/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #287

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>Ceasefire for human corridors
>Sky news got lit up by the Knave of Kiev
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities and TV tower in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands

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It's over. Vladimir Putin is finished.

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/chug/ late hours
>mornin to all the anons in the east

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xth for the fsb and co. is going to kill every last hohol fuck involved in what's being inflicted to the noncombatant citizenry

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Z for Russia!

how are we feeling today bros

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COPE
SEETHE
AND DILATE GLOBOHOMO NIGGERS

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this gif sucks, use the webm

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Did anything funny happen during the night?

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THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BAD ONE, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE

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Nth for Kharkov People's Republic

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press z to give russia chan your energy

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Bros, it's time to end this pathetic spergery. Just like the micronations of Europe, we cannot hold our own alone. I need not remind you of the tragic war between /uhg/ and /chug/ that left so many of our young dead on the battlefield.. and for what? So that we could sit here watching this general thread die because of the monkey posters and schitzos?

No! This is a tragedy of epic proportions to watch our best and brightest shitposters languish in a dead general. No! We must stand together! /chug/ and /uhg/ as one.

Under one banner! What shall we call it?

What should can call the /chug/ - /uhg/ alliance general?

How bout Uncomfy Ukrainian Not Habbening General
/uunhg/

Who amongst you has the balls to post the first thread and begin spamming the others so that we may be strong again?

(It's Kyev btw)

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Bros….

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A reminder.

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Why is the russian army so stylish.??? Wtf

I seriously want to buy one of these. Would be great for converting into a camper for weekend trips.

Z

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MAURIPOL HAD OVER 1/2 A MILLION PEOPLE BEFORE THE CONFLICT STARTED

THERE IS GOING TO BE THOUSANDS DEAD

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Terrible. I wish Russia started winning.

How does he still not get it? Nobody’s coming to save him.

More Ukrainians were probably killed which is pretty funny.

Corridors are set up, but VSU refuses to let people through them. Zelensky's endgame is killing as many civilians as possible to create sob story for Western media. He is going to escape the country (if he didn't already) and lead government in exile as figurehead.

It's __:00 where I live,
and it's 10:00 in Moskva,
and it's 09:00 in Kiev

That's not real

Z

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Zelensky isn't going to let civilians die to make Russia look bad....is he?

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z

Wtf is that

Dilate... now

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Why are the evil russians not letting the civilians go? This is a warcrime! Nato must intervene!

яяяяяяяяяяяяяяя

Stop posting made up bullshit. What are you? Ukrainian?

I do like russias emr and the ratnik armor always looks cozy, but these guys are DNR.

he gets it but he needs more sacrifices for Moloch

She is Tsar of my heart
ZZZZZ

>saved my snip

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he's a fucking jew they are not his civilians he is a zog plant

no loyalty or interest on their behalf whatsoever

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I've been better

>aggressive
>manipulation
>toxicity
>pressure
>self-centered
>negative
>immorality
>violence

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YWNBARW

Z

i propose "ukraine - ostensibly objective observation of hohol hellhole headlines, hearsay, & happenings general," or /uoooohhhhhg/

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Z

Z

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Winning according to Russians.

>Bread lines
>Unemployment
>Stock market crash
>Poverty
>Thousands of arrested for war protests
>Martial law
>International outcast
>Chinise puppet

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Russia has lots of Ukrainian POWs. Let them drive evacuation buses. (And let it only be volunteers).

This can become a PR tool for Russia instead of Ukraine.

how much longer till jewlensky surrenders?

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Z

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I just had a nice dinner hbu

Russian Standard or Beluga Noble?

Z

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Post more pictures of russian green men. They look so good. I know this may be a /fa/ thing. But i guess its pol to think this way

Russiabros, I'm planning on going to Russia for a few weeks. What would you recommend doing there?

RUSSIAN DEFENSE MINISTRY: OUR FORCES ARE LAUNCHING A LARGE-SCALE ATTACK IN UKRAINE

two more weeks

ZZZZZZZZZZ

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Checked.
Many Thanks Blessed Baker.

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The situation was hopeless by the end of day 1 yet he continues to prolong the fight so yeah that’s literally his entire plan

It's quite real.

ukries still shelling innocent women and children in donbass

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putin need to stop fucking around and kill them.

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Calling it now - fucking cockholes are going to get civilians killed, and blame Russia for it to gain international support and gibs.

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maybe it was just an update with my browser, right clicking now displays "search image with Lens" instead of "search image on google"

Source? Kino incoming if true

Anyone trying to leave Mariupol will be shot!

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TL please

Until every ukranian man, woman and child is dead

you've got it buddy

the ghost of souria looms close

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Thread Theme
>A Russian soldier plays guitar to jubilant crowd of Ukrainian civilians.
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Is this nigger retarded? Biden has said like 20 fucking times that he will defend every jnch kf NATO territory but will not send a skbgle american in Ukraine. When King of Niggers himself says it then its over.

How can I rig up something like this but with a Russia and Ukraine theme? I want to watch the war unfold and be inside of a comfy station

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You are next on the list of being invaded by Russia

Z
She looks fluffy

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>This can become a PR tool for Russia
Impossible. Jewnited States have complete stranglehold over Western media while Russian platforms are suppressed. No matter what Russia will do, it will be spun against them.

When I was there I had most fun outside of the cities in smaller settlements and closet to nature. But also if that's your kind of thing just going to museums and shit in moscow and peter is plenty of fun. Just stay in the pretty parts of moscow.

unironically just going to gun down literally anyone that tries to leave and then blame Russia for support, I hate this fucking kike so much

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Its copy pasta of what you have said about me, you lol bitch? I have 300 vertified kills etc.

04:26 am here

I'm going to meet the big family today to celebrate.
Don't want to seem like a kyivist. Am I correct in this:
>russia has been wanting to reclaim ukraine for like a decade
>nato has been trying to get a hold of i
>putin tells them it will not be a good idea
>tension is increases when both sides try to take over disputed areas
>nato gets involved more and more to the point where putin has had enough
>invation starts before ukraine is a nato member

Ten centuries of Russophobia

Chugs go to fight the ghost of Kiev.

Congratulations on the most autistic post I have seen today.

maximizing the civilian death toll is a primary strategic goal for the bastard

France is arming
>Macron announced a rise in the military budget of France (following Germany, but there is less connivance in the army and therefore there are still more than 10-15% of aircraft in service, like the Germans).

>Representatives of the military-industrial complex Senators warn - after 2 more than from the beginning of an active war in France, missiles and other goodies may end, another 9 billion euros must be added

Tey want a Syria situation, where the entire region is destabilized, with roaming groups of terrorists can use the Ukraine as a foothold to cause chaos along the Russian border.

The Russians are notoriously proficient at handling civilian evacuations of major cities. They've carried out about 50 in the last decade. Most of them with hostages held by the defenders. Sometimes it works out... Sometimes it does not...

What are you all listening to, comfy /chug/ bros?
Me youtu.be/DiDUIfMk7go

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finally. Unleash the air force. Doesn't Russia have strategic bombers like B-52s?

We get it Latvia you have a rational fear like all the Baltic nations of being invaded.

We understand you, but right now this isn’t about you it’s about the people of Donbas. So cheer up and relax…

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Breaking: Assad has just dropped barrel bombs on every hospital and school in Kiev

Azov continues to reveal their true Jewishness.

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is there any source for these humanitarian exit corridors beyond a telegram post? Would be nice if this could be verified and confirmed

>For no reason at all, I must invade my neighbors... AGAIN!

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>the military-industrial complex
They really need their contracts, no matter what!

Anyone else feel like there's been an eerie lack of happenings ever since the shelling of that nuclear power plant stopped? What's the deal

Z

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Kill hohol.

Kill him.

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seriously the drawfags are seriously slacking on z-chans. I remember evergiven-chan had tons of lewds this sucks

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My only correction is that it seems like NATO never really wanted to let Ukraine in, they just kept teasing it to embolden the Ukrainians and piss off Russia. Like realistically they were never gonna be allowed in.

You forgot the part that there was a usa backed coup in Ukraine and they have been bombing erhnic ally russian cities for the oast 8 years, despite the Minsk agreements that allowed peace and independence for them

This war will not end (in an epic happening) until /uhg is dead

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Breaking News: Russia forces ukraininan civilians at gunpoint to do slave labor for their shitty ineffective army and uses them as human shields in penal battalion with 1 rifle for 3 men.

why tf was this thread hidden on Any Forums?

Nocturne en mi bemol opus 9 no. 2

the ukronazis won't allow it, they want them for the mess they'll make dead and photographed and to serve as human shields until then

this is isis shit, straight out of syria

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Better than it having to come from Twitter or from US sources, user

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>We get it Latvia you have a rational fear like all the Baltic nations of being invaded.
Whole Eastern and Central Europe fears this, we all experience Russian (and their lapdog's) tsarism and communism. No country in this parts of Europe wants absolutely anything to do with Russia.

Taк yбeй жe хoть oднoгo, тaк yбeй жe eгo cкopeй!
Cкoлькo paз yвидишь eгo -- cтoлькo paз eгo и yбeй.

Do you have meme flags filtered?

And you are next

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