Reveals Putin's warplans in national television

>reveals Putin's warplans in national television
>doesn't actually commit his troops
>leaks intelligence to Ukraine
>won't become Russian client state
>joins EU as certified dictator
All according to plan

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How does he keep getting away with it?

Him being a retard might actually just be an act.

Belarus is basically Italy

>won't become Russian client state
Russia will become the client state of Belarus in the end kek

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Based

Honestly I'll piss myself laughing if true. Belarus and China egging russia on to do something stupid and then backstab

>>won't become Russian client state
you're dreaming

no

The funniest thing is that this bus driver actually things Putin is actually going to let him and his country be independent LOL

White countries really have no sense of loyalty and it's futile to have an alliance with them.

belarusian forces left the ukrainian border yesterday. they keep telling the russians that they're not ready yet and ignoring their requests.
90% of belarusian citizens don't support the war (and they have ~15% of ethnic russians). he doesn't want to get killed by his own army.

>i'd piss myself laughing if this fantasy I had were true and I wasn't about to get into a fuel shortage as a Russian client state
lol

>bus driver
do they really tell you that?

yeah i underestimated this boomer. he's based

Indeed the difference being that Italian women don’t have moustaches.

>joins EU as certified dictator
no

He's retarded

He looks like a bus driver look at his moustache

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spain did it for 40 or 50 years

>I had
I didnt start this thread favela monke go back

Big if true; a real "Garbo the Spy" -esque tale

cry about it bitch

The fuck? lol no

>won't become Russian client state
I like your sense of humour, Pekka.
Nice bait btw.

Maduro WAS a bus driver, also has a moustache

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>Mediterranean women
>not hairy
you could have picked a better example

Maduro has a gay Amsterdam nightclub moustache. Nothing compared to the chad public transport moustache of lukashenko.

Okay dude I did my research.

Portugal: most women have moustaches
Greece/Soain fifty fifty
Turkey: No sexual diformism women look exactly like men including beard
All those sand countriea: can’t tell because I don’t have X ray vision but Italian women do NOT have moustaches and if they do only in Palermo.