/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #316

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>[March 5] Sources in Ukraine have claimed that a member of the delegation Kiev sent to engage in talks with Moscow earlier this week, Denis Kireev, was killed on Saturday
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
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>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
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I like coming here

Nothing ever happens

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE'S A MONKEY OP IMAGE EVERYONE PLEASE IGNORE MONKEY

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Q knew this

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Poor Ukraine, lmfao

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Go Russia

HATO TOHГУE MЫ AHУC.

I'm warning you. Merge with /uhg/ NOW

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God why is there propaganda so SHIT

>ZA SHTOOOOOOOOOO
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>Massive stacks of Ukranian equipment captured
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>Ukrainian base captured in Kherson
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>Undead enjoying their vacation in Ukraine
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>Russian equipment allegedly destroyed
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>Abandoned Ukr. ammo depot near Kherson
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>Ukraine Tank btfo
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>Russian Helicoptor btfo
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>Undead soldier finds stolen treasure
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>British Journal-ACK! ACK! ACK!
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>DPR Troops absolutely destroy Ukraine forces /uhg/ seething
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>Undead Army Storms Police Station
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>Buhanka Sited
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>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
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>Russian Drones in Action
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>Ukraine live like W*iteoid in cave
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>Abandoned and destroyed Ukraine vehicles and equipment
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>The troops of Russia and the People's Militia of the LPR met in Novoaydar.
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>War Crimes
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>Kino
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shill thread, will someone make a real one without monkey pic?

Need banana

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Nobody cares

The left can't meme.

>Ring ring ring Banana Phone
That's one handsome monkey, reminds me of that one monkey that women would go and stare at in asia or somewhere because they thought it was sexy. Fucking women, not even once.

What kind of pic would you prefer

The point is he is a Chad in this one which nullifies the shilling ones mate

This monkey shit is such an unnatural forced meme Jesus Christ. May Saint Constantine help these retards find intelligence.

Z

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dont even know why people get triggered by the monke
putin is a cuck who cares

Well, I knew this 3 or 4 years before Q existed so there must be a yiddish gematria decode in there somewhere. If that doesn't work convert it hexidecimal and try again before making anagrams.

were going to have based discussion in this thread and there is nothing you can do about it you shitskinned yellow fever cuckold

2 Hours 1 minute till SHOWTIME
2 Hours 1 minute till SHOWTIME
2 Hours 1 minute till SHOWTIME

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lmao this, what dumb fags

It's a chad monkey

how long does he have? he either gets captured/killed by russian forces, gets killed by one of his own men, gets killed by some random territorial fighter or escapes to Poland

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>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
What's she saying besides fuck Zelensky?

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If you didn't get the mRNA gene therapy, you dodged a bullet.

twitter.com/TJ0059/status/1500152125673910276?cxt=HHwWiMC5_Z-aztEpAAAA

>queues Wagner

ZNEED

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NOBODY CARES

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what is supposed to happen then?

Literal nothingburger as usual

Honestly reminds me of bronies back in the day when they'd spam their cringe horse faggotry everywhere

dont mind me

what will happen?

You forgot the fourth option, he cross dresses and offers his butthole as payment for protection

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What's supposed to happen in 2 hours?

we cant do anything because he so chad

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ADD MORE NIGGER
ADD MORE NIGGER
ADD MORE NIGGER

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kys

Man Zelensky really fucked up Putin came here and fucked our airport up, Zelensky fucked around and found out

pureblood here
fuck these fools

Do you get paid more if there are more unique IPs in your NATO/breadtuber shill thread?

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What does it say when even Any Forums is no longer a suitable place to express non conforming opinions?
With the deathshot it was already bad enough, with dozens of, I wouldn't say literal shills, but conforming individuals/normalfags spamming at you whenever you voiced dissent, but the current situation in Ukraine has 90% of the board literally side with the MSM and flavor of the month Orthodoxy.
I think the last 2 years buckbroke most people on this board too, it's looking ogre

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Zelensky aggrod Putin so he blew up my fucking airport why the fuck do we live here blyat I hate Zelensky

I need a hero

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blood clotting is a social construct

kekd this is just amazing

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he will bail if there is any risk of russians getting to him
hes literally hiding in a city somewhere not on the front lines

its not organic posting, its paid shilling and you got psyopped

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>blew up my fucking airport
Wut? When? Where?

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new kino from Chechens

Gracias

Wat?

Monke

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RUS has been quiet for 24 hours, regrouped. understandingwar.org/backgrounder/explainer-russian-conscription-reserve-and-mobilization

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W-what will happen?

files.catbox.moe/3u0vou.mp4

For youMore effort than any monkeposter ever put in.

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I aint clicking on that shit nigga, webm it

Zelensky teased Putin and now Putin has blown up our airport. Only Zelensky is to blame. Run away from Ukraine, fuck this stupid country. All bye.

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its paid shill yawn

The kike is desperate.
files.catbox.moe/q44vbh.mp4

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The ceasefire probably continues until Monday dude.

what's going through his head right now?

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After trying out both uhg is pretty Reddit

Lads I'm from /uhg/ and I'm not going to lie to you, the Ukranians seem to be uploading WAY more disgusting shit and saying outrageous stuff borderline war criminal shit.. Why do they do it?

>Post dead Russian pictures to parents back home
>Make countless videos mocking the dead and pictures too

This war seems like it's going to go Pacific War tier very soon

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I don't like niggers

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Look guys am fighting jews by stealing google money it's 1 dollar for three months am I based already?

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Why I almost saw it as Tel Aviv?

Saved

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see

The next offensive. The major RUS happenings have all started at 4am. understandingwar.org/backgrounder/explainer-russian-conscription-reserve-and-mobilization

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They had ads on London buses a few months ago:
>children get strokes too
:^)

Ouch. Where did you find that video?

it is because they are non frens

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A bullet

In your language it's called "cope".

same thing happened during Armenia conflict

stop falling for it you retard

My fucking sides

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Shoo shoo, back to your propaganda circlejerk thread, neoliberal.

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Because they are sore losers

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Tel Avyiv?

they are trying to psyop you because the ukrainians are losing badly

Unless COVID killed you

Well that isn't true. The board is being flooded by globohomo shills. Actual posters do not believe the globohomo narrative.

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Visited /k/ first time in a while and holy shit the amount of globohomo cocksucking faggots coping how Ukraine is winning.

every atrocity in history has happened from "good" guys killing "evil"

Merge

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>its paid shilling
some of it, but the majority isn't.
People posting 8yo pictures (seen the timestamps= screeching for Ukraine or whatever the tv tells them.
I've observed this phenomenon on other boards too during the scamdemic, alot of them are recent immigrants, but it would seem even many or possibly the majority of historic posters got conned with Covbit psyops and now most of them with the UKR psyop, no doubt in part thanks to the mental damage the former caused

kek

So their ultimate goal is to turn it into hebrew.

they're gonna have a mental breakdown when ukraine is fully occupied.

telling people to go suicide while he is in a bunker somewhere
what a jew

kek

also is it true that ukrainian launched a missile to a russian city?

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>get on the ground you russian scum

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If they always attack at the same time, won't the Ukrainians eventually come to anticipate it?

How come the Chechens have nicer uniforms and equipment than the main Russian troops?

wtf are all these zeroes and ones?!

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Yeah, /k/ is off limits until the war ends +week.

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but your link says nothing about it

It was their own city.

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It's been off for 9 hours already because hohols were not cooperating

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really hope putin doesn't go full retard and lets hohols to get away with it with just neutrality guarantees
i want a full puppet state, or at the very least 50% of ukrainian territory lost

there's no going back now, russia is already demonized and already sanctioned to hell
might as well stop holding back

Jelly, I want an aks-74u so fucking bad

What will be the next step of the jew?

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You clearly are not big brained enough

Russia takes over towns. cities, nuclear power plants.
>Losing
Ukraine blows up a BMP and shoots down a Helicopter
>Winning

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>muh biolabs
how do you guys fall for this shit?

>If you can read this you have an IQ above 80.
Can you take over baking? I’m tired and need sleep.

>Sorry user, just go to sleep. Omnissiah bless you.

that's not true though, and you're coping if you genuinely think that see:

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Guys, I'm actually worried. These losses are not sustainable for Russia. This is Kharkov which is right on the border too.

twitter.com/Blue_Sauron/status/1500187804936118277?s=20&t=uTWU4qC0O6jEVvpdan9X6A

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Based kiwi

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this feels like a comment section between 50yo boomers

its real

Last time I went there was years ago, I saw a bunch of furry and faggot shit so I noped out of there. /k/ now is a far cry from the days of willis comics and other neat shit.

Steinernsky is going to launch his counter-offensive and push the Russians back to Donbass.

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this is the most boring war ever... Even the favelas fight are more entertaining

it's vaushtards doing it. Most have lost their humanity to the cocktail of psychiatric drugs they take.

So once Ukraine inevitably concedes to Russia what happens next? The country gets carved up and everyone just gets on with shit?

Threadly reminder: If the world keeps intervening against Russia, it will be nuclear death.

Desperation, they are barely scoring any battlefield victories, Russia hasn't ceded any territory since the invasion began, Ukraine has lost its entire airforce and much of its brass has gone AWOL (seriously there's plenty of testimony regarding this from Ukrainian troops, they're being told to go up against armored columns with AKs or just run away from Russian troops on foot).

Lol is this monkey meme giving anyone else 'trump is a cheeto' vibes?

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Kek I know fren, but thanks anyway

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