/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #306

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>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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I saw in /chug/ a picture of Maddyson with a gun and a russian soldier's uniform, please share it, I can't find it

JANNY PLEASE CULL THE OTHER THREAD !!!!!

reminder

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Damn Russians soldiers look like THIS???
brb gonna defect

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reminder

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We need to find a way to control the bake better, this shit is ridiculous, they keep stealing the bake. from now on you're the baker.

why are /chug/gers so shit at baking breads?

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>yfw Russian Saboteurs are real and they are all over the Kiev

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real thread

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Man, the american space program really took off

ukrops?
ngmi

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We're getting reports that the Grim Reaper of Mykolaiv is being deployed

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>memeflag
>shitty OP
kys

Roman Dmowski, "The Ukrainian Question", 1930:

>There is no human power capable of stopping an independent Ukraine, torn from Russia, from becoming a playground for the criminal classes of the entire world, for whom there is very little room left in their own countries; capitalists in search of capital, industrialists, technicians, dealers, speculators, men of intrigue, and the initiators of every possible form of prostitution: Germans, French, Belgians, Italians, the English, the Americans—they would all find favor amongst the local Russians, Poles, Armenians, Greeks and, above all, amongst the most important of groups in Ukraine: the Jews. An independent Ukraine would pull in all of the powers of the world and rival the League of Nations for the amount of international interests that would swarm over the country. All of these dynamics, with help from the more clever and self-interested of the Ukrainians, would become the elite of the new nation-state. It would be a unique elite, because no other country on Earth except for an independent Ukraine could claim for itself such an international motley crew of knaves.
>Ukraine would become a cancer on all of Europe; those who would dream of creating a cultured, healthy and strong Ukrainian nation, able to mature within its own state, would soon find that instead of their own state, they actually live in an international corporation, and instead of healthy progress, they will be the victims of destruction and rotting.

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Fake and gay
All information is false

>meme flag

filtered

Holy fuck that was a lot of explosives. It tossed that humvee like 150 feet in the air.

The amount of asshurt on the Ukie shills' part just shows how badly they're losing.

Can't you fucks duke it out elsewhere with your shitty ass gore-spam?

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HOW THE FUCK DO WE STOP THEM FROM SEIZING THE BREAD?

IT CONTAINS WRONG AND BAD INFORMATION
Arseny "motorola" DIED IN 2016!!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsen_Pavlov
>Arsen (Arseny) Sergeyevich Pavlov (Russian: Apcéн Cepгéeвич Пáвлoв; 2 February 1983 – 16 October 2016), known by his nom de guerre Motorola (Moтopóлa), was a Russian citizen[2] who led the Sparta Battalion, an armed group fighting the Ukrainian army, in the ongoing war in Donbas.[3][4][5]

Yeah it's honestly pathetic. What is even more pathetic is the average westerner sitting at hoom drooling watching TV is going to eat it up.
>Zelensky le based
>Russia bad
>Freedoms vs Tyrannioes

bros...

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Any updates?

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MARS ATTACKS!

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stop using memeflags, it exposes you

You are the only baker from now on. THE DANE IS THE BAKER NIGGERS. ONLY JOIN THREADS STARTED BY THE OP.
>ONLY JOIN THREADS STARTED BY THE OP.
ONLY JOIN THREADS STARTED BY THE OP.

What do you mean? It'll be gone shortly.

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What's the Russian playlist like? Any Citypop?

Vaporized hohol ZOGbots rejeuvinate the soul.

Affirmative, I will bake for the next few hours.

>Brigade
>all died
holy shit thats like 2k dead if true

>no more ukie TV in kherson
LMAO ITS ALL RUSSIAN CHANNELS?

Believing anything published by anyone baka. This war isn't happening wake up bros

Did they drop the rods?

Don't worry, it's not

Thanks mate

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Hey CHUG! Hope are you coping with any day of complete Russian failure?

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Dismantling of Military ((infrastructure))
Soldier carrying backpacks are part of infrastructure )))

>muh strelas.

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Bros, I need to buy stonks.

OK, put something in the header about Sumy and energodar being seized and fighting in Irpin

>Kuleba said: ““Ukraine will win this war anyway, because this is the people’s war for their land...The question is the price.”

Just imagine the sheer levels of control here from Anthony Blinken.

Imagine the mental effort required to keep the grin off his face and his hands from rubbing together when he heard this.

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you know goes around comes around?

Russia has plenty of javlins and NLAWS, stingers what do you think US service members will look like when hit by those?
In there humvees?
In there Bradlys?
In there Chinooks?
In there M1´s?

You fuckt up pretty big time moron.
What would happenw hen terrorist get hand son some stingers and US jets start doping out of the sky?

What do you think your guys still illegaly ocuping Syria will think about getting killed on patrol with your weapons?

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based baker, thank you

DNR troops at Rybinskoe

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real thread

Is sumy confirmed to be siezed? Its a pretty major logistics hub for the russians if true.

>Hope are you coping with any day of complete Russian failure?
any day

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>energodar
The nuke plant is literally in that city.

>memeflag
fuck off

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real thread here

How does Putin unfuck this utter embarrassment of an army? New Great Purge?

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Me on the left.

Sumy is confirmed seized.

How are they so happy user? I thought it was all out war over there?

holy fak brah
you can seea body flying out of the window in the middle of the air, brutal

everyone is in here

Solid Snake of Kyiv has downed a Hind D with a Stinger missile.

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>Jewtin got played by western double agents in the FSB
>He actually got tricked into invading Ukraine
How embarrassing

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I am asking polish posters to stop fucking seething, Jesus Christ. Any Forums is fucking unreadable with your fucking sperging.

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Just send them here when that one is done FFS.

this is the real thread:

what do you mean? He's getting rid of all the dead weight as speak.

These diversity hires man

It's funny how every media in the world will keep showing this video for weeks to come while the Russian army takes over the rest of Ukraine

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WRONG, see , that OP contains wrong and false information.

NIGGER

real thread:

Do we report these?

you'll need to do that 700 times to wipe out all russian helicopters

>Undead Chechen General capturing Zelensky after having died from ambush, airstrike, artillery barrage and stsrvation 16 times

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Why didn't you include the bit about the dead negotiator in OP?

Ye.

STILL WRONG, contains false information in OP .

yes please

this is the real thread, this thread splitting retard thinks kikepedia is a source:

would explain the amount of shilling and gore spamming.

But elaborate on that report.

It's beyond a farce at this point.

coordinates of Rybinskoe?

real thread right here:

You act like a nigger and spamming is a bannable offence.

who are you?

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Stalin's purges were the reason for the Soviet Army being so shit early in WWII. They didn't start getting good again until all the yes-men and political deadweight got killed off.

It hasn't been fully confirmed yet as far as I can see, but I can include that there are unconfirmed reports about the dead negotiator.

also link

I don't think we should, people will realize it's just pozzed shit...

>Jews told to leave Russia
Ruh-roh

Damn that's a good lookin photo son

A butthurt Pole.

this is the real thread. kikepedia is not a source.

Someone who's definitely winning and in control...

Stop the fighting lads

This is weekend where we enjoy no wageslaving

We were supposed to stay comfy

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She needs to move to America and do Facialabuse immediately.

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Situation after 10 days

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Please be aware that with the current exchange rate of the ruble you're basically doing it for free.

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spammers always get the rope.

I don't think the MI5 and the 77th works 9 to 5, they are basically doing shifts.

Fair enough

>everyone who disagrees with me is a paid shill, no one can disagree with me!

well if the rumors are true that the ruble is moving to the gold standard, then this might very well be a good investment

Glowniggers can't let comfy happen

i am sorry for spoiling your party by reminding you of the sheer size of the Russian army you need to take down before celebrating

Can anyone convert this into a webm?

t.me/mmpublic/1760
t.me/mmpublic/1760
t.me/mmpublic/1760

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not really that impressive desu

why aren't ukrainians IEDs on APCs and Tank convoys

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Link to sources on:
Sumy
Energodar
Irpin
I am just paranoid and have trouble confirming it with 30-seconds online searching, sorry.

Russia has lost
youtube.com/watch?v=v14SnRtMffo

Economy gone. Military failed

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kek brutal

It's so boring.
At first it was quite amusing to hear how your country was literally crumbling from fags on the other side of the world, but now it's just annoying.
>Internet goes ape-shit over nothing.
>In reality no one literally gives a shit.

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that's actually insane

Reminder to everyone from NATO countries: it's YOUR fault that Ukrainians die.
You didn't help. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO DECALRE WAR ON RUSSIA! FUCK YOUR BILLIONS OF DOLLARS! DECLARE WAR FOR ME A NON-EU NON-NATO COUNTRY OR IT'S YOUR FAULT!

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Pro-Ukes will never fit in on Any Forums.
There's literally nothing politically incorrect about supporting Ukraine with Soros and the rest.
They stand out like a sore thumb, and I'm going to enjoy their total meltdowns this month as reality sets in. I've saved many of their boastful posts, and I'll be fapping furiously to them as the bloodshed ensues, laughing at their pathetic NPC minds, their pathetic robothood, their sheer gullibility.
I am the orgasmic psychopath. Thanks for reading.

110 soon

Thread bakers need to get trip ids. That's the only solution

>Energodar
The nuke plant that we saw captured on live stream is INSIDE Engodar - it would be impossible to capture the plant without the city.
Yes, the USSR built nuke plants in the middle of cities.

>tripfaggotry
not even once

>i am personally aiding in the murder of ukrainians
sweet

flag+ID is enough

Kinda pathetic desu. And I say that as a pro Russia shill.

I need to do my part and continue being responsible for the death of ukraine.

It's seems to be merely encircled.
BAKER BAKER !!!
And the towns encircled in the info panel please!!

Rusbros pls help

They're cowards.

Goddamn

We need to coordinate bakers and ONLY go to the OP's bake unless he's handing it off.

>Yes, the USSR built nuke plants in the middle of cities.
Not exactly, the city was built around the plant, but I get what you mean. Its pretty convenient for the workers.