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>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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Who the fuck is Kolomoisky?

NEW AND FRESH

The Russian army provides assistance to the residents of Berdyansk, Zaporozhye region

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>people under the age of 25 can't read analog clocks

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Remember to report any Russians spreading fake news as it is now illegal in Russia.

Question
Зa ЩOOЛO??

Thanks baker!

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a chad who makes chuds seethe

[Embed][Embed] Breads are my favorite!

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>Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days
Nigga, it's been 12 days...

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The same retards who thought bernie was winning are ITT cheering for ukraine.

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been asleep for 8 hours. miss anything frens?
already know about negotiator getting popped.

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I just suddenly became very afriad of dying in a nuclear war. I live right next to a target that always gets hit in simulations, please dear god I hope neither side shoots nukes

Surkov should get the Tony for this desu. seriously groundbreaking stuff.

if NATO is so bad, then how come everybody wants to join?

i wish australia could join NATO

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Report those who post cats without a license too.

Im 23 an am not a faggot, everyone can read fucking clocks lmao

Nothing yet really.

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KeK that will be fun, hope they make it public

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the lord of ukraine

don't be dumb, no one is using nukes unless I get digits

>Зa щёлoчь

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>FAKE NEWS

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But torrents and piracy are legal.

FOOTAGE OF GRAPHIC UKRANIAN WAR CRIMES

WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC!

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yeah i know its unlikely but I also know that our leaders are dumb and evil

But australia and new zealand already joined a NATO branch or something, it's an alliance called ANUS.

Prove it, what time does this clock say?

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It's sinking in for me what the west is doing to Russia and I'm starting to feel really bad for them. Imagine the whole history of your civilization you're told never trust the west, the Soviet Union collapses and you take a chance, you invite them in and integrate with them. The second you do something they don't like and they think they have power over you, they completely lose their shit on you and try to completely destroy your country and you as a people.

I'm not saying I support what Russia is doing in Ukraine. But look at it in context. Where was the canceling of a nation any time the United States decided to bomb some middle eastern country back to the stone age on the thinnest of pretexts, completely lying to their own people about their own mission and goals. Russians must be feeling extremely betrayed right now.

>only 742 left to go...
Well, no. There's no telling how many T-90As got built and how many of them exist right now.
The known orders are:
>62 in 2008
>63 in 2009
>63 in 2011

Most T-90s got rebuilt into T-90A and T-90Ms. Most T-90As will get rebuilt into T-90Ms in the coming years.

scared fuckers

Because theres america in it... thats all really

I really find it funny how one of the shill talking points is
>oy vey, remember the Serbian genocide when a couple of bombs were dropped when Yugoslavia was falling apart during a civil war
While the Serbs were the actual genocidal maniacs in the 90s. It's fine, maybe they were right to genocide catholics and protestants and muslims, but the fact remains that they were in a civil war

All the while during the first days of the Ukraine invasion we could see Ukrainian and Russian speaking citizens of Ukraine alike giving Russian soldiers the finger.
Let that sink in
>Even the Russian speakers in Eastern Ukraine want nothing to do with the Russian invaders. But somehow Russia is saving them from genocide.

Thanks Baker.
If you're doing another could you add something like:
>Russian Armed forces closing in on Yuzhnoukrainsk NPP
?
source: foxnews.com/world/russian-troops-ukraine-nuclear-plant-yuzhnoukrainsk-un-thomas-greenfield
Latest reports say they're 15km away.

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where is natalia in all of this?

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>Get Vaxxed
>In the middle of a war

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I legit go to school with people who'd pay money for this treatment.

Just saw this not sure if new

That reddit thread was priceless

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A rich kike who bankrolled all the militias in the East and used to run privatbank and had some interests in various natural gas companies (including Burisma). Triple citizen of Ukraine, Israel, and Cyprus. Second home in Switzerland. Owned the TV channel that Zelensky was on before he became Preznit. Surprised he's not discussed more.

the nukes of the biden regime are the bigger
danger than the ones of the putin administration

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10:??

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He's fucking harder than diamonds right now...
I shouldn't joke...
This is a legit war crime dezu and goes against the established tenants of the rights of the prisoner and the dignity afforded to the human person.

22:VIII

Got a new kino for you.
z.zz.fo/f63vn.mp4

>I pay $600 an hour to have that done to me
lucky bastard is probably getting it for free

Doesn't she know that the science has changed on COVID? The political science, that is.

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In my dreams...

I thought they had supply problems

we will join once they kick russia out of nato

kek, they clearly don't read posts by leafs and aussies.

wtf is that mercedes w123

10:08

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MMA FIGHTER TORTURED PART 1

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if you say the anem zelensky without kodmoisky
you are either the victim of propaganda or
a maker of propaganda

i just fucked her in aa2

I know

>I thought they had supply problems
Believing UKROP propaganda lol...

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Damn. Wish the coof was real now.

She was exiled to Kabo-Verde

PART 2

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Preparing to be Governor of The Ukraine Oblast naturally.

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did OP got gold?

10:15?

>look at him laughing
I bet he has a boner.

10:08:33

Ive been told by a russian I know that this is a common punishment for looting which many ukrainians have been accused of

are you sure it is not
22:08?

>They actually hide in schools and kindergartens
That's just beyond pathetic

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anyway I can enlist as an american?

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what in the gay is this

She's uggo now.
The time bandit got her.

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>Russia didn't stockpile any bullets beforehand
How many days have anons not known about military stockpiles? Four days? Five?

I prefer doing it in Koikatsu but still based.

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look at the calendar

Banana Putin on suicide watch

What options does he even have anymore? Stop the invasion, never. Continue with these insane sanctions, russia will be bankrupt very soon. He’s fucked

The Hague will figure that out for themselves...

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Fuck... link?

no more brother wars

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I'm laughing my pants off, they actually unblocked rutracker for us to use.
We're not pirates anymore, we're privateers now, hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Lucky bastard stole $600 and then gets whipped.

dunce