.
JUST GOT DONE DOING 8 HOURS OF JIU-JITSU
Emily thornberry- how can one person be so dislikable
not that kind of poo
I'm not a designer or anything but i wanted to give making an info graphic a go.
How shit is it gents? any advice?
I need a poo actually
Kek
just had apu?
you have now
Might get the push bike out today
Ever had a crap so big it doesn't flush? Impressed my body can produce such monsters tbqh
1. Call him a climate denier
2. Say Russia using illegal Bitcoin transactions
3. Say Russia has a low ESG credit score
4. Say not enough BAME cabinet representatives
5. 1. Again
6. Call working class in Britain racists
Jew?
...
Boris want his Churchill moment so much
No offence but I can't be bothered to read this
Joo jets ew
Ka rat ey
no but I wish I had apu
Right? He needs to keep his dirty kike mouth shut and stay out of matters that don't concern us.
He just wants to look big for the globohomo club
maybe dr fauchi can make one in his beagle torture and bioweapons emporium
big doggy dog frog
Make it shorter text-wise then?
yeah lmao
my poos are pretty big desu
Imagine looking up to Churchill as well. He was a mess.
brb having a wank
The wigger of brit/pol/ struts in without saying hello! Hows your sunday?
>expecting the tyrants in this thread to help
A/B test it
>Make A
>Make B by making one change to A (eg background colour)
>Show A and B to test audience
>Winner becomes A and repeat
My suggestion: less red, people see it and avoid danger but you need those people the most because they're the ones who will be scared enough to act and share
just waking up la
havent left bed yet
u
>Might get the push bike out today
Do it lad, go for a cycle. Fresh air and exercise. I'm thinking of going for a walk somewhere, maybe driving out a bit and seeing something new or somewhere I haven't been a lot.
A fat alcoholic mumbling war mongerer.
Good morning Sirs
Think I might go for a cheeky walk on the canal today, get some sunshine
1. Muh war crimes
2. He's mental
3. Sanctiooons
4. Print money
5. Rejoin EU
6. Import more BAMEs
tribute a pic of sussex then post it
Okay now I read it. I guess the amount of text does make sense given the information you're trying to get across.
>just waking up la
>la
Anyone got a guess at how long this part of speech has been in use?
For about hundred years la. Scouse thing. Scousers abbreviate everything, even the word lad.
for me
its lilith black
thumbs2.redgifs.com
nice baps
I wonder whether it will catch on?
La specifically I mean
It's functioning as quite a handy gender neutral lad/lass
You need a hook, not just a wall of text. Something to draw the eye and initial interest, then a summary line, what this is about, then the detail. Ideas are best communicated visually, and with brevity
>burgers?
Everyone else been stockpiling food? I've got two months worth of food.
Need to get bottled water though
Unintentionally I expect
los angeles would like a word with you
>By CHRIS JEWERS FOR MAILONLINE and PA
>PUBLISHED: 00:26, 6 March 2022 | UPDATED: 00:32, 6 March 2022
>
>'The thing to say to Putin is don't underestimate us, don't test us,' he told the newspaper.
>The Defence Secretary said the West 'must not be afraid' of Vladimir Putin
dailymail.co.uk
don't test me bro i'll come at ya
Start planting crops (on check on them if you're not a slacker)
I remember when the las took off, few programmes called them the L.A.s
Left weight the black text and add a little bullet point
Remove quotes from “YES”
Do a drop highlight along the “What do I do” call to action - strongest part of the leaflet
>less red
Red is a striking colour though, in an age where people have tiny attentions spans you need something that stands out.
if i make the background blue or something it almost loses almost all impact.
Nah, if its long enough to make people think "i aint reading all that shite", i need to make it shorter.
>You need a hook, not just a wall of text.
Yeah, i gathered, im going to make a V2.
Ukraine has a lower GDP per capita* now than it did in the early 1990s, which seems quite unique among most countries
*PPP, inflation-adjusted
I speak to a Spanish lad and he uses it. It’s funny he learnt English through picking up my accent so when he speaks English he has a scouse accent when doing it.
Lmao Putin knows he won’t do anything. The west is weak and decadent and has no overall collective identity, no one is going to fight.
Not LA, la
La the contraction of lad
That's why you AB test it
To prove your assumptions
Great band
>jewers
Shoutout to Assad