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the things i could experience for a million dollars man
a literal drop in the bucket for gooberments and fuckhueg corporations
maybe i should just learn a trade already

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I pick both
what now?

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you can't do that you fucker...

I never go on twatter, faceberg, jewtube, shitstagram or any of that fucking garbage and I never ever in my entire life would have seen this video ever were it not for Any Forums posting this fucking garbage in my fucking board. Why is Any Forums like this?

Fucking kill yourself.

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I am from reddit, how can I upvote this ? I relate to it on a spiritual level
SLAVA UKRAINI!

The worst thing to come from capeshit is now every real world event will be compared to it.

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that pretty much sums up the mentality of the west

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wtf i'm straight now

I could feel the cringe going up my spine

This.
>just don't watch it if you don't like it, bro
Yeah, I'm trying, but it is pretty hard when faggots keep inserting it into fucking everything.

Whiter than you

Grow. THE FUCK. Up.

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we're so fucked, satan.

Powerful, yet brave

>if a nigger tries to steal your car you shouldn't shoot them, no property is worth a human life
*Putin tries to steal the Ukraine*
>it is time now to bury the land in corpses such that the enemy's pile of corpses is larger than our pile of corpses, no expense of human life can be spared

> Why is Any Forums like this?
because retards like you keep seething

lol

>2020: Grog Flerd and fiery but mostly peaceful protesting
>2021: covid has plandemic
>2022: WW3

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Sorry but my smooth brain can't handle the complexity of the metal guy fighting the big purple guy while making funny quips.

This has to be fake

fockin' hell

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Ohhhhh
Now I get the war

Why would it be fake?

Please be fake

>I think the impact of superheroes on popular culture is both tremendously embarrassing and not a little worrying. While these characters were originally perfectly suited to stimulating the imaginations of their twelve or thirteen year-old audience, today’s franchised übermenschen, aimed at a supposedly adult audience, seem to be serving some kind of different function, and fulfilling different needs.

>Primarily, mass-market superhero movies seem to be abetting an audience who do not wish to relinquish their grip on (a) their relatively reassuring childhoods, or (b) the relatively reassuring 20th century. The continuing popularity of these movies to me suggests some kind of deliberate, self-imposed state of emotional arrest, combined with an numbing condition of cultural stasis that can be witnessed in comics, movies, popular music and, indeed, right across the cultural spectrum. The superheroes themselves—largely written and drawn by creators who have never stood up for their own rights against the companies that employ them, much less the rights of a Jack Kirby or Jerry Siegel or Joe Schuster—would seem to be largely employed as cowardice compensators, perhaps a bit like the handgun on the nightstand.

I find it really helps to think of it like the Ukrainians are the good guys team and the Russians are the bad guys team

Still better than Putler

Honestly... no. No, it's not.

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>I haven’t read any superhero comics since I finished with Watchmen. I hate superheroes. I think they’re abominations. They don’t mean what they used to mean. They were originally in the hands of writers who would actively expand the imagination of their nine- to 13-year-old audience. That was completely what they were meant to do and they were doing it excellently. These days, superhero comics think the audience is certainly not nine to 13, it’s nothing to do with them. It’s an audience largely of 30-, 40-, 50-, 60-year old men, usually men. Someone came up with the term graphic novel. These readers latched on to it; they were simply interested in a way that could validate their continued love of Green Lantern or Spider-Man without appearing in some way emotionally subnormal. This is a significant rump of the superhero-addicted, mainstream-addicted audience.

Based

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so, who would Captain Marvel be?

Who said these quotes?

>ghost of kyiv

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youtube.com/watch?v=kgOSrw9Q8rc

Behold, the pederasty of modern Ukraine.

ahhhh the last subtitle is sooo cringe

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Is that actually somehow not obvious?

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I hate Marvelfags so fucking much. I just want to scalp one, just one and that would make up for this video.

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>if we can't protect Ukraine

Wow, such defeatism.

I don't even know who that is. I don't generally listen to what famous people say outside of their work.

Welcome to Any Forums, Niggers can stay at the door

>>if we can't protect Ukraine
>
>Wow, such defeatism.
i noticed that part too