Why haven't you converted to Judaism?

Quite easy for a favela macaco

Afraid of penis mutilation. Spent a lot of my life trying to keep it in good working order.

>I probably couldn't afford it.
It might be cheaper than you think.
What if Groucho Marx was a racist?

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Just say you are Jewish. What are they going to do? Tell you no?

>Convert
Because you cant actually convert. they will never truly accept you or respect you, youll just be a pet to them.

>Tell you no?
Tell any Sharia Muslim you and your husband are Jew Democrat Homosexuals IN THEIR MOSQUE and demand a gay wedding.
>See Also Christian gay wedding cake scotus
This webm will always habben.

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Maintenance is proper conduct.

"What is my line" with him is quite a thing.

>chess
>sports

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>chance
the greatest cope of all time

Absolute Truth exists, and is knowable.

People's beliefs are clouded and fuzzy, based on what they know, dont know, and what happened to them>
Absolute Truth, is reality, without human error or emotion getting in the way.
Please gentlemen, observe these:
The best videos I've found, in over 5000 hours of research.
While keeping the list short ( i aimed for 10, but had to go to 18)
*18 Big Reasons for God

(1)
Does the Bible (Job 40) Describe a Sauropod Dinosaur (Behemoth)?(20:40)
Genesis Apologetics - Published on Sep 18, 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=mEJENaCgq70&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0rV9ekrTT-aP6gw7p5GiLUBJldsAQPG2uouGH6K_pPC_iPjoOE_9Bc7dg

(2)
Believe in God in 5 Minutes (Scientific Proof) (5:27)
youtube.com/watch?v=eQVm8RokoBA

(3)
The Fossil Record: Proof of Noah's Flood or Evolution (16:00) Genesis Apologetics - Mar 20, 2018
youtube.com/watch?v=qHRYnm_J4ts

(4)
Archaeological Evidence that Proves the Bible is True (1:20:52)Planet Zion - Jun 24, 2014
youtube.com/watch?v=TPLiKDciPi8&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR30sn1l66wp2xa3iqLZ6JTvqsTFxbVXHGNq4w-zvcMC9ZPH_pRd8MKFJpo

(5)
2017SEP10 - Why We Know Christianity is True - J Warner Wallace (55:23)(Canon)
youtube.com/watch?v=DCHJbO-3-jA

(6)
Cold-case homicide detective J. Warner Wallace - DNA Information Code (10:01)LoveYourNeighbour - Published on Sep 5, 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=5DAgDT1eXoo

(7)
Noah's Ark - Dr. Chuck Missler : Koinonia House (8:27)
youtube.com/watch?v=cGVdWHmfiYA

(8)
Why i believe in a young earth by ex-evolutionist Dr.Grady McMurtry Part 1 (21:42)[+ part 2,3,4]
youtube.com/watch?v=uJGairhrPGc

(9)
What Are The Odds Statistically: Jesus/Prophecy (1 of 3) Chuck Missler (10:00)
youtube.com/watch?v=7jY15Y8-_Fk&t=44s
....

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think of shiites as pagan christians
original christianity = worship one god, jesus is a prophet
modern day christianity = worship jesus by celebrating mithras and black friday

islam = worship god, jesus is a prophet, muhammad is the final prophet
shiites = worship ali and celebrate zoroastrianism in the name of islam

this firouzja is a jewish puppet

It sure does not work for aliyah purposes. There is a legal definition of Jew; although vague, the judiciary of Israel fixed the meaning of the word "jew" in ways that seems hard to just say and be accepted.

Sadly...

...
(10)
If There Is No God, Murder Isn't Wrong (5:17) Dennis Prager
youtube.com/watch?v=yrcQ_PTkVD4

(11)
How Consciousness Points to the Existence of God
(9:29)Cold-Case Christianity with J. Warner Wallace - Published on Sep 8, 2015
youtube.com/watch?v=8Ff1jiRpjko

(12)
Human Chimp DNA Similarity (7:37)Genesis Apologetics - Jun 1, 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=Rav8sfuJFYc

(13)
"Evidence for a Spiritual View of the "Alien" Phenomenon:"Why do many Christians think the alien phenomena is demonic?" © 2009 Guy Malone,
alienstranger.com/arealiensdemons.htm (article)

(14)
Chuck Missler The Days Of Noah & Return Of The Nephilim HD
(3:09:55)Daniel Heath - Published on Jun 20, 2015
youtube.com/watch?v=DxI6RWu0dcc

(15)
Debate 19 Kent Hovind Vs. Three Evolutionists : Kent Hovind (2:21:24)
youtube.com/watch?v=T3fmNK3rT8o

(16)
Mathematical Challenges to Darwin’s Theory of Evolution (57:13)HooverInstitution Jul 22, 2019
youtube.com/watch?v=noj4phMT9OE

(17)
Birds Did Not Evolve from Dinosaurs, Say Evolutionists -Stunning New Research Overturns Widely Held Evolutionary Idea - by A. Peter Galling on June 12, 2009 (ARTICLE)
answersingenesis.org/dinosaurs/feathers/birds-did-not-evolve-from-dinosaurs-say-evolutionists/

(18) I dont have enough faith to be an atheist (1:38:31) Frank Turec
Faith and Public Policy - Engage Conference
youtube.com/watch?v=_sgxYiuTJNo&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1ASU_hLPf8rtzyKMScSJoLz451Ov83DGL9t4sc8DQwKFD7FoHm3HgtjFg

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>original christianity = worship one god, jesus is a prophet
Never was the case.

True, Mr. Bond. True indeed.

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>throwing away eteternal bliss and being damned to hellfire for material gain in a short mortal life
ISHYGDDT

watch Acts17Apologetics.

David wood knows more about Islam than you do.

youtube.com/c/Acts17Apologetics

>Deny Christ to join his murderers.

No.

Based. so few understand this.
it's like getting tortured and killed just so a pretty girl will smile at you for 2 seconds. only more extreme.
the trade is insane.

slide thread. makes us rage.
makes pol talk about it's favorite topic... the S.O.S. in Revelation 3:9
oh boy

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Accept the oneness of God before it's too late.

3:42. The angels said, “O Mary, God has chosen you, and has purified you. He has chosen you over all the women of the world.

3:43. “O Mary, be devoted to your Lord, and bow down, and kneel with those who kneel.”

3:44. These are accounts from the Unseen, which We reveal to you. You were not with them when they cast their lots as to which of them would take charge of Mary; nor were you with them as they quarreled.

3:45. The Angels said, “O Mary, God gives you good news of a Word from Him. His name is the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, well-esteemed in this world and the next, and one of the nearest.

3:46. He will speak to the people from the crib, and in adulthood, and will be one of the righteous.”

3:47. She said, “My Lord, how can I have a child, when no man has touched me?” He said, “It will be so. God creates whatever He wills. To have anything done, He only says to it, ‘Be,’ and it is.”

3:48. And He will teach him the Scripture and wisdom, and the Torah and the Gospel.

3:49. A messenger to the Children of Israel: “I have come to you with a sign from your Lord. I make for you out of clay the figure of a bird; then I breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by God’s leave. And I heal the blind and the leprous, and I revive the dead, by God’s leave. And I inform you concerning what you eat, and what you store in your homes. In that is a sign for you, if you are believers.”

3:50. “And verifying what lies before me of the Torah, and to make lawful for you some of what was forbidden to you. I have come to you with a sign from your Lord; so fear God, and obey me.”

3:51. “God is my Lord and your Lord, so worship Him. That is a straight path.”

3:52. When Jesus sensed disbelief on their part, he said, “Who are my allies towards God?” The disciples said, “We are God’s allies; we have believed in God, and bear witness that we submit.”

3:53. “Our Lord, we have believed in what You have revealed, and we have followed the Messenger, so count us among the witnesses.”

3:54. They planned, and God planned; but God is the Best of planners.

3:55. God said, “O Jesus, I am terminating your life, and raising you to Me, and clearing you of those who disbelieve. And I will make those who follow you superior to those who disbelieve, until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return; then I will judge between you regarding what you were disputing.

3:56. As for those who disbelieve, I will punish them with a severe punishment, in this world and the next, and they will have no helpers.

3:57. And as for those who believe and do good works, He will give them their rewards in full. God does not love the unjust.”

3:58. This is what We recite to you of the Verses and the Wise Reminder.

3:59. The likeness of Jesus in God’s sight is that of Adam: He created him from dust, then said to him, “Be,” and he was.

3:60. The truth is from your Lord, so do not be of those who doubt.