Be swedish in 1912

>be swedish in 1912
>50% chance you die before age of 5
>start working at age 9
>daily fist fights throughout childhood
>get married at 16 to neighbour girl
>never have sex with anyone else
>have 10 children
>half of them die
>work every day for 16 hours
>highlight of the week is church on sunday
>hate the king because he's a "french faggot"
>have painting of Nils Dacke next to painting of Jesus
>consume infinite amounts of vodka and cigarettes
>die at age 41
This is what you are get without "modernity" and "globalism". This is what a "traditional" life is. Fucking idiots.

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Sounds cozy. Why would I want to live to 80, wageslaving for ZOG?

Return to monke

OP was probably riding a dildo as he was typing this out. Loser.

Literally everything you just mentioned is a positive.
I do not wish to coexist with a person with such as yourself.

You're so wrong on so many levels,it's insane. Also you will never be a woman.

Don't listen to this despicable NATO whore. This is what weakness does to what previously could be considered humans.

You can’t measure that amount of love and strength pussy

I find it curious that the people who want for tradition are never willing to give up their conveniences and larp from their iPhones

>swedish people in 1912 live like how rednecks in the midwest live today except instead there is no religion and you work at walmart and your wife has sex with other people and you have to pay child support and sleep in a 1997 silverado

Yes, things were shit before, things are shit now. They had God and purpose, we have comfort and distractions. Shit before, shit now, shit after. It will never get better.

>rednecks in the midwest
Detroit, Chicago, Minneapolis, St Louis, Milwaukee, there's your Midwest mutt. Stop larping.

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Technology is developed through free market capitalism conditions, not globohomo communism

In short:
>be happy
>reproduce
I wish I were a Swedish farmer in 1912.

And free market capitalism leads to globohomo communism, can't you tell?

>I wish I were a Swedish farmer in 1912
You can live like one right now. You won't though, because that would require not using the internet.

>in 1912
Um, it's not 1912, downsie.

>be swedish in 1912

immigrate to america
move to minneasota
"what, it's not cold. you've never seen cold."

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If I unplug my ethernet cable, I get to be a Swedish farmer in 1912?

So many things wrong moron, your stupidity is the reason why your country is dying

That's the first and easiest step. Can you even do that much?

Most people who moved to Minnesota were from southern Sweden and Minnesota gets colder.

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say thanks to YOUR NOBILITY

You'll actually have it easier, you won't have to work 16 hour days. Just go live in some rural place and do whatever you want.

>be Swedish in 2022
>50% chance your parents decide you're "trans" and inject you with tranny hormones before age of 5
>start primary school in "multicultural" district at age 6
>daily beatings by tanned Swedes throughout childhood
>loses anal virginity at 16 to Somali refugee "boy" twice your age
>never have sex with women because they're all chasing BBC and soliciting sex work is a felony in Sweden
>never have children
>subscribe to Onlyfans and Vtuber channels for the illusion of companionship
>work 40 hours a week in a cubicle for a soulless transnational
>highlight of the week is mandatory diversity seminar at your workplace
>hate the government because they're all "globohomo faggots"
>have Marvel movie posters next to your Funko Pop collection
>consume infinite amounts of vodka and Xanax
>die at age 80 alone and demented in a nursing home staffed by tanned ex-convicts
Woah, such human progress. Much science.

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Okay, I tried it. Did I do something wrong? Where's my farm, my wife and my ten children?

>why isn't this instantaneous like in my fortnite?
This zoomer mentality and inability to accept delayed gratification is precisely why you'd fail. Embrace modernity, it's the only thing that keeps people like you alive.

You have to build the farm and convince someone to marry you like the guy in OP's image did.