I am a sweet, blonde, blue eyed 18 year old girl

I am a sweet, blonde, blue eyed 18 year old girl.

All I want for a husband is a nice, unemployed, out of shape, racist, sexist, faux-Christian, high school dropout pedophile whose main hobbies are watching anime, hoarding illegal pornography, never bathing & browsing Any Forums 16 hours a day to family with. There is nothing sexier to me than a mean, bitter shut in who collects welfare & blames his problems on everybody & everything except for himself.

*sniff* But alas, I am 18 years old, too old for most Any Forums browsers, already a wrinkly old hag in their eyes. Also, the fact that I can read, write, handle money & have a HS Diploma or GED equivalent means that I am not a proper woman. As deeply hurt as I am by this, I need to move on. Maybe I can settle for a muscular, handsome, extroverted, responsible, mentally healthy & success-oriented young man who will accept that I am not good enough for Any Forums's standards. Maybe he won't even be fully Aryan, he might even be a filthy Anglo-Saxon or Mediterranean!

But, a life without user is a life in mediocrity.

*sob* GOODBYE user!!! MAY WE SAVE THE WHITE RACE TOGETHER IN THE NEXT LIFE TIME!

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Post your tits or gtfo

need mommy gf bros

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Women just want mr darcy, but he doesn’t exist so they will die alone

Hags BTFO no tendies for you

post girldick or btfo

tl;dr

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Come back to my place, I’ll clean you up, cook you eggs.

You will never be.

OP is a nigger

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Kek.

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>I am a sweet, blonde, blue eyed 18 year old girl.
300 lb tranny with a bleeding gash sounds more like it.
> I want
Fuck what you want. Nobody here cares.

Your loss

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>no ケロケロ froggirl gf
why live

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This isa gooda pasta

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Find Jesus and Mary through the blessed sacraments of the Roman Catholic Church
youtu.be/ZKiDqoUjiCI

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>not asian

Found your problem

Based. I’ll receive my first Communion in April

Based and eggpilled

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Only thing that matters is if your parents aka fucking losers brought you up to be a sex object and put you in early prostitution while simultaneously forbidding fornication with boys your own age which are fucking losers. Hopefully you gained some wholesome volk wisdom and esoteric tendencies along the way but you are too old, now. Bye!

Me:
>German-speaking customer service who makes VNs for two paychecks, still in university.
>Go to gym 6 days a week thanks to Any Forums
>Christian
>Yes, high-school dropout, but I have my GED and AS degree.
>Fuck pedophiles
>Naruto is okay
>Only legal stuff, porn is gay though
>Normal hygiene
>Browse Any Forums because fuck American censorship and the NPC drones I deal with all of the time
>Yes, mean and bitter
>Yes, Jewish elites have caused all the degeneracy around me. Money isn't my issue.

Their standards are too high because they are set by television and social media

>1pbtid
Holy shit, this is the weakest slide thread I've seen in a while. You aren't even trying anymore.

Frog picture means you're an incel pseudo-weeabo.
A real woman would pick STACYChako, guaranteed to get prime heroic seed.

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hello m'lady... hit the dm. i think we would get along great *tips fedorda*

You know the drill, tits or GTFO, and they better not be fake ones, trannies are not women.

Tsu is too pure for the use of disgusting trannies. Neck yourself.

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Sorry, I already have a wife and two kids. I've been married for 10 years and I just can't imagine starting over with some newbie. I always hate teaching apprentices at work because I can't stand teaching people the most basic shit they should be able to figure out on their own.

This is my only gripe against a virgin wife, but it's not like a wife with mounds of bad habits is any better. At least my kids do their chores without complaining and love math. Little victories.

Pretty accurate description of me desu

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too high?

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