/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #284

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>Sky news got lit up by the Knave of Kiev
>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities and TV tower in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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No hand for you Russo-Brit poster.

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The (((COVID))) narrative is now losing its efficacy and jews are unable to effectively instill fear in the public because:
>A) The data is undeniable that the clot shots are killing and injuring people
>B) Most of the public in the West is already vaccinated and sides have already been chosen, any more shilling will cause a possible uprising or great civil unrest to the point of violence
Fear is essential for control, so now there are endless reports of (((possible nuclear war))) and the forcing of a two sided narrative (Ukraine = Good + Russia = Bad)
>Classic division and conflict strategy.
To (((fix))) this "conflict", they will soon provide the solution to these fears. It will likely involve citizens giving up even more rights and the sacrificing what's left of a sense of nationalism for globalism.
>They are also destroying the US bio-labs in Ukraine to cover up these crimes against humanity.
All the non-stop Ukraine and WW3 (((media))) coverage is to distract from the leaked WEF video and the anti-COVID/anti-big brother uprisings that were previously springing up worldwide. It also handily distracts from Biden's insanely low approval numbers, the vaccine passports that are quietly getting approval in multiple states and the BLM communist just nominated for SCOTUS. Klaus Schwab stated in a leaked video that the WEF has infiltrated governments around the world with their globalist agents.
For example, he stated that OVER HALF of Justin Trudeau's cabinet has been "penetrated" by WEF "young global leaders”.... along with many other Western nations.

youtube.com/watch?v=6JC5lKNrDoU

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Russia is going to reveal all the dirt they have on BIDEN, aren't they?

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I hate twitterfags

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We didn't start the fire

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based elon delivering Russian propaganda directly to hohols kek

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You are a troglodyte and should be shot

it's official, he's a based boomer that's semi retarded. the trump of Belurussia

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EU and canada seething at this exercise of free speech (they always are)

IT'S 8 AM

WHERE IS THE FIGHTING?

WHEN IS ODESSA BEING TAKEN

A CITY MUST FALL

T O N I G H T

what would he think of this current situation?

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There's terrible fucking weather rn in ukraine give it time

What are the odds that the Russians started the 'Russian saboteur' meme, didn't send anyone and let the hohols shoot each other?

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He will command the conquest of Moldova and the baltics

>shits fucked senpai

biden is just a clone/actor

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Why would you post your own face on here?

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Kek so the Americans are literally behind these sanctions not Ukraine hey I think Ukraine should ask Russia for something for dc

this is such a /comfy/ thread

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>I should have burned berlin while I had the chance

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAR

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Makes total sense. Doesn't make sense to send them in. Then again, they're letting redditors in left and right so there is room for manipulation there.

Biden is not the only one that has dirt, but other turbo niggers like the Clintons, Pelosi and Romney

Ya they should have posted benis instead

Cute.

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>"SHOW US THE PRE-INVASION SATELLITE PHOTOS OF THE DONBAS REGION JOE"

Fucking lying faggot, Ukie army got caught with their hands in the genocide cookie jar. Isn't there a place where you can buy satellite photos online ? Would love to see Luhansk and Dontesk region pre-invasion, bet there are some dirty nazis camping out.

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Probably 100 percent sounds like GRU or FSB tactics I for one hope they take over russia after Putin's death generally they will someday not have half the soveit taint in their organization

Because you got paid by kremlinshills to appeal to young men.

inb4 the ukranian twitter account is managed by a PR firm based in the US and the main CM for it is a rainbow hair troon

Oh, 100%

where the fuck does Russia even get super secret spies in their ranks that they can afford to let them go willy nilly?

The Russian Saboteur meme came so that anyone who says
>I DON'T WANT TO GO FIGHT JEWISH WARS, PLEASE LET ME SURRENDER PEACEFULLY
Is officially declared an enemy and executed

It's 10000 iq move by zelensky

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By weather I mean fucking snow and mud because ground isn't frozen up

LOOK AT HER GO!

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That's not me. That's a Russian in GB.

where do I sign up to shill for Russia?
I've only seen applications to shill on forums for Israel and the USA.

How legit is this?
mobile.twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1499035701911949327?t=2IASuJ1LvxCKFgEuM7YfNA&s=08

Literally nobody gave a fuck about the Donbass for 8 years but, like clockwork, these "Americans" appear and complain about muh genocide once the invasion starts.
Isn't that strange.

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>invade moldova
>arm up the missiles
>see this
>turn if off
>job already done

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About as legit as two discord trannies pretending to talk on radios and upload it to twatter with "Government sources say" attached to it + blue checkmark

I saw that. Fun video.

New interview with Zeihan today:
youtube.com/watch?v=Bq75Av59-YU

Takeaways:
>Wheat prices will go up 4x (the Arab Spring was a localized 3x increase in wheat prices)
>Possible global famine conditions by Q4 2022
>Shortages of fertilizer imminent
>Halts in Russian oil shipping will cause their entire oil storage to fill within 1-2 months from today
>When Russian oil storage capacity is reached, they will have to take wells offline
>The last time Russia took wells offline most of them didn't start again for more than 20 years
>Russia expected to continue their war effort by invading Baltic states
>Unstated: Zeihan seems to dance around that this could kick off WW3
>Russia plans achieve its aims without starting WW3 by using what leverage it has to completely fuck Europe's ability to keep the lights on if they try to interfere
>US will declare an oil export ban before the end of this year

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Moldova is gonna be funnier because it is ruled by a woman, the headlines are gonna be like
>LOOK AT THIS STRONG WOMAN SENDING MALES TO DIE AGAINST STALIN PUTLERIST EMPRE

I saw the post.
What it is more likely a GB VPN actually located in Russia.They paid some thot for that image and then posted it here.

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Stop bullying Ukraine, guys!

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how do people even like go in a famine?
like nigga just eat?

Looks comfy ~desu.

Did any of them die?
People were literally warning the Obama admin that supporting a coup in the Ukraine and trying to bring them into nato would start a war. They didn't care, just like they didn't care about Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, etc. If it goes well, they win; if it goes poorly, someone else loses.

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WHAT A WASTE OF QUADS NIGGER

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When are the Baltic States going to unite into a single Union?

move to Russia and become part of Russian services.

But will the crop prices go up in FS22?

Keking hard at the thought of these western, monolingual redditors with no combat experience and didn't know what the capital of Ukraine was 3 weeks ago flying there to fight evil Putler when the Ivans can't even tell each other apart.

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>mfw some nigger online will fall for this

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>Did any of them die?
Sadly no