/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #320

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>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team. He was apparently killed while resisting arrest on suspicion of treason
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev

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HATO TOHГУE MЫ AHУC.

Good morning chug!

KIOVIA DELENDA EST

sneed
these threads are fast as fuck

Vladivostok is MAORI territory

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Glory to Ukraine!

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I just took a great shit AMA

Which pieces?

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US Biolabs confirmed, Pfizer data released, you will still never be a woman

mornin' fren

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WE NEED A NEW ABKER.
do it for mother russia

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IT'S COLLAPSING!!!!

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define a great shit

>ZERO EVIDENCE RUSSIA HAS TAKEN ANY LAND IN UKRAINE

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BAYRAKTAR

What we need to do to Russia lads, and by "we" I mean NATO, is to set off several nuclear bombs in the stratosphere over Russia, thus totally knocking out all electronic and electrical systems through EMP, effectively putting them back in the Stone Age. Yes, I am fully aware this will lead to retaliatory strikes against NATO and indeed us, but that is a consequence I, for one, am totally prepared to accept. For you see lads, I fucking hate this gay earth and would love to watch its destruction by nuclear holy fire, so fucking heil Hitler, 1488, fuck niggers, fuck jannies etc, let's go. Let's fucking end this shit civilization

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>RUSSIA HAS NOT FORMED A NEW COUNTRY IN THE PAST 7 DAYS
>SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE RUSSIAN MILITARY

Easy to pass but solid, large but no pain, only needed two wipes afterwards

MAP BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY.

GIB KURILE YOU JAPAN NIGGERS

I ordered my mask to support Steinerinski's upcoming counterattack.

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>Berdyansk, Kherson and Irpin have fallen
Has this been confirmed?

Stuning and brave.

I've been turtling hard to keep the gas flowing, always worth the shit later

They got destroyed maybe 1 or 2 are left, Russia finally started using tor

>if they slow down they are weak and disorganized
>if they speed up they are monsters and Putin is a madman dictator

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>Russia didnt carpet bomb like we do
>Something is wrong

T-minus 7 minutes

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Why'd you have to lose the Russo-Japanese war russanon...

no

If you think a country that releases prisoners to fight and hands out assault rifles to citizens is winning, then you're retarded.

>I know, I'll portray myself as a blushing twink wojak, that'll show them!
You can do better than that

Man Lookner is so full of himself it's nearly endearing in a weird way

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Ask me how I know you're an NPC.
>(You Retweeted) Capture.jpg

There are rumors that Russia is going to introduce Golden ruble. Russian gov removed taxes for buying gold bullions. Do you think it’s going yo happen? Or some cringe shit like cryptogold will be implemented instead?

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>keep the gas flowing
nordstream 3

I stand with Ukraine. Do you like my new tattoo?

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Berdyansk and Kherson are old news, Irpin is unconfirmed

OPEN UP THE ODESSA FRONT ALREADY PUTIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT MILITARY BEACH LANDING KINO

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Post your rare lookners by the way

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>Y-YOU TOLD ME WE WERE WINNING, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8IXMIqz-bGw&ab_channel=GKillFan

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if it does happen its the end of Putin
he is going to be suicided

>THEY ARE JUST HAVING A LITTLE PAUSE!

it's not me fucking retard

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Lol the script makes no sense

because perfidious albion build ships for the
nips

Yes, very nice.

Buy an Azov one and an Azov shirt so you wear the black sun in public and Nazi symbolism and watch NPCs call you stunning and brave

It’s what happens when you retards huff an eceleb’s farts

how will lookner cope when RUS invests more cities tonight?

i dont see it as cringe. if the dolar collapses, we all would be free. specially argentina. You to jap bro; you are going to be free. Destroy de coin.

>generation kill
Very based, Nemanja. I've been thinking of a Russian version of generation kill except it's the boys taking Kharkov. Open to further input from other anons

You better check for skin cancer.

They didn't occupy anything you jerk, that's fake news they're just passing through and posing with protesters obviously

when this is over whats going to be the next happening?

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What happened to old times war? Why nobody wants land anymore? It was all about expanding the empire and now US cucked you hard right? Do something retards we giving you a chance RIGHT NOW

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Nah it definitely is. /uhg/ or reddit might be a better place for you.

As a general rule of thumb, a person can survive without water for about 3 days

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Still resisting

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russian saboteurs btfo by azov tribesmen, how will putin ever recover

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>there are people out there who will unironically buy these
>there are people out there who will unironically buy more than one of these
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Indeed, a basket of currencies is better.

how will you cope when the russians retreat in a few days?
of course you'll deny everything like all the other edgy fags right?

COPE mutt

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the beach is mined to the brim. they need to take kiev and the rest of east ukraine.
once that is done, then the landing is going to happen.

They surrendered

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Thanks! It goes great with my new shirt.

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>Berdyansk, Kherson
4 days ago
>Irpin
some photos appeared of ruski soldiers with a tank in the city

>perfidious albion
beware der ewige anglo

Live action coping

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Someone explain what kotel is and or means? I’m retarded

HOW FUCKED IS KEIV

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>tarkov

Is this the same logic niggers use that say white people like me shouldn't be allowed to use the word nigger?

Never watched a Lookner stream before, but it’s also possible he has to support Ukraine or risk being kicked off the platform. Though he does look like a huge fag and probably supports Ukraine anyway

mother of god... they are fucking savages

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It definitely meets all of the new requirements.

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Wait Tarkov is a real place?

they've been preparing for that since the first round of sanctions in 2014/15. Russia over $500 billion dollars worth of gold so its not really a rumor, they're ditching the dollar

kettle / cauldron, aka they're encircled

More like pidorasi albion

>MЫ AHУC
Mы тoжe.

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Post the webm where his literally foaming at the mouth while reeeee'ing

kotel is /sg/ slang for encirclement

why is his 1st armpit airbrushed

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sorry i'm late , can i get a quick map update

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Ty, shit makes a lot more sense now

I think we all deserve some years of nothing burguers and shit 3rld world wars once this finish

I think it was February 27 when there was basically zero Russian movement for a day until suddenly the took large swaths of land. I think that's what happening again.

Imagine someone makes these but all profit goes to Russian army.

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>faggot OP not linking to new bread when old bread reaches bump limit

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Well you can support Ukraine and still think they'll end up getting their asses kicked, he seems to have completely bought the "Russia military is collapsing" narrative, although he's hiding behind a thin "I'm not a military expert" disclaimer

based, reality pilled. Human supremacy pilled. Black pilled. Eat the dead, kill and use animals, destroy anything non human

there was a ceasefire, russia today said it will continue offensive because ukraine doesn't let civilians leave

experts (twitter users)
evidence (likes)

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Shelling at 4:20, blaze it

NAZI BROS. AMAZON SHOA'D THEIR AZOV SHIRTS.
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I literally hate that word. "Kyiv", fucking kyeyif, it's so unnatural when I'm trying to pronounce it I want to barf. QB

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I don't have that many rare lookners :(

i stand with ukraine too

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no, this is how bad the media

clown world

Finland will unite the horsemen against the sailors. It has been revealed.

>SOURCES

cheers mate , that strip around moldova in chinks map is fake ? i think lukachenko leaked the plan in a tv broadcast

Does it matter than the US has 5x the gold reserves as does Russia?

>KNN BACK WITH LOOKNER AND POKER

>youtu.be/Myauay_RIFI

>checks number
>its yaoi
What does it actually mean? Dont tell me it means what I just found.

its not as Generation kill but its a great movie
A guy comes back from the war in Chechnya only to be followed by his 2 dead comrades as ghosts
youtu.be/ty2K7R6O7Lg

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...

youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA.

Isn't it supposed to be pronounced "Keef"?

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The Russians are also incinerating what's left of the bodies to cover up their tens of thousands of war dead.

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>strip around moldova
It's russian peacekeepers in Transnistria

>Hey, girl, wanna go to my place? No? That’s fine, after all, I am not an expert on females

admiral alexei stukov has fallen in the attempt
to land in odessa

arent they shelling enough already

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Good morning sirs!. Any updates ?

>if you only you knew how bad things really are

qwhats wrong with that nigga, is not sleeping finally getting to him

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That's a claim and Fort Knox hasn't been audited. For all we know, there's no gold there.
This is the basic problem with gold and why countries managed to kill the gold standard for private citizens in WW1, and for states in 1971.

Damn

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NM I found it

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Good morning sir i hate the gays

Despite what I'm seeing on the news. Slavs love war. it's in their DNA. of course they put on a fake sad face for the TV but deep down they like it.

no is the reason why Moldova niggers arent in nato, there was a war there check it out on wiki

High on coke

alright , i hate the antichrist

The Russian(?) mail order bride I'm talking to said she's from Aleksandrovsk. Any bets on which one she's talking about? Also, worth it to import foreign wife?

The funny thing about these two is that they weren't lesbian they pretended for American degenerates while the short dark haired singer told Russian media that if her son was a faggot she would off disown him

That's Transnistria.

It's pronounced Khh-eev. Anglos can't even make the î sound.

>ACK...

Heavy Russian losses

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My sides
Can only take
So much

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hahhaahahaha

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Its Kiev, in russian aka normal language. Check Google Translate if you want to know how cockholes pronounce it. Disgusting.

Having a gay son is different than having a gay daughter

Do you at least know what she looks like?

Dear lord thank you

what are some good serbian movies? only ones i've seen are

sr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heпpијaтeљ_(филм_из_2011)
sr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Лeпa_ceлa_лeпo_гope

what matters is that the dollar will lose its influence, Russia won't be only country going the gold standard China will join after and any country that is willing to trade with China and Russia will have to use their currency instead of the dollar

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Kek

Lol, globohomo toying with our childhood.

rainbow azov logo when?
would reddit fall for it?

DEAD ZOG BOTS

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KEEEEEK.

He's cocaine druggie. Rumored since long ago, confirmed now.

>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING

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good job pavlo that's 4 now just another few hundred thousand more and you might have a chance of winning

DOES Russia even still have a chance of winning?

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reminder to support the official poo of /chug/. they make westerncucks seethe

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Get some new material.

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F. Soldiers don't deserve disrespect. They just go where they're told to go to kill and die.

They have like 500 su 30 planes lol

Idk these nazi larper freaks are just sad little losers. They need some type of father figure due to some psychosis. Look at they flock to nazi leaders like hitler and his nazi cronies. Look at how they worship putin. Putin isnt even a nazi thank g-d, bit these losers still love him all the same. What sad little nazi men they are, but dont worry no one likes nazis. Nazis get punched and beaten to death and people laugh and cheer for more. They deserve it too, literally, i have zero sympathy for nazis. Fuck they are just so sad you know? And they use that. Watch out nazis are the same guys that would chuck you into a shower and run gas instead of water and they would laugh while they did it. Fucking sickos.
I am so tired of nazi shit here and at least all this putin shit is clearing them out. Fuck putin but he is ousting the nazis so he is pit of line but he is right.

>BBC
It’s BКC, ukies are mentally challenged

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>Sees Russia investing major cities
>RUSSIAN MILITARY IS COLLAPSING

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definitely cocaine

Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, /чaг/

this...been waiting for days. Russian cucks do suicide helicopter and para landings but NOT SUICIDE BEACH LANDINGS' Shame on you ruskies.

guys i knew it wouldn't be easy but HOLY FUCK russian army is getting TOTALLY FUCKED. shit i wasn't expecting this kind of humiliation from the supposed 2 military superpower

yeah but why do chinks map highlight it in current events ?

Bodies of dead russians and pows coming from ukraine daily. YOUR NEXT

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They're pretty fun to watch at and just call out the shills with no stops

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retard pilot drives low so he gets in range of stingers, apparently, russia doesn't have many smart bombs...

Are you guys going to annex the eastern Half of Ukraine and give the Western Half of Ukraine to Transnistria?

>heavy
fucking hell people never seen a war and it shows

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