Microwaves were invented to give the population daily doses of small radiation in their foods so when nuclear winter comes you will be immune to radiotion poisoning. If you often warm your food up in a microwave you have nothing to worry about if you survive the initial blast.
Microwaves were invented to give the population daily doses of small radiation in their foods so when nuclear winter...
Angel Baker
Justin Taylor
The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
Sebastian Walker
Noah Gray
you should have been heating your water in there like us instead of your gay ass kettle
Ayden Lee
People keep telling me microwave ovens don't leak radiation but I'm still convinced that they're letting out a small dose of it whenever they're heating something.
Tyler Long
>kettle
Get with the times boomer, we use one cup hot water dispensers now
Camden Ross
Microwaves use sound not radiation. You should invest in taking meds.
John King
The radation used in the microwave oven is the exact same as the radiation used to broadcast Wi-Fi. I would worry about that first.
Lucas Moore
>wanting convenience so badly that you drink hot water heating in plastic
ISHYGDDT
Nathan Sullivan
wtf is this true? no one told me about this I am going to mediamarkt to buy one now
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nah I think they were invented to heat food quickly and conviently.
The radiation dose, if any, is a side effect. That's like saying mobile phones were invented to give people small doses of radiation and thats it.
Cooper Richardson
What fucking lazy degenerate uses their microwave daily.
Isaac Lee
No it was created by accident when some guy was messing with radios and his chocolate melted
Isaac Rodriguez
isnt that how vaccination works?
Christian Gutierrez
nah, im a schizo so i legit own a very sensitive gieger counter and a separate trifield radio frequency pollution detector, microwaved food is no more radioactive then non microwaved food, but when a microwave is running it does leak a small amount of microwaves/RF radiation so just dont stand/sit close to one while running on a daily basis, the range is like 1-2 meters before its undetectable.
Kevin White
No, I'll worry about both of them at the same time.
Eli Hughes
Thanks m8
Jacob Robinson
Shills desperately using the nuke meme to try and keep people in a state of fear... too bad IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
How many threads will you losers make about it today, I wonder? Sad!
Noah Sullivan
how many microwaved meals a day do you need to eat to get the benefits
Connor Phillips
So, you discovered the coffee maker.
Aaron Barnes
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PLASTIC IN WATER
PLASTIC IN FOOD
PLASTIC IN SHIRTS
PLASTIC IN BEDSHEETS
PLASTIC IN PANTS
PLASTIC IN UNDERWEAR
PLASTIC IN SHOES
PLASTIC IN SOCKS
PLASTIC IN ELECTRONICS
PLASTIC IN CAR
PLASTIC IN CHAIR
PLASTIC IN TOOLS
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Jordan Long
Plastic burns ever slept in a nylon shirt? Stinky sweat
Hemp is de way
Andrew Cox
Fay and Gake
Pure deep earth nascent iodine is the best protection from radiation.