/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #305

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>/k/ raging and seething 'played for dumbasses desuarchive.org/k/thread/52207445/
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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Fucking retard

reminder

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FUCK NIGGERS
YOU THINK WEF IS GONNA FAKE NUKE US TO COVER VAXX INJURIES??

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1/2

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OBJECTIVE RUSSO-UKRAINE WAR ANALYSIS
youtube.com/watch?v=lBn23jA8e6E
OBJECTIVE RUSSO-UKRAINE WAR ANALYSIS
youtube.com/watch?v=lBn23jA8e6E
OBJECTIVE RUSSO-UKRAINE WAR ANALYSIS
youtube.com/watch?v=lBn23jA8e6E

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>>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN

How do the Russians keep winning so much ?

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2/2

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Straight out of the oven and done thanks to uppity polack shills also testing resolution will post another one if its fucked

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Russia hasn't even attacked Mykolaiv yet.

I want Ukraine leveled. This is what they deserve for the bombardment of awful propaganda.

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It's funny how much of a shill he is.

I would update the OP to remove the random butthurt about the irrelevant board /k/, and include the Ukranian negotiator being killed by their secret police

kek this image is very based

77th ain't sending their best retards, kek

Present yourself as strong when you are weak
Present yourself as weak when you are strong

watching russians getting fucked is awesome.

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Twitter is working for me right now without VPN and does not work with it. Strange.

I'LL BAKE THE NEXT ONE WITH UPDATED INFO

Rapeballs are so fucking funny

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I’m looking for an objective summary of the three or four most important events of the past two days (post-nuclear plant incident). I can’t find any trustworthy news here. Most important, is Russia still on track? Thank you!

1,013,500 left to go...

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>SHOW US THE PRE-INVASION SATELLITE PHOTOS OF THE DONBAS JOE

If recon photos show ukie army was laying siege then Putin has been telling us the truth, while you have been lying to us to cover for your bribery, and nazi genocide

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Holhols are dumb
you can claim asylum in germany or poland likely
forever but yet you fight russian troops
to die for ruthless globalist

yeah but /k/ hasn't been /k/ hasn't been shamed enough yet so don't do that

why is Any Forums pro russian?

Here's a (you), you've earned yourself a vending machine snack shill

Is that our boy Oskar on the bottom?

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I'd love to think this is happening, but I feel like this offensive is pretty disorganised.

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Z

You almost just got caught in a screeencap blue falcon. Thought this was a cope post lol

Because Any Forums is based, Mykola.

Booba for peace

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When all this is over, should Russia shamelessly plunder and steal Ukraine's wealth and resources to make up for the losses due to sanctions?

Pro waiting for this war since 2014. PUTIN DELIVERED

Because the russians are unironcially the good guys

Breaking: transnistria declares independance.

>do no fighting
>pose with prisoners other captured and fought with
What did they mean by this?

lurk poar newfag
picrel

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Sounds good, I will back-up bake if comment count reaches 350.

>pro russian
all we want is for globohomo to burn

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What updated info? sumy secured? fighting in Irpin? what?

Supposedly Ukrainian flag in the name let's see what he said about "Russia dead by Sunday" and "Russia martial law Friday"

i love this pose

because we are against Nazis
and for the denazification of ukraine and reddit

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Nah, fuck /k/. Call them out,

I'm going to add more /k/ btfo to make you screech louder

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is there a rapeball for the serbian based retards shooting down the state of the art F-117?

And I think we all may ask ourselves in the coming days the following question: what would the great Ghost of Kyiv do in this situation? His bravery has inspired millions of Ukrainians to be better people. To never say no, against all odds. To fight with your whole heart and soul for what you believe in.

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so it's just because of le cute Z van meme

Only 100 million left

welp my grammar

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yep

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They gotta when the Twitter war one way or another.

you will never be a woman

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>Any Forums is one person

I'd just like to point out that the OP post in those threads links a bunch of fucking twitter posts as the "latest news". Not comfy at all.

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Wealth and resources? In Ukraine? The only thing they got that's valuable is the best arable land in the world

I like cheering for the underdogs

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Well, he did split the threads, so that's impact i guess.

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no, its because the NWO worships satan

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Aren't you supposed to boycott russia and suck american cock?

I just think people come to these threads to see the news updates, not to see random infighting and bickering about irrelevant shit from you fags. Shame them in the threads, but they should not be included in actual updates about the war

Now apply this logic to Donetsk and Luhansk

You don't have to be Pro-Russian to be Anti-Globalist. But nowadays the stars have aligned.

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Will gabe cure zoomerfaggotry in russia ?

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Ahh, could be a recon element maybe?

>No barrel bombs
>No "the last kitty hospital" of Kiev destroyed by the 10th time
>No ANNA news footage
>No offensives taking place

What a boring shitshow.

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Based poland should just intervene netraul of nato

Yeah, just take all the money from the agricultural exports and funnel it to Russia.

Because NATO's expansion into Ukraine is risking global nuclear war.

War on Terror 9/11 Larry Silverstein Mikhail Gorbachev The Westington House Scandal Latin American Puppet Dictators Operation Condor Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein CIA Agents The Clinton Chronicles Waco Siege Kinder Egg Surprise The Clinton Blowjob Scandal Nixon Watergate Scandal The Fake Tibetan Protest of 2008 Staged Coup of Colombia Kandahar massacre War on Terror Patriot Act PRISM Edward Snowden The Guantanamo Bay Illegal Occupation CIA black sites Human Rights NSA mass surveillance Warrantless Wiretapping 4th Amendment violations Julian Assange whistle-blower manhunt Ecuadorian embassy refuge Corporate interests worker's rights healthcare rights free education Police militarization incarceration rate fake weapons of mass destruction Petrodollar warfare Israel "special" relationship ban on boycott Free Palestine USS Liberty attack by IDF Mossad cover up false anti-semitism accusations depleted uranium mutinions war crime ignoring the Geneva Convention Agent Orange My Lai Massacre Contras 1973 Chile coup CIA backing puppet dictators Illegal Occupation 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état United Fruit Company Cuban Missile Crisis and the Turkish Missile Crisis Bay of Pigs Iran Contra Operation Northwoods Area51 Saudi lobby American Cover-Up of Trials of Unit 731 Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse MKUltra Tuskegee syphilis experiment Suspension of Habeas Corpus Sedition Acts civil rights Martin Luther King murder Cointelpro Bombing of Libya Bombing of Yemen Bombing of Syria Intervention in Yugoslavia Philippine Genocide of 1900 Choctaw Trail of Tears Andrew Jackson illegal Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii the Illegal Colonialism of American Samoa Guam and other Pacific Islands the Economic Embargo on Mexico haole invasion the rape of Okinawa Jarhead rapists migrant caravan ICE children in cages Russian puppet president Kinder surprise

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I’m not pro-Russian, I just don’t want to see endless fake news from ukies and NATO glowies.

look as soon as the cum brownies stop being funny we'll probably let it go

I'm pro-western leaders being utterly humiliated in another foreign policy debacle. It gets my juices flowing.

brb getting arrested in russia

based

Screech again /k/ike and i will add one of these

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Polan can into Yourcrane

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Z

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Russia has been doing a good job avoiding civilian casualties

Maybe but I don't think this is real

>dead hohol storage

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You act like that is a minor thing

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No refund

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Buhanka erotic

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Based Pistoletov Pirate

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Too many vehicles then baed off the claim

should have pirated it from fitgirl like everyone else
fitgirl-repacks.site/elden-ring/

>muh Donetsk and Luhansk
If this point had any validity then why didn't Putin just invade those regions and stop there?

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ukrainian missile fired unto belgorod which is inside russia, this means they probably broke the russia siege of kharkov

Let's not get as low as globohomo, I press F.

All the dead seem to be absolutely ambushed.

Has there even been a straightforward eye-to-eye battle this entire war yet?

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kek'd

It is not. Russian shills are getting working hard.

Russia getting rekt in this war might be the funniest thing that’s happened in years. How they managed to fuck this whole thing and the subsequent vatnigger cope is absolutely hilarious.

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lmmfao

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/k/ deserves to be bullied

Post kino eastern euro / Soviet cartoons

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He wants Ukraine to stay neutral forever.

Well I mean they're already taking it lol. Russia already exports a shitload of agricultural products. The hohols couldn't even profit off of the best soil in the world due to IQ issues

Fuck you faggot

but we are nazis

Jewtin is gonna KILL you for that antisemitism you nazi piece of shit!

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What do you think 2013-2015 was...

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Oh no lol the germans like to compete with the Russians for tactical competence

Germany depends on Russian gas, of course they're not going to contribute shit.
Although I would've liked to see a two-sided invasion of Ukraine like Poland 1939.

What was the file ? And why was it deleted ?
Butthurt janny ?

Putin is so scared he's literally using a green screen to pretend he's not in a bunker.
Watch his hand go through the mic.

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>recoloured armbands

Post the original source please

best map ever

>t. /k/ommando who wanted to believe in The Ghost of Kyiy

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but this isn't going to stop globohomo just give them jusification for being more meddlesome in eastern europe

see

>to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.
It's funny because mutts refused to apply their founding principle to donbass because they're pro-russian

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RUSchads downed 4 Ukrainian aircraft today ^-^

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The Tweet about executing Russian POWs was deleted.

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Fuck them, they want bodies, let's post bodies.

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Russians are just foowing through with threats they've made that NATO could have prevented
also the Polish seethe is delicious

>It is not.
always was, Z

The DPR fighters continue to finish off the hohlonazis from the 36th brigade of the Navy Marines who terrorized the residents of the Republic.

The enemy group was destroyed near the village of Kal'chinovka in the south of the liberated part of the DPR.

Thus, the advanced units of the DPR have already reached the border with the Zaporozhye region.

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OH NO NO NO

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