/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #312

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>Fighting in the city of Irpin
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>[March 5] Sources in Ukraine have claimed that a member of the delegation Kiev sent to engage in talks with Moscow earlier this week, Denis Kireev, was killed on Saturday
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev

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twitter.com/Ozkok_A/status/1500200491686498305
youtube.com/watch?v=mbEzDxbOyZ0
youtube.com/watch?v=KGZUPaJpWRQ
youtube.com/watch?v=chXYL4Jm0G8
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new Mommy pic

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Reminder that by even Ukrain's estimate of losses, and wikipedia's road cope estimate of territory gains Russia's invasion is on par with any other rapid invasion in recent history. This also includes Russia's advance slowing down several times due to ceasefires for negotiations.
If you use more reasonable estimates for losses and actually gains not roadcope they've outperformed everyone. You don't have to believe a single Russian MoD or shill claim to verify this.

Any "military expert" that comes out calling this operation a "disaster" because of a couple downed aircraft and vehicles very clearly doesn't understand aggressive maneuver warfare or military operations in general. This is at worst an average performance.

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>Real map
>inb4 pushing a singular tank 30 km past our lives driven by drunk ivan is the same as conquering 1,000 sq km

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HATO TOHГУE MЫ AHУC.

Mommy

Zutin won

AHИME

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>OH N-

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why doesn't putin just fast track the nuclear deal with iran to put pressure on america

Who is she?

>Here are your "white" Ukrainian refugees bro

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Weird how hohols had NO problem posting normal maps at the beginning of the war

God almighty

bbc.com/news/newsbeat-60593791

-IGGER

Thank you user. I am going bed. Goodnight chug bros.

Holy /k/ope batman

JUST A REMINDER
Today is the date when Putin should go bankrupt according to the media.

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Thank you for baking, Bulgaria bro.

Reposting it because I’m proud. When asked about the Reddit Tranny Brigade, all my gf had to say about it was, lets see them try and see if the Russians respect their pronouns when they are in a ditch, and that at least in this way they will be filtered from our societies.

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ITS OVER

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>yes Ukraine is losing more towns and cities but did you see that Russian helicopter get taken out?! that means they're winning!

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So where's the Ukrainian army?

can some give little Katyusha a Z, please?

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I mean, this isn't a conquering like 19th century style. No one gives a shit about villages.

Holy mother of cope, there are even arrows appearing out of nowhere. Russians invented teleportation?

he should just publicly announce that he'll sell nukes to Iran unless israel drops sanctions, the seethe would be infinite

THE COWARD OF KYIV

>show map of captured roads as a cope
>map doesnt even show major roads of ukraine
what the fuck

the soon Queen of Any Forums once she announces her allegiance to Putin

If only she had that rack, I would pay some attention to her and what she has to say.

Goodnight Indiabro. Rest well.

UKRAINE IS KILL!
UKRAINE IS KILL!
It's over Ukraine bros
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/putin-threatens-ukraine-loss-statehood

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So you 2014-2016 fuckers, How long till barrier squads with Maxims like in 15?

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the thread's theme youtu.be/dBLPKhPWiyQ

why do hohols think shit like pic related is in any way funny? I've been spammed this shit so much it's unreal, do they realise it just strengthens our will to defeat globoomo when they come up with juvenile shit like this? this so-called "meme" makes me so mad it makes me want to personally cave in the heads of some ukrainian children myself

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On reddit, but mostly twitter

Thanks for baking.
Interesting, how many anons here got the bottle joke?

Belgorod being hit by explosions?

twitter.com/Ozkok_A/status/1500200491686498305

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There is hope for France, nice gf.

>if you don't have troops in every square inch of a territory you can't say you control it

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Did Any Forums going full zunny last night gigatrigger the glowie jannies here?

Mommy

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youtube.com/watch?v=mbEzDxbOyZ0

i didn't...has something to do with the branding of the bottle?

Doesn't help that half of the regular Ukrainian army is in the Donbass sitting on their hands while Zelensky hands out AKs to freed criminals and randos off the street.

Fresh OC.

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Jesus christ, apart from tradcaths almost no women are like that

The Coward of Kjóward. Also known as the skeever of Keever.

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Meme is too forced. Shills just spam this shit everywhere.

Why is she so cute...

chug is comfy
i see chug i click

Kek, I love that webm

Scamma

It's about where this bottle will go.

It's actually good to see that my enemy is this stupid. Thing that I don't like is democracy, where I'm seen equal as these retards.

A little guitar music for the camp fire.
youtube.com/watch?v=KGZUPaJpWRQ

>NO FLARES?

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SOVL

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good point lmao

>no Viola route
>no Olga route
Sad.

It's funny cause it triggers you

I went to /uhg/ I thought maybe we were the shills, holy fucking 80 IQ.
Even the ones agreeing with me are brain damaged and try to disagree with me while reiterating my point

I don't. Educate me.

>"From: Secretary of the National Security Council of Ukraine
>To: Minister of Community and Territorial Development Chernyshev A.M.
>Dear Alexei Mikhailovich!
>I wish to inform you, that based on the situation on March 4, 2022, more than 40% of the territory of Ukraine is occupied and controlled by divisions of the Armed Forces of Russia.
>Civilian population is continuing to hastily flee the country (based on the situation on March 4, 2022, more than 180 thousand persons).
>More than 75% of the military potential of the Ukrainian Armed Forces has been destroyed.
>There is a sharp conflict between "Azov" [Nazi—translator's note] battalions and the Ukrainian Armed Forces. The nationalist battalion no longer obeys orders.
>We do not expect any real military help for Ukraine from the side of NATO.
>In consideration of the above, I ask you to attend a closed extraordinary meeting...
>/Signed/ Alexei Danilov"

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Well I had to redpill her on alot of things so there’s that too. But they do exist.

Odds: throw some Zs
Evens: fap to Z first

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Thank you. Saved.

Comfy, saved

And, it's state sponsored spam.

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The point of it is to make you mad, not to be funny. It reminds me of those potato Trump pictures, except those at least looked a little funny.

Kadyrov made such a threat? I know that some oppositionists in Chechnya got the bottle treatment, i have even seen a video once.

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Having such a gf is a real blessing. Word of advice though: if any men wearing scrubs will offer you pills, do not take them, or you gonna lose her.

Guys, can someone update me what happened with the Chechens? At some point there was a claim going around that their leader was dead. Is he really or did he respawn?

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>Well I had to redpill her on alot of things so there’s that too. But they do exist.
Good work man, hope you get to keep her. A shitskin doesn't deserve a grill like that

What's the problem? His mother wanted to stay.

>Imagine visiting Any Forums for anything other than cny

why so many aircrafts reported destroyed, today? did a little air battle took place?

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Any more pictures from the Donetsk front?

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HAHAHA HOLY COPE HOHOL NIGGERS RUSSIA WILL WIN. WE HATED HOHOLS SO MUCH FOR YEARS ITS UNREAL. WE WOULD RATHER EAT GRASS FOR 100 NEXT YEARS THAN SURRENDER TO THAT JEW. UKRAINE WILL BE NO MORE. I HATE JEWS I HATE ANTICHRIST AND I HATE ZOOMERS GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOTS

and he bankrupted - Russia's national bank has stopped paying interest from national bonds, game over.
Bonus: - closed stock exchange
- currency restrictions
- ruble fucked
etc etc

fiery but mostly peaceful coups of democratically elected governments

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It was BS as usual. Some Chechens are fighting around Mariupol and others are on the outskirts of Kiev waiting for orders.

youtube.com/watch?v=chXYL4Jm0G8

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18 month old got got in Mariupol. Stupid fucks running that town didn't allow for a humanitarian corridor and want to see this happen for the media.
Fucking idiots. They're going to make a bunch of innocents die to guilt the west.
Why the fuck are there even civilians in Mariupol at this point?!?!?!?!?

Based

his anus?

no air battles took place, the hohols just make it up and western media runs with it

It’s so fucking weird to see a historical film full of europeans
It actually feels wrong

Igla mostly. Such is love, such is war.
Only 1300 aircraft
1,013,500 Infantry
89,200 vehicles left to go...

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Why hasn't there been a single counteroffensive against any of these armored zerg rushes that have cut off half of Ukraine from resupply?
Either the Ukrainian army has given up or it has been neutered.

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Hey, didn't America do all that during Gamestop?

>Guys, can someone update me what happened with the Chechens? At some point there was a claim going around that their leader was dead. Is he really or did he respawn?
there was an link archive in earlier /chugs/ with titles like "Undead do this" "Zombies take out military base etc"

They seem very much alive mate, based on those videos..

I remember being in for like 50 threads before happening and 400 after. It was +- neutral at the beggining, but shills lost all their sanity after that. I cant go back there by now, its glowing too hard.

They captured some good AA like Tor.

Fucking NATO bombing Belgrade again because of Russia support

>if any men wearing scrubs will offer you pills,
I’m unaware of this, what do you mean

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They respawned and apparently took out a huge Ukrainian base with over 2500 troops by themselves.

Here's a video of them showing the loot
files.catbox.moe/0lbtbq.mp4

Hoholistan must fall.

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mc val is based and qt

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lel, it's probably why it had a shit tonne of dislikes before youtube removed them. The shitskins and leftist drones are seething over that video for some reason.

>Not paying denbs
>Bad
It lowers the stress on Russian government.

Indeed, /chug/ is so comfy these days

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>. Energodar itself encircled
i thought it had been taken?

That's it /chug/ I'm channeling my Divine Sparks and calling upon Gozer to defeat you

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>are ya winning son?

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We'll fight to the last hohol

sauce, please and thank you
especially for "national bank has stopped paying interest from national bonds"

>the Ukrainian army

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They do integrate well, because they learn the language easily. It's the largest obstacle for immigrants in Finland

Gentlemen, a toast to the Glowie and the retard for his efforts! They try hard so we don't have to...

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This cobflict made me realize that many people are a lot more redpilled than they let on
A girl, who I thought was 100% woke liberal, few days ago said to me “Zelensky must be really happy, because slavs are killing each other”

>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
you forgot to say that russians fled from Energodar

Don't worry. Just keep yourself hydrated and your helmet tight

He's saying don't take the anti-psychotic meds.

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Cheers guys, I can't follow every chug unfortunately, not enough time. Anyway, I was sure it was bs, just wanted a confirmation kek

Ukraine is coping after NATO said they're not getting no-fly zone

Hard to say. They probably know they're fucked, but will never admit it, on contrary.
I think the higher echelon of government, as Russians say, sit on their packed luggage and are ready to evac.

I wonder if there is a name or a tag for this shit already. Going full Zunny is not allowed in Any Forums sadly.

Don’t worry fren. If you are single don’t worry you’ll find yours too one day.

Russians lost only 1 big old soviet transport aircarft with VDV during operation
Yes, that's it
Unbelivable, isn't it?

>mariupol still standing after days of violent(likely heaviest in the country) siege
Apologize.

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Wait it was a live stream? Where is this livestream from where's the source video?

Are they shafting Russian bondholders or just the foreign ones from countries that sanctioned them anyway?

You just get here?

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Belarus lives under much worse sanctions for years and their currency is basically crypto meme

Oh right, I’ve come to terms that I’m a schizo but I call myself awakened.

How would all of this end unironically? Your honest opinion

>Dragunova
>is not armed with Dragunov
You had one job.

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For what?

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Not explicitly, But when Ramzan tells you to apologise, you better fucking apologise or you getting the bottle.

Still best photo

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Odesa or Dnipro first?

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Shills on suicide watch

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not my problem

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Bull run in BTC

They cute.

>the higher echelon of governmen
They are already leaving.
There is a video doing the rounds of wealthy ukies being escorted by state police.

Haha, a toast to you too, namefriend. Have a nice evening you all, until tomorrow.

That is literally not true tho

Latest maps?
From Russians?
Chinese?
Jews at Understanding War?

I've seen how it ends, I've seen the future...
It ends with thUKROP packing the effects of their dead brothers into a greyhound bus to Lviv...

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Meant to reply to . Also, checked.

Have you got a webm, catbox doesn't work for me for some reason.

Bros what are you listening to now?
youtube.com/watch?v=dLf6LoHOEkE

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Seems to me this war is gonna turn into what happened in the civil war after Maidan. Ukrainian army is gonna start becoming completely useless and all of Ukraine's military power will basically come from the nationalist militias.

The militias will put up a good fight but there is no way they will be even remotely as successful against Russia as they were against pro-Russian separatists.

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Sleep well!

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General Shveiners attack has driven the vatniks to the Volga.

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Russia wins in a week from now.

After that China probably invades Taiwan and WW3 starts.

Yeah, I'm sure I will. But I'm in Angers and its getting really tough here, its almost as bad as Nantes. I don't like the cities, and where our country, it isn't going to get better. I'm seriously thinking about leaving. We shall see

Slava Rossii^-^

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>implying she ever thinks about anything but bbc

Comfy guys.

youtube.com/channel/UCQGqX5Ndpm4snE0NTjyOJnA

Is this channel available in the west? Because if it's not, it's very sad.

Whatever makes you happy. Bless you

But it would be also painful for Russia isn't it?

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DPR resident serving in Ukrop army escapes: youtu.be/NY8jOx3PBiU

If your mother's life is threatened you bring her with you even if you have to do it by force. Let her yell and scream at you in Portugal's safety. At worst you stay with her to protect her. You don't abandon your fucking mother.

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yeah no youtube channels are banned.

I dunno man...

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why would you want european deaths?

new dead russkie webm just dropped

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uhmm but they already had buk and tunguska that aren´t bad

russian defense minister release a statement that they shot down 4 ukrainian Su-27s today

weird when all this started i believed the s300 would be the greater menace fro the russian planes

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The most likely outcome is that Russia ceases to be a major military power after their heavy losses, and Putin's government is ousted in the next 12 months after this extremely embarrassing performance

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Thanks, fren

mcdonalds

Works ok for me
But I don’t speak slav

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we're mythbusting meme country please back off

>Ukrainian authorities confirm the killing of a member of the negotiating delegation and accuse Moscow of killing him

For saying azov would be a completely failure that would either just flee or give up. Say what you want about the cringe Ukrainian state, it's militias are no joke. Especially azov

Shows up for me

It's almost like it wasn't even a military helicopter...
Like, even a recon bird your have flares. And, the hohols are gunning each down in the streets over old gambling debts and drug territories. SSU arresting and killing each other. Regular units trading confused gunfire with civilian militias.

A lot of military pundits are saying Russia was too 'gentle' with civilians initially (and if you've seen the videos of people trying to block vehicles and columns you know if that was Iraq those idiots would have got lit the fuck up without even a brake check)... but, there might be some logic it just letting Ukraine fuck its self up with all the major cities encircled they'll be killing each other for moldy break and slimy potatoes soon.

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Old news my friend
Vladivostok is enricled and ukrainian army is preparing a double push for north korea and china

There is a joke from before this invasion.
>Do you know why the Ukrainians are threatening to invade Donetsk?
>Because the Russian army might be there
>Why don't they want to invade Crimea?
>Because the Russian army actually is there.

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nice deboonking, well done user

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Is the blue line in the second frame the humanitarian corridor?

Chinks prefer peaceful aproach. More likely that they will be working towards anschluss

Checked and yes it is pilled.

Does it exist without the watermark?

It hurts very badly. Nowhere near as bad as the implications of NATO missiles on the Russian border.

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Works in Ireland - where RT is blocked.

You're so fucking delusional I laughed.

He was a Russian saboteur

Is that a triple kotel I see forming?

>tfw

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She'll be fine

>ukraine was so desperate to prove this true they shot a single tochka-u at an airbase with an il-76 on it

Just found out about this guy he's pretty based ngl. Is he popular here or what?
youtu.be/TRF5duauYhs

Ukraine executing their own diplomats is top kek

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>Wrapping a toilet paper around a bottle neck, instead of strapping windproof matches around the bottle itself
Cockholian ingenuity in action

Today on Mythbusters: Is Ukraine a real country?

"Sure."

Russia Today is.

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With the map from Readovka for comparison. The road map was hue shifted so that it's red is cyan

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yes

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kek

I hope people will understand with this war that jews are not that allmighty. That's why they're everywhere. If the situation was hopeless, their propaganda would be unnecessary.

>If your mother's life is threatened you bring her with you even if you have to do it by force
No way in hell lmao, I'd jump at the opportunity to get rid of a bitch like that.

>hind
>not military
pick one

Remove the civilians see what happens.
I mean eventually Russia will stop caring.

>Yea I lost less than 1% of my forces even by ukrop numbers, how will I recover?

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