Just picked up a fresh Rotisserie for under $5

Just picked up a fresh Rotisserie for under $5
Feel free to post in-store prices

Attached: 50E78B3A-B7BD-44ED-89A8-94FEEEF5F0A4.jpg (910x1700, 192.43K)

These rotisserie chickens are really good. I approve of this slide thread.

Attached: bernie-boxing.webm (608x1080, 154.58K)

If it isn't barbeque, it isn't worth shit.

Attached: 1643644276888.gif (500x500, 14.33K)

>go to costco
>walk straight to the back past anything that makes them a profit
>clear out the rotisserie shelf, claim all thirty $5 chickens
>leave

Attached: file.png (1280x720, 430.38K)

based. Only buying loss leaders is the best way to fuck globohomo corporations while also still being able to buy shit.

Save some for us, you nigger.

Attached: 1644948428402.gif (500x500, 1.24M)

Based af. I've done this but with new york strips on sale. Still got a ton of them in my freezer.

You have it good burger, here in frogistan you're lucky if you find one under 10 Euro

these used to be 3 bucks like 4 years ago
wings there were 4 bucks a pound now 9
NIGGERS

I would get 2 or 3 rotisseries a month. Starting last month the price went up a dollar and now they're removing the legs.

I am not a good goy.
I will not pay more and get less.
I will not eat the bugs.

Oddly frozen chicken quality went up and is still the same price. Or at least I'm fooled for now.

Attached: 1631917570443.webm (800x500, 1.46M)

Word.

Attached: 1632263061687.png (550x532, 480.13K)

We used to laugh but now bernie could probably knock out Joe biden

Costco insists their chickens are not loss leaders

Rotisserie chickens are 75% s o y now. That's why they still so cheap.

The product is. An uncooked CostCo chicken costs more than the cooked ones. The product itself does run at a loss, but it's purpose isn't profit in the first place. The chickens are used to pull in more shoppers, and for the most part it seems to pay off in that sense.

These are clutch. We get extra, and pick whatevers left and save the drippings for soup.

Attached: 20211026_085000_IMG_3812.gif (565x315, 3.48M)

canadians not allowed of course

they use a shitton of salt as well

you don't fuck with the $1.50 hotdog and soda, and you don't fuck with the $4.98 rotisserie chicken.

That shit used to be $1 hot dog/soda/pretzel combo
Now its $1.50 or maybe even $2…

but I like salt desu

I bet Biden is a dirty fighter. He'd probably start biting Bernie when he gets taken to the ground.

Split your salt with some MSG. Thank me later.

The founder told the guy taking over when he retired that he would murder him if he ever got rid of the $1.50 hotdog and drink

Lemon pepper is the ultimate standard

Expand your horizons. There's tons of different chicken recipes you can make with a costco chicken. If you want to toss it in some bbq sauce go for it. Or you can do garlic seasoning, lemon pepper, sesame. All are great if done right.

They basically throw in lunch for free, unfathomably based

Here in caliwali we call tgat a hot carl.