AHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

WIND RIDING SUPER SPIDERS TO RAIN DOWN ON THE EAST COAST OF THE U.S. BY THE MILLIONS HOLY FUCK

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Good fuck the East coast.

apocalypse signs

As long as they aren’t niggers

Who cares? The East coast is full of fags. This should happen on the West coast too. I just wish they were venomous and would kill every single coastal fag bot.

oh god please no
turning into brazil is bad enough, if it turns into brazil with spiders i'll probably just save myself the trouble and kill myself

A SUPER SPIDER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Imagine if China rigged up a weather machine to disperse all the excess African niggers across western countries wouldn't that be unfortunate haha

>fangs too small to pierce skin
okay

>east coast
TN reporting in, already seen them. Stop being a fucking pussy

>Invasive species that eats other invasive species that other spiders will not.
>Is big pretty spooder.
calm your tits NY.

Yeah...
This.

Would unironically rather have it rain nukes than spiders

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That won't stop it from parachuting in and landing on your face

ONE FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

EDF! EDF!

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>Research further
>Japanese spider
>Spreading through eastern US
>Only know impact thus far is that they are the only spiders currently in NA that eat the invasive stink bug
>tfw based Nippon Spider eats stinky Chinese bug

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

Fuck China. Fuck globohomo. I hate the antichrist!

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All in all not a bad result, those stink bugs are all over the fuckin place. Thanks for the asist Japan

>Jorōgumo is a legendary creature in Japanese folklore. A Jorōgumo is a spider who can change her appearance into that of a beautiful woman. She seeks men to seduce, whom she then binds in her silk and devours.
It's over. Yōkai in NY

They're just garden spider. Their venom isn't deadly.
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Murder hornets and change shortage turned out to be kike fairytales just like this one. Now if we had something that would eat chink lanternflies I'd listen.

PUTIN!

Look, ok? It’s not so fucking hard to understand. Sneed has a shop that sells feed and seed. It used to be called chuck’s. Therefore, when Chuck owned the store, he sold SUCK and FUCK. Get it?

yeah I fucking hate those stink bugs
would have spiders land on my face/10

We got them back in october. there were a fuckton of em around here. the silk is extremely strong and the webs are pretty. spiders are pretty.

not really looking forward to giant flying spiders but at least they eat brown marmorated stink bugs.

Non poisonous

Wtf cares

Ugly tho

you take that back

10 foot wide webs
Fangs too small to bite
Eats 1000's of skeeters a day

Spiders like this are fren

Will the East coast learn the lesson?

It's cute.
Looks like the orb weaver.
He is welcome here.

They cute
Stop being a spider bigot. The east coast will have absolutely no mosquitoes this year

Welcome to our world
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Pic rel is not snow

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My wife would love it

>Pic rel is not snow

Yeah, it's cum.