Everyone in the country receives a text like this. You look outside, and you see a massive barrage of nukes in the distance, rapidly drawing near. You have a few minutes to come to terms with your impending demise, and that of everyone around you.
What are your last words? Do you say them to someone, or do you say them to yourself?
I'd tell my wife I fucking hate her bread and she's a terrible baker.
Everyone in the country receives a text like this. You look outside...
Josiah Morris
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Joshua Thompson
WATCH OUT!
glowniggers glow in the dark!
Lincoln James
uhh
benis
Nathan Hill
>God damn kikes
William Sanchez
Marvel at the advancement of holograph technologies because Nukes aren't real.
Ayden Garcia
one last coom
Tyler Rivera
I just simply wake up to the reality that Russia has no capabilities to such things and carry on with my day.
Eli Torres
Duck and cover
Luis Cruz
How do you fuck up making bread?
Camden Harris
This, and then me and you go out together and eat pizza
Parker Watson
nigga wtf ah really? Aww hell nah. Ahh hmm okay.
Easton Peterson
>what are your last words?
...
>OH N-
Ayden Green
>You look outside, and you see a massive barrage of nukes in the distance, rapidly drawing near.
That's not how ICBMs work.
Blake Parker
Penis poppers
Wyatt Foster
Observe my breathing quietly
Blake Garcia
I wonder how many of you guys will be denying reality right up until the last second?
What else isn't real? AIDS? Space? The moon? Is this all a simulation? You give skeptics a bad name.
Jacob Diaz
May God have mercy on our souls.
Jeremiah Campbell
Putin out there trying to act crazy
youtube.com
Austin Adams
i wouldnt care because i dont live anywhere near hawaii
Levi Martin
RUN to the liquor store
STEAL liquor
DRINK liquor
Luis Jenkins
I’d grab my wife and kids and sit together in silence until oblivion claims us
Joshua Gomez
Ahh yes, the Hawaiian signal to fuck your sister.
Grayson Myers
have you seen a nuke? do you know anyone whos been affected by a nuke? has anyone ever been nuked? it's fairy tale nonsense, along with half the shit you mentioned
Ryan Adams
two more weeks
Joseph Martinez
I probably would just calmly wait. You normalized fear, which simply made us more resilient. Good job. Anyway, how's the job going, glownig?
Asher Jenkins
Leo Gomez
My last words would be: nukes don't exist, get fucked cia niggers.
Carter Rogers
Is this "nuke" in the room with us right now?
Juan Young
I screenshot it, then create a thread on pol called HAPPENING!!!. I smile as I count the (you)s and listen to the bombs fall on my house.
Kevin Morgan
I don't care what you people said. That dude did not dick his sister.
Justin Lopez
I live in the middle of nowhere. I could literally just sit on my couch and I wouldnt die lol
Ian Barnes
Never said it would be Russia.
That's what I'd like to know. I'm too weak to tell her that it sucks, though, so I pretend to eat it but I keep a secret stash of wonder bread around. I'm tired of trying to pretend like her sourdough chocolate stout beer bread with cheese and gigantic bits of green onion and fucking ginger is good.
Just fucking go with the prompt, you fucking nerd. You don't need to wow us with your expert opinions on the mechanics of nukes, just tell us your last fucking words, you god damned faggot.
Jonathan Perry
Yeah. All of that is fake.
this n this
Brody Ward
they're not real, you're replying to the wrong person.
Grayson Nguyen
I'm not getting buried in a stinking metro tunnel with a bunch of immigrants. No tunnel near where I live anyway. Gonna just put in some earplugs, wear some sunglasses and keep shitposting.
Robert Ortiz
Can I come too? I want mushroom
Ryder Rivera
>just tell us your last fucking words, you god damned faggot.
>us
Not telling the psyops team shit
Ayden Green
For the purposes of the thread, your house is specifically targeted by me, because you're that much of a faggot. Last words?
Oliver Jenkins
>fuck your sister
>the nukes were just an elaborate and expensive prank
Anthony Martin
Yes you can!
>I hug you
Mason Sanchez
>Can I come too? I want mushroom
Nicholas Powell
we're allies m8
sucks for zog tho