/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #301

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>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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twitter.com/Blue_Sauron/status/1500126872084045829
youtube.com/watch?v=7obedUwIK68&ab_channel=CookinginFinland
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Pressing Z for my Russian brothers

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>Massive stacks of Ukranian equipment captured
files.catbox.moe/81iib9.mp4 (New)

>Ukrainian base captured in Kherson
files.catbox.moe/n9douj.mp4 (New)

>Undead enjoying their vacation in Ukraine
files.catbox.moe/ey32zc.mp4 (New)

>Russian equipment allegedly destroyed
streamable.com/bk07w3 (New)

>Abandoned Ukr. ammo depot near Kherson
files.catbox.moe/81iib9.mp4 (New)

>Ukraine Tank btfo
z.zz.fo/kyZU6.mp4 (New)

>Russian Helicoptor btfo
files.catbox.moe/89yup4.mp4 (New)

>Undead soldier finds stolen treasure
files.catbox.moe/ym1sd4.mp4 (New) (Debooonked)

>British Journal-ACK! ACK! ACK!
pomf2.lain.la/f/p1acd6ft.mp4 (New) (Humor)

>DPR Troops absolutely destroy Ukraine forces /uhg/ seething
streamable.com/k520cj

>Undead Army Storms Police Station
files.catbox.moe/qfmimt.mp4

>Buhanka Sited
files.catbox.moe/ur7mcd.mp4

>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
files.catbox.moe/z7ra97.mp4

>Russian Drones in Action
files.catbox.moe/wndljx.mp4

>Ukraine live like W*iteoid in cave
files.catbox.moe/93xcgl.MP4

>Abandoned and destroyed Ukraine vehicles and equipment
files.catbox.moe/ri3m0d.mp4

>The troops of Russia and the People's Militia of the LPR met in Novoaydar.
z.zz.fo/CBdBI.mp4

>War Crimes
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>Kino
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Serbia is about to invade Kosovo

twitter.com/remilitari/status/1499914344703930377

/chug/ is delusional lel
Real discussion happens on /uhg/. A lot less shills there.

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For a swift victory
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think I'll take a nap

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How do we divide Ukraine after Zelensky is dead?

Comfy times ahead.

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HOW MANY MORE FUCKING DAYS UNTIL THEY FINALLY TAKE OUT THE NIGGERS NEAR DONETSK

THEY'VE BEEN ENCIRCLING THEM FOR A FUCKING WEEK AND STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THEM OFF

WHY ARE RUSSIANS SO FUCKING SLOW

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FUCK NATO
GET /COMFY/

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Argie user you are doing god's work! Thank you.
Also from previous thread, when i was banned by jannies i found this thread and it was a bit different, very human side of the war. Feel free to go through it but i have screencapped one part of it.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/364624811/#364627014

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Frenly reminder that this "war" was done with obsolete hardware. And that is a true fear of the globohomo.

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Daaamn that makes me wanna go back right now I wish I had the fucking money
I love you Russia be strong

fuck off, glownigger

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Please be real

>its still up
historians trying to piece this war together will find this
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Russian BMD-2 disabled by Territorial defense in Bucha near Kyiv files.catbox.moe/ky65gh.mp4

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>t.

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Just keep it all.

I really dig the St. George stripe aesthetic.

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shoo shoo faggot

>meme flag
Show your real flag.

fuck off faggot

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REMINDER

>Lol, this war will be over in 2 days. Rossiya stronk!
>It's only been 2 days, of course they haven't taken over the country yet.
>It hasn't even been a week, invasions take time.
>It's only been a week, they'll take Kiev soon.
You are here
>It's only been two weeks. In two more weeks they'll be in Lvov.
>It's just a month, you'll see, we'll win soon.
>T-two months isn't that long for a war of this size.
>E-even though Russia is retreating, they won a strategic victory.
>Ukraine's not going to retake the Donbass
>Ukraine's not going to retake Crimea
>Putin's not going to be couped
>Russia's not going to be occupied
>Russia's not going to be balkanised

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>mexican
you're not even the same species

in the hands of the willed man, everything becomes a weapon.

I love seeing redditoids volunteering to go fight in Ukraine. Dead Redditors in ditches make my heart happy.

He's having the time of his life, blessed bear

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anyone have the heli crash debunk which showed it was from a polish exercise?

>/chug/ is delusional lel
>Real discussion happens on /uhg/. A lot less shills there.

fak off MI5

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Holy fucking shit what an embarassment
twitter.com/Blue_Sauron/status/1500126872084045829

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Nice flag change, faggot

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Still no advances after weeks of fighting.
Sad!

the further people are from having to fight, the more likely they are to support war

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whiter than you mohammed

Wouldn't be the first time soviets starved them

I tried many different versions but this is the one I like the most
and for you my autistic finnish friend

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GO BACK

/chug/tards confirm /uhg/ is the non-paedo general:

No wonder

Forgive us for believing nothing you ever say ever as a matter of critical function because you have repeatedly demonstrated that you are unreliable because you fucking lie, about everything, constantly.

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>wake up
>prepare an esperesso
>open a /chug/ thread
>faggot colorado still namefiltered
>every report i make results in a ban
>Russia has still not been kicked out of NATO
Life is good, comrades.

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nvm someone post it ty

now that's a chug, he just needs a cig after that and he is real russian bear

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>10000 Russians dead
>Planes getting shot down every hour
>Can't take Kyiv
>Can't take Kharkiv
>Can't take anything
>Can't feed themselves
>Can't fuel themselves
>Can only die to javelins and nlaws

Your cope when Russia loses is going to be delicious!

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this is the most russian vid I've seen this year so far

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didn't get enough (You)s in your other thread glownigger? Nobody cares kys.

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I hope putin sicks the chechens on them and records it on video, I would die of a kino overdose

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OH NO NO NO REDDIT BROS...

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Vote should be public for such a decision. If you voted yes: you are auto conscripted

Bros, it's time to end this pathetic spergery. Just like the micronations of Europe, we cannot hold our own alone. I need not remind you of the tragic war between /uhg/ and /chug/ that left so many of our young dead on the battlefield.. and for what? So that we could sit here watching this general thread die because of the monkey posters and schitzos?

No! This is a tragedy of epic proportions to watch our best and brightest shitposters languish in a dead general. No! We must stand together! /chug/ and /uhg/ as one.

Under one banner! What shall we call it?

What should can call the /chug/ - /uhg/ alliance general?

How bout Uncomfy Ukrainian Not Habbening General
/uunhg/

Who amongst you has the balls to post the first thread and begin spamming the others so that we may be strong again?

(It's Kyev btw)
Also you're a nigger

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Also gives them the /tactical adidas/ look which again proves that Russians are the real Slavs and hohols are fake ass niggas.

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This entire thread is just /uhg/ and /k/ seething

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Why is /uhg/ seething especially hard today? Or it this another reddit raid?

Finest vatnik technology

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>cheerleader of moscow
realer than kike of kiev

>gay

>Kyiv
Didn't watch.
This is an incredible video

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This is pol, where the fuck do you think you are? Saying that just makes you glow like a nuclear reactor...

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ahaha the bear in the back

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I wanna see some Russian tactical tracksuit guys squatting over a fire. It would be the most maximum comfy.

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>Blitzkrieg isn't going so well for Putin
>Russians are moving too fast and don't have supplies
>They only control the roads
you are here
>Even if they control everything to the east of Dnieper they still don't control the other half
>Ukraine is going to resist even after capitulation
>REEEEE

shill seething, corpseposting, etc is directly correlated with russian gainz

They will be raped so hard in Siberian gulags it's not even funny

GCHQ pay you overtime or what?

whoops forgot the link
I might be retarded
youtube.com/watch?v=7obedUwIK68&ab_channel=CookinginFinland

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if you ate the jazz brownies you would be mad too

They tried yesterday to (((merge))) the threads. When that failed, they resorted to this

It was always the cover for countries to send mercenaries to prop up their goy

Any Forums is not a paedophile board. Kill yourself.

Oh my fucking god why are poos calling them out so hard right now
youtube.com/watch?v=2BP6mKGLp-g

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If they're seething that means that the Russians are making some hefty advances again. It's the golden rule of thumb here, the more shills are seething, the more Russia's winning.

thread theme
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> gimme solid proof that Russia is really gonna win this war.
I'm starting to lose hope.

>They tried yesterday to (((merge))) the threads
no they didn't

That means they're winning.

youtu.be/QiFBgtgUtfw

ATTENTION ACHTUNG
Gentlemen, please remember to screen cap the cope. especially things that are absolute.
eg:
>they'll never take_____
>They'll never reach_____
>They're going to surrender
>They're going to get pushed back to the border.
>They cant_____

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Russia took another objective

Reminder that Putin's calling his war 'special military mission' to get back at Zelensky for calling the NATO bases 'special foreign missions,' which let him bypass the Ukraine constitution.

So is WW3 gonna happen like in my Fallout games or what?

This is one reason why i feel russia will prevail these sanctions won't matter, russians are proud bunch and despite the hardships they have the optimism and grit to fight and otoh have you have raging faggots who can't decide their gender.

Ukraine US BioLabs Threads
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363686559/#363686559
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363677447/#363677447
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/362911422/#362911422
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363401453/#363401453
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363524101/#363524101
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363429949/#363429949
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363811874/#363811874
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363537695/#363537695
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363640206/#363640206
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363702488/#363702488
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363755910/#363755910

Fuck you jannies

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lol, the bong is so butthurt at this general that he made a thread about it:

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we should drop the fluttershy.png flare inside of /uhg/ and link it to

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Z

*downfall intensifies*

youtube.com/watch?v=xBWmkwaTQ0k

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We're cut from the same cloth, fren.

The Ukrainians can't win it, means the Russians can't lose it. They'll inevitably surround Kiev allowing them to surround the forces near LPR/DPR

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I know, barely half of us here are /chug/chads, the rest are queers and troons.

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A single bullet it the cooöer can disable a truck.

The Russian Defense Ministry reports that Russian military personnel have taken control of the Ukrainian military base near the village of Radensk near Kherson.

As stated in the department, a lot of weapons and equipment of the Armed Forces of Ukraine remained in positions - among them Ukrainian tanks T-64 and T-80, armored personnel carriers, infantry fighting vehicles. There is also a hangar with an ammunition depot (more than 4.5 thousand tons).

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Id say the chance is low but not close enough to zero

Yes they did, MI5. There was a glownigger literally spamming the same pasta for 3 hours

>wrestling with bear
youtube.com/watch?v=mjfOeLQG9-M&t=26s

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Would they stop 5.45mm?

Friendly reminder that the US and EU economies are going to experience a financial crash bigger than 2008 within six months. This will be the global crisis that will eventually spark WWIII, just like happened prior to WWII.