/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #333

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>Russian Armed forces closing in on Yuzhnoukrainsk NPP
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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youtube.com/watch?v=ca3w289MXpU
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THANK YOU BAKER!!!

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Goodnight /chug/, post your comfiest pictures for me to wake up to

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Ukrainian civilians stole Russian tank

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need... cunny... uuoohhhh...

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t.me/rlz_the_kraken/47901
>russian will protest against Putin
Nah, friends. We are fine. Fuck EU and fuck NATO.

What are they going to do to this Saboteur /chug/?

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How long has this operational pause been going on? It feels like the Russians haven't made concrete progress for the past two or three days and have just been shelling cities.

Anything for comfybros

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A amusing pair of coincidences cropped up last night on this board.

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imagine

What does NPP stand for?

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>pic
>flag
Checks out

Nuclear power plant

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nuclear powerplant

The level of Comf is Y-class right now...

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Nuclear Power Plant

coal mines hopefully

You were created late 19 century from the various Slavic people inhabiting the area under various rules. Nothing to do with Kievan Rus; nothing to do with Cossak Hetmanate. An entirely made-up nation to agregate the land often changing hands. No jewish bolsheviks around? Kek. Marxism was not invented in 1917, and jews in the area dabbed in anarchism first. Your very first "ukrainian" nationalists were jews.
>Ukrainians don't do this to Poles
Well that is because they finished them off. Jewcrainians took refuge in Moldova and tried to beat waitresseses who spoke with them in Russian (as is the only language beside Romanian they know well)

Pieces of subhuman shit, your new friends, but you sperging 50+ posts every thread makes me think you're more of a kike than willing to admit.

Reminder that by even Ukrain's losses(asset losses, not talking about casualties), and wikipedia's road cope estimate of territory gains Russia's invasion is on par with any other rapid invasion in recent history. This also includes Russia's advance slowing down several times due to ceasefires for negotiations.
If you use more reasonable estimates for losses and actual gains not roadcope they've outperformed everyone. You don't have to believe a single Russian MoD or shill claim to verify this.

Any "military expert" that comes out calling this operation a "disaster" because of a couple downed aircraft and vehicles very clearly doesn't understand aggressive maneuver warfare or military operations in general. This is at worst an average performance.

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Nuclear power plant, Russia is about to capture all of them because the Ukraine is winning.

>inb4 shills posting gore
>inb4 kyiv
>inb4 /ugh/ > /chug/
>inb4 thread splitting shilling

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It's been a pleasure frens.
Have a doggo

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>make the international community seethe for longer each passing day
Devilish

>Faggots are pro ukraine
Like clockwork

We are the light in the window at the end of the drive...

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>This also includes Russia's advance slowing down several times due to ceasefires for negotiations.
didn't they continue the advance during negotiations? the only ceasefire I heard about is the one around mariupol .

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The more effort they put in, the closer to the truth we are.

Thanks bros.

kot

They weren't really even shelling until sundown yesterday.
Ceasefire for civilian evacuations was on but nobody came.

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nigger post pennis

>That face
She could easily earn 20.000/month in USA as a thot, yet she is stuck in a shithole

WE WILL REQUIRE A BAKER WITHOUT A MEME FLAG AND WITHOUT ANY AUTSITIC TICS THAT REQUIRE THEM TO EDIT THE OP. YOU WILL BE NEEDED TO BAKE FOR A WHILE.
OLDEST ASSAD MEME GETS PRECEDENCE.

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>every pole who seethed about Russia now has to live with 4 million hohols

Imagine the average pole right now bro.

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Using my last cat license on this one.

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There was an at least half day ceasefire on, maybe day 3(?) to allow for some negotiations. That was the first. Russians seemed to realize that the ceasefires are just Ukrainians stalling for time after that.

What happens after the Russians take Mariupol?

TY baker man!!

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>that itasha
Get a lot of THIS one.
>leopon bros ww@

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>Nuclear power plant, Russia is about to capture all of them because the Ukraine is winning.
kek

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How about 10 millions?

>guys Germany winning
>US BTFO
>Give me a G give me a I

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Hohols are basically russians that speak funny russian and like to pretend they're a separate nation

The fat guy for Ukraine Prime minister! Would be the 5th or 6th jew in a row in that position

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kot

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uhhh Hoholbros whats going on?

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poles manage a beautiful balance or arrogance and stupidity that ensures that things always bite them in the ass

They're probably malding their favorite child porn actor can't work rn.

If there's anything to go by Any Forums is often a very good gauge on shit that's going on in the world.
If one side is shilling the other side is correct in some form of way.

If anything, they're making it easier for us to determine what's right and what's wrong.

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Encirclement of Kiev

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>A single Tiger I Ace has destroyed fourteen tanks and fifteen personnel carriers, along with two anti-tank guns, within the space of fifteen minutes
>They call him the The Black Baron
>#BritishInvaders are in disarray!

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333! Lets sing for youtube.com/watch?v=i1QfTOiH6Tg

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that's a lot of blood

How do we live after Ukraine, anons?
Is there a life after Putin?

Burn, loot, murder is in town?

guys clearly russia is just days away from winning...

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>actor
This guy gets the glowie mindset...

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Meanwhile on the Zelensky held territory. Only rich that bribed their way out are allowed to leave, you even get police escort to defend you from poors when you cut the line and flee.

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>Imagine the average pole right now bro.
The pity and empathy of the first days is giving way to negativity in the face of the fact that most of these people are not going to leave + all those blacks who were in Belarus have entered through Ukraine.

We dimon every other non-NATO state and nuke nato out of spite

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Кoт!

NO NO NO , it's only TWO THIRDS OF THE WAY ENCIRCLED.
You gotta get it right...

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Shit's gonna go back to how it was once EU lifts sanctions and start buying resources in bulk

DayZ
AHHAHAHAH

No human life on Earth without Putin!

Ukrainian villagers seize a brand new Russian self-propelled artillery

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>6 gb of videos, photos, memes, screencaps
>2300 files
>all unsorted
I no longer can quickly find what I specifically need to btfo hoholniggers

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for u

It's also remarkably true for this conflict. The harder western media is seething, the worse Ukraine is losing instead of killing 1000 Russians a day and shooting down 10 planes, killing 50 tanks.

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Nah I'm convinced there's probably an only fans for pedos in the dark web and faggots absolutely malding their favorite child "models" are hindered from making content rn. Because most of them are hoholets kek.

Hell yeah, get some mother fuckers!!!

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he was a big guy

Yep, now it's our only chance to stop hohols from besieging Moscow

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still less death and destruction than an average day in Chicago

You only need this one.

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What is the name of that SPGA, Ahmed

>Is there a life after Putin?
That can be interesting, I was checking your goverment officials and many seem fairly young.
The best thing is that all these years of refusing to sign this refugee sharing law will probably cause us to be left with a lot of hohols.

We will live in new and better world
And funnier wolrd

I have so many copecomp sc's that my new drive is taking the overflow...

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Holy fuck

Here's the full version

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what about the meme of le ukrainian gf?

post your best ukraińska świnia memes

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new footage of Ukraine's favorite pastime activity

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we don't

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files.catbox.moe/gxt5m9.mp4
>ZA SHOOOOOOOO

>NOOOOOOOO HECKING GOOD PUTERINO IS WINNING NOOOOOO
>IM A NAZI BUT PUTIN IS DENAZIFYING UKRAINE BROOOS NOOOOOO
>TRUST THE PLANNERINOOOOO

those are the looters?

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Btw, I think Bibi negotiated to leave Ukraine's support in exchange for Assad's head.
I might be mistaken.

real european candidate, uh, Hans?

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oh yeah, losers always go for hoholinas,
We are to them what the Germans are to ours.
You shake your wallet a little and they get excited.

Why the fuck do they all do this?

Lost my comfy folder not long ago so have a fingerbanging apu instead

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Kek, spanking fetysh

The British shill will be here in about 3-4 hours if his schedule is anything to go by. And not soon after that the Polish shill that lurks around at the moment will leave.
We're watching shills clock in and out of their shifts in real time!

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This is very kino

Treatment of prisoners below the standards afforded to the Human person as defined.
Attacking or otherwise degrading the dignity afforded to the Human person.
A policy-making level failure to adhere to the Nelson Mandela rules and the articles of the geneva convention...

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Send drone Ahmed

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I got timed out in a Twitch chat for opposing their narrative on this war.

Immediately they called me a Putin shill even though I'm bisexual and hate Putin. I just agree with him in this war because no country would put up with NATO/Ukraine.

America is turning into North Korea so fast. I see now how Hitler was able to amass his following so quickly. I hate Progressives now so much it's unreal.

>we are in le war against our greatest enemy

actually original video is sad

I was at this store that sells food from all over the world. From the Russian section I bought a few cans of sprats and Russian dulce de leche. Is there any Russian foods that are a must have that I should keep my eye out for?

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i wonder what they tell their mothers that they do for a living

hot

I wonder how many anons have filtered the flags those shill are using here. I feel bad for the genuine anons with the flags smfh.

You know what's sad about this war, retards don't even know they are laughing at dead Ukrainians because they think they are Russian.

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>tfw NATO members comfy af, protected, supermarkets full, no worries
>tfw Rossiyans comfy af, protected, their supermarkets are full, shit just costs 30 rubles more
>Only Ukrainians are getting rekt because a crazy Jew kike is in charge of their country and won't surrender
what a timeline

MSTA-A?

I can share one.

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Opinion?

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This is the second thing in this war that made me genuinely angry. The first one was AN-225 destruction. Hohols are subhumans.

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fate of ruski sabotours

>around 15 post by this poland ID per thread
>also he exclaims not seething
LMAO How many euros or whatever shit uses do they pay to you? or do you do it for free? lol

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>In the end both of them will perish
pottery

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it's not like the german women are any different, they're just more expensive

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Daily reminder that Bandera did what the Nazis/Soviets/Anglos refused to even imagine

AHEM! ATTENTION CHUGS!
SAVE ANY VIDEOS WITH CONTENT LIKE THIS. BACK THEM UP AND SAVE THEM FOR A RAINY DAY.
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAVE SOMETHING!!!

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Extremely based and correct.

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This one's cute.

true

I didn't filter anything and anyone. Their powerless seething is priceless.

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>saboteurs

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>unironically falling for amateuristic Russian propaganda aimed at boomer peasants who still live in the Brezhnev era
This really is the death, or at least unmasking, of Any Forums, isn't it?

nothing better than a woman with low self-esteem, western europeans are a bunch of snobbish whores

come now, they had dirlewanger, beria and harris

argentinian shill

que haces aca shitposteando por 2 mangos, user?

dulce de leche is argentinian, dumbfuck

nah those are looters, think they're called marauders or something like that.

>Your weed on brain the post

They're unsanctioned looters.

is there anywhere in ukraine that isn't a grey muddy shithole

Im on the Z taco nigger

>accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
debunked ynetnews.com/article/sk8byetx9

>good night
>it's morning
Excuse me?

The ICC digital teams are going to have a fucking field day after this is all over... Especially with america losing it's most prefered customer status lol.

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Any webm of civilians getting hand on any weapons and having a suicidal accident?

I normally fly Gadsden but want to talk with other anons so I'm back to this

This kinda job must be though for your psyche man. Unlike us, most of them probably wouldn't want to touch Any Forums with a 15 meter pole.

I removed it several times but apparently everyone uses their own pasta instead of copy-pasting the previous OP

"I'm working around the clock trying to stop the spread of misinformation and fake news, mom".
I personally don't filter anyone, but I double check some flags who have been shilling often.

Stage 3: Bargaining

кoт или кoшкa?

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slava putin, slava rossiya

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This sometimes happens when random civilians are given weapons, and then prisoners are released and they are also given weapons

Russian artillery regiment entirely wiped out by Ukrainians :D

This invasion is getting really ogre for Russian imbeciles

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>file name
i giggled

You faggots can't even make a clock properly in muttmerica

>I wonder how many anons have filtered the flags those shill are using here.
I have been tempted to filter Canadian and US flags many times but I have resisted.
As you well know, I do ALWAYS filter memeflags and anyone replying to memeflags, and you can too!
>copypaste the following into your 4chanX filters in the FLAG section!
/^Black Lives Matter$/i;stub:no
/^Hippie$/i;stub:no
/^Templar$/i;stub:no
/^Catalonia$/i;stub:no
/^DEUS VULT$/i;stub:no
/^European$/i;stub:no
/^Tree Hugger$/i;stub:no
/^Anarchist$/i;stub:no
/^Confederate$/i;stub:no
/^LGBT$/i;stub:no
/^Gadsden$/i;stub:no
/^Fascist$/i;stub:no
/^Democrat$/i;stub:no
/^Communist$/i;stub:no
/^Anarcho-Capitalist$/i;stub:no
/^Jihadi$/i;stub:no
/^Kekistani$/i;stub:no
/^Muslim$/i;stub:no
/^Nazi$/i;stub:no
/^Republican$/i;stub:no
/^Pirate$/i;stub:no
/^United Nations$/i;stub:no
/^National Bolshevik$/i;stub:no
/^Commie$/i;stub:no
/^White Supremacist$/i;stub:no

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>dulce de leche is argentinian, dumbfuck
What if it was appropriated by vatniks.

>Sumy:encircled.
>Kherson:fallen.
>Energodar:Encircled.
>Mariupol:encircled.
>Kiev:encircled.
(only two thirds encircled if you're following cum guzzler logic).
>Irpin:besieged.
>Beryansk:fallen.

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Low effort bakers use the template yes.

>300 meters (400 feet) away from the new memorial and a kilometer (3,000 feet)
How do they completely fuck up that first conversion?

they won't die, being taped to a pole is not that bad

they wont let them die there, in our jungles in south america it is usual to see people duct taped like that if they do something bad but not that bad

that's how civilians make sure people get immobilized, people have no cufffs

Oh fuck me I forgot I swapped it again

thanks for the drones turk

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>memeflag
>USSR references
>Any Forums
>this board isn't what it used to be
Nigger this board isn't what it never was, now commit sudoku

What is your media saying about all the sanctions the west has implemented? And do you call out their hypocrisy and lies?
Based

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se dice manjar argentino weon
youtube.com/watch?v=ca3w289MXpU

Proofs?

then we have a big problem

Fug, sorry fren

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You the dane from last night?

pause at 0:02 and look at the truck and it's Z...lol...

Godamnnit send drone to get kino war footage you Ahmed
Kino is important
Jets aren't coming but you can send drone

Russia is fucking this up so bad.

fag

>He thinks there are paid propagandists on Any Forums trying to convince shut in virgins Russia is bad despite all public opinion being against Russia.
Meds, now.

>fixed artillery.
Hmmm
>Russian
Hmmmm

Are Ukrainians laughing at their own dead soldiers again?

For what specifically? the cum gargling part?

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