Why arent you a socialist, Any Forums anons?

Why arent you a socialist, Any Forums anons?

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i'm an incel and I hate women

Because I'm not a genetic dead end who has a persecution complex.

I like pussy and food.

im incelist
incel pride schlomo wide

I'm not gay.

But socialists do get pussy more than right wingers

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those arent socialists those are liberals

Because I have a job

I'm not evil.

Because i'm not ugly or unhappy.

That chick on the left in the front row is BUILT for big chud cock.

Kek

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You didn't post a picture of a socialist. You posted a picture of a millionaire banker.

Then you'd be a socialist you moron.

And there we have it, the only argument against socialism is "im privileged and want to keep mine mine mine"

Then you'd be a socialist.

>i'm an incel and I hate women
Incels of the world, unite! Seize the means of reproduction! We have nothing to lose but our virginity.

Why yes I’m a socialist

Hasan is a socialist you fucking moron.

They're not sending their best

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I'm not payed to shill failed ideologies.

Ok dumbass.

>rich brat with media connections fucks many whores
Do tell user.

Because I believe in self-sufficient and I am an isolatist who hates the government. So not much of a collectivist commie type.

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He excuses himself to the restroom. from the bed you can smell his shit. It smells like a man taking a shit, like a brother or childhood friend taking a dump, certainly not a woman. he returns from the bathroom, wafting in its scent, turns to you seductively and asks in a deep baritone voice, "ready to fuck my pussy?" At which point reality hits you and you start to vomit uncontrollably while also grabbing the tranny by its neck and pummeling your fists into his face. your rage is exacerbated by your sexual confusion, you cannot stop bashing his face into the stone ledge of the fireplace. his jaw is broken and bloody, his orbital bone fractured, he has shit and pissed on the hearth rug, but you still feel betrayed and confused. you are a straight man discovering your true sexuality through violence. You will overcome this obstacle

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Not in practice...
Go donate your rent fund to him. He needs another Porsche.

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I only believe in crypto futurism, more precisely monero.

None of these people could survive "in the wild" on their own, zero actual skills.
They love the system but also "hate" it, they're in a drama-filled relationship with it, and spoiler alert: They actually LOVE IT.
In their perfect world, they/them and their neurotic psyches would be solving bureaucratic problems as leaders of the system much like crew of the Star Trek ship.
Meanwhile the peasant slave farmers would continue to actually provide food for the people for 1/5 of the pay.

In my perfect world the peasant farmers could simply buy and sell things (I think this is called trading?!?!?!? idk) with monero, leaving out the middle men.

Socialism is a belief in a particular organizational structure.

You can't be a socialist "in pracrice"

We have tons of skills but capitalism only lets you use skills if you come from the right family.

My IQ is higher than room temperature.

Because self sacrifice isn't a virtue.

Then you would be a socialist, not a hick who still believes in capitalism.

Yeah. And socialist beliefs aren't practical. Hence the memeflag...

Cuz I'm not a retarded faggot

But I am a National Socialist

They are practical if socialists got in power and implemented them.

>socialism is a belief in a particular organization structure
Yeah it is call stealing property and giving it to a bunch of corrupt capitalists in the government by force. You know socialism.

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>the only argument against socialism is "im privileged and want to keep mine mine mine"
You're right, I do want to keep what's mine. I can choose to use what is mine to benefit the people that I care about. I care about my family. I do not care about strangers. Why would anyone care about strangers in a society where they have no reason to? In the distant past there was a sense of community in small towns where the residents were from the same people, held the same culture, held similar worldviews and led similar lives. What is there binding me to my neighbour in modern society? Why would I take food out of the mouths of my family members to give to someone else?

That hick can support his family while you can't even afford rent to grandma.

Then you would be socialist.

No, you see I said I am NOT a retarded faggot. You clearly are and thus didn't understand my original statement

Well that is never gonna happen because they are outnumbered by anti-communists like me. The closest they got was CHAZ and that was an international laughing stock. Hell, a pudgy 17 year old bested three socialist elite soldiers.

No, the money is redistributed.

And the money isn't stolen, it's rightfully taken back to the people. Capitalists are the ones stealing.

Well i guess i see your point. I support socialism because me and the people i care about need government assistance to literally not starve. I could care less if people with jobs have to pay higher taxes.

>LOOOOK AT ME IM RICHHHHH

And there's people even richer than you who agree with socialism.

I would ream that commie twink who didn't raise his fist.

If you weren't retarded you'd understand socialism.

When people realize there's no more jobs and there's zero hope under capitalism, they'll turn to socialism.

Both of my grandfathers lost their jobs/businesses (both productive manual labor) due to Soviet interference.
Not a fan.

Never said I was rich. Wealth isn't a crime and poverty is a virtue. I am well off though and you will never see a dime of it re-distributed to you or your loser cooomrades >:)

I have high testosterone and I'm a capable human being.

Great. More target practice.

*poverty isn't a virtue

You do realize Hasan is a capitalist.

Show me a socialist leader that lived in poverty and not in a huge government property. Not Protected by an army and actual lives like the working class. I will wait commie fag.

national socialist?

>me and the people i care about need government assistance to literally not starve
Welfare for the disabled and disadvantaged is not socialism. Social welfare is not socialism. Denmark, Sweden and Norway are not socialist. Australia and New Zealand are not socialist. If this is what you are advocating for then you are not a socialist.

i would rather die than accept handouts

I do understand it. I understand it never has and never will work. That's because I'm not a retarded zoomer that takes political advice from a streamer, like yourself

Lol hes a self described social democrat you absolute dickrider. Get that fucking flag of your ID you larping faggot

He absolutely is not. Hasan works for Amazon, he makes 4 million dollars a year, he lives in a Los Angeles mansion, drives a sportscar, and fucks porn stars.

The guy is a capitalist hero who makes money by tricking dumbass leftists.

Kek

Look at those fucking ears boy! All the money in the world and you got a head like a fucking sailboat!
I'm not a socialist so little African kids starve to death and veterans stay homeless. I HATE the homeless. People suffering and dying increases my value. Simple as.

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You can take care of a family, if you can do that in 2022 you are by all means part of the wealth class.

Everyone else can't afford to feed themselves, let alone a family.

Loser white trash like you won't win because you're uneducated, you never went to an Ivy League school... you don't understand political dynamics, you have slogans and catchphrases.

I don't have to because i never once claimed they didn't.

I'd rather have one socialist leader live in a nice property than have tens of thousands of privileged boomers live in nice properties.

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This. This faggot think Castro was taking his equal share of toiling the fields and picking grain? It's funny how communists and socialists call everyone bootlickers when they're the biggest bootlickers on the planet, hoping their ruling elite will throw them some crumbs. Imagine aspiring to that.

I'm not disabled, and neither are my friends.

Most of us have degrees, I have a masters, and was a varsity athlete in school.

So you are a bootlicker and are fine with capitalism got it.

I know you're trying to bait, but you still need to face the wall. Don't say anything. Just face the fucking wall.

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>socialism never worked

Imagine being this fucking stupid.

>Hasan works for Amazon, he makes 4 million dollars a year, he lives in a Los Angeles mansion, drives a sportscar, and fucks porn stars.

Show me where in the definition of socialism does it say "One who does not work for Amazon, make 4 million dollars a year, live in Los Angeles, drive a sportscar, and fuck pornstars"

Show me a quote of Marx saying that.