/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #326

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>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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so can we all agree elden ring objectively sucks dicks??

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Viva Putin.

>tasteful design
>easy to maintain
>goes forever
>large cargo space

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First for Bukhanka-chan

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first

Second for that

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No.

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Muscle girl best girl

tranny

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Babylon's Fall is unironically the better game. Shame about solo play being locked behind a PS+ sub for consoles.

I actually agree, souls games are clunky camera angles and controls that creates artificial difficulty.

Heh

Supot.

first for the heroic mayor of Cqhyiiiive

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Where is he

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I'm getting really sick of the shills shitting up this place, I've never seen it so bad.

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Why?

I don't hate the game; I just want George to FINISH HIS FUCKING BOOKS

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Shillifino spotted
What a shame

It’s so clearly new fags and bunker trannys too

>Babylon's Flop

LMAO suck more contrarian cock you colossal faggot

im the elden ring DnC anti-shill, nice to meet

Ukraine is winning, guys! They've killing over 20,000 russian invaders!

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Nice MILF tea-short

Please try to OD on estrogen.

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Amerikkka owns the world

First fir
Зa щooooo

6 feet underground

open world souls games is a fucking mistake

Zunny is how you know this thread is full of real oldfag niggas

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20,000??? why are you posting russian propaganda, the true number is over 2.5 million already

There needs to be a doujin of this.
If people ignored them they would burn out but idiots don't.

Tangina mo bisak

>We're winning on twitter

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Actually I think the number is up around 100k right about now

Kek, even reddit was cringing hard at that tattoo fag.

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Oh boy, I've already seen this plot

Well, they're good at what they do, they're provocative and get under your skin and make you want to punch them

Buhanka is not for lewd!

Don't worry! /uhg/ has it figured out

>Russia can't finance 10 days of war
>Russia will run out of fuel and food
>Russian attacks were repelled
>Ukraine will retake it
>Russians pushed back to their borders
>counter offensive soon
>remove Russian gains from the OP = they didn't happen

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It's also like literally fags from yuropoor NATO or NATO-wannabe psyops divisions.

since nothing is happening here's an interesting little video on the history of WWII jerry cans

youtube.com/watch?v=XwUkbGHFAhs

Here's the previous header. from before I sleeped, I WONDER HOW IT'S CHANGED??

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>Fighting in the city of Irpin
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>[March 5] Sources in Ukraine have claimed that a member of the delegation Kiev sent to engage in talks with Moscow earlier this week, Denis Kireev, was killed on Saturday
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev

Not much surprisingly with the exception of the Sumy thing.
I wonder why they wouldn't want you to know about Sumy...

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day of the rake can't get here fast enough

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Post yfw a niggress accidentally starts WW3.

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Yeah not really a big fan of the open world it either but it’s still fun and the classic souls like dungeons areas are still good

>thighs

HHNNNGGGGGGGG

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the odessa landings are imminent user...

I'm pretty sure they're at the gates of Moscow

Not even a hot one either

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Artemiy Ryabchuk The phantom of Ukraine is waiting to be released in his wrath shall come upon Kiev

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Pls make English “Take your meds”

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why couldnt she just wait to go back to the hood and buy it?

He's wearing yellow. Kill the jewish scum

>clunky camera angles and controls
Woman moment.

Ignore and report

>>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
Is there any video?

Well give it time and the US and Canada will have Russian internment caps WWII style.

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Why do they need custody? Send her to the zoo.

cia user here... generals are for trannies

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fuck uhg niggers. everyone who good there came to chug

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>russian soldiers are now eating each other to survive brutal -40°C ukraine winter
>russian citizens will kill putin for losing their iphones

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The lot of us will have all died of old age before George ever does that one.

the fuck is wnba? is it related to ywnbaw?

What's the next step in Putin's master plan?

>niggers thinking ahead
you don't know your niggers, do you? guess you live in NH or Montana.

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>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
missing this from the last check rentry

Women NBA.

Not yet, just news reports. The UKROP presumably got goyed though given ther supposed losses vs RU losses.
The Ukraine is (by their own admission) the single most deadly land military to ever exist in the history of organized modern warfare...

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>post the same couple of pics of dead Russians
>SEE EVERYTHING THE UKRAINE MINISTRY OF DEFENSE SAYS IS TRUE

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Napoleon, Hitler and now Putler found out the hard way NEVER invade KEEV during winter

Why did the ukos kill their own negotiator?

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People actually believe things like that.

Any Forums has increased active users starting in february with the canadian trucker shit and a massive increase after the russian invasion so it's mostly just newfriends who haven't lurked

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There are no hot women in the WNBA

Easiest way to spot a newfag or glowie is to see them seethe at her.

Crashing Ukraine

Holy shit lol I definitely belive the ukies are winning

I mean a hot niggress

When they're killing themselves faster than the Russians can...

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WITH NO SURVIVORS

LMAO hoholfriends are you for real hahahaha

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Putin kissing another man because he's a faggot

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It is 100% true, learn the awkwardness and they are easy as fuck. No idea how NPC gamers got into riding souls games dicks so hard.

dressed too good

Boзмoжнo, этo глyпый вoпpoc, нo кaк pyccкиe yчaт aнглийcкий?

>The Russian conscripts ran out of their Soviet-era rations a week ago and can't even cannibalize their 10,000 dead because they used mobile crematoriums to cover up their heavy casualties.

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Because their government is falling-apart and probably being taken-over by oligarch-aligned militias.

lmao, no fucking way this is legit.

"Woman? Not biologically achievable."

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DEM TITZ

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we don't

Saboteur.

>Mmmmm smells like banan

Sadly the English are too far gone.