I’ve been abducted by reptiles three nights in a row.They keep running experiments on me

Looks like bed bugs, I had those because my sister and her bf brought them up from NYC.

I don’t go outside tho… neet working from home reeee

smallpox isn't truly dead, we stopped vaccinating for it in the 70s bro

this is your lizard turtle man god talking
youre good bro prob just the cockaroach people checking you out for soul slavery

There’s no way it’s small pox. How the fuck would I have that.

Nah that's not bed bugs, I don't think at least. Bed bug bites are more often in a smaller cluster, and are smaller. Also they look more rashy. Op's shit almost looks like he's been picking at them though. I will say it is something odd, but not reptilians. They would do a much cleaner job. It's not aliens. Get checked out

Hm true.
OP confirmed first ever case of bigpox
F

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Bros… is it hiv? I’m not gay btw but I think Covid is hiv and they are abducting certain people and injecting them with it

Meds now

go to doctor

>not reptilians. They would do a much cleaner job. It's not aliens.
kek true

scabies
or you pick at yourself when your having an "episode"

Red button or blue button?

Your choice

livestream it

That's ringworm. You have a cat that you let up on your table where you eat and have accidentally ingested infected feces.

>three nights in a row
It's because you are enjoying it.

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I think you're just a retard scratching yourself. What kind of sleeping meds are you talking?

Start praying reading the Bible and go to church all alien attacks are demons.

What are your favorite recreational drugs OP?

sure this

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nigga you got covid

Think of mr metokur he’s battling auto immune diseases. They have to be injecting us remotely.

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Ringworm is a fungus you absolute retard.

I believe a medical professional will provide you with the answers you seek

Hansen's disease

looks like we need to remove it user.
hold still while i get my tools

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Not in the anus brosss…. Noooo

Post your dick

You been litening to Dave Paulides?

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Wasn’t aliens. I did it

Shit your pants right before bed. I shit you not it wards them off.

Fuckin mozzie bites ya poofter

its what the real insiders, "the collins elite", say the ayyyys are, demons. evil as evil gets demons.

they are demonic. I'm not even religious but they cower when you mention Jesus and I don't know why

E.T. voyeur rape, how could you not enjoy that. Im diamonds just thinking about that.

Some guys have all the luck.

daves RARELY completely wrong.he just doesnt want to admit to himself that sasquatch are vicious, vile, rape happy, baby eating monsters, and not the happy harry and hte hendersons fuzzy wuzzy bigfoot he wants them to be.

In case you can't remember details of the abduction.

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Bigfoot is a nigger

fucking idiots burning himself with cigarettes or match heads and picking at them

It's probably cancer, and you're just hallucinating because it's made it's way to your brain
You should probably see a doctor before you die a sudden death

I really liked Missing 411 the hunted but I've seen a lot of people say DP has at least done a shit job of investigating cases.

>tfw you will never have a nurturing alien qt that you trust completely coach you through a simultaneous sucking and prostate massage megaorgasm
why even live bros?