>about to have a baby
>avoid any kind of American brand baby products specially Johnson & Johnson and P&G most probably full of sissy/BLM chemicals
>buy more expensive yet small business made products
>use latex/glass bottles
>avoid any kind of plastics when possible
>no processed sweets or globohomo black goo (Coca-Cola)
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Sounds good.
Don't forget to never let him use the internet.
And if a girl, never let her near a computer.
Also, do not use pitocin during labor and make sure it is a vaginal birth
Don't allow them to do "eyes, thighs or circumcize"
>no vitamin k
>no eyeointment
>no penis mutilation
>DO have your wife breastfeed for a year or more if possible.
You'll thank me later.
Consider a midwife instead of hospital.
When your wife is in labor, have sex. It'll help with inducing labor.
Boy or girl, they'll probably fuck niggers just to spite you. Asking Any Forums for parenting advice just means that kid is gonna come out retarded AND autistic.
Firewall/filters are enough. Girls are a special case since cellphones make them attention whores as soon they reach puberty.
>pitocin
Redpill me
No penis mutilation here unless you are a Jew.
>niggers
OBSESSED
That doesn't matter the child will still grow to be a boludo
Go to your local opshop (thrift, secondhand, whatever it's called there) and buy old glass bottles it shouldn't set you back much , don't fear feeding your littluns lots of cow milk the darkie scientists want everyone gifted with the ability to consume milk to slap god in the face and stop drinking it when in reality cow milk is one of the most nutritionally perfect forms of human food available.
>3 sons 1 daughter
Promptly throw yourself into the deepest body of water with a boulder tied to your neck.
Approved.
>Rate my plan
absolute shitty plan..
Must include ZERO CHILDHOOD VAXXINES
Is Coca Cola really sugar free? what's the catch?
Breast feed for as long as possible so he can have a gigachad jaw
All these literally don't matter if either one of you got jabbed
What about polio and those other horrible diseases?
mutts law
Chemicals that mimic the taste of sugar. But no/low calories at least.
saw this here
Im about to have a baby in a red state. First time father give me tips Any Forums
>Rate my plan
Based. It’s sad that not wanting to poison your baby has to take so much time and effort. Good luck user.
Adding unvaxxed and white
>3 sons 1 daughter
Congratulations
Coca Cola is just bottled poison. If you insist with weird beverages get sparkling water and mix it with natural juice and cane sugar.
I have a fake vaccine certificate thanks to a corrupt nurse.
>no circumcision
There you just saved your son from a lifelong inferiority complex
you'll have no money by the end of the month WELCOME to America
I've got two babies, a 6 days old and 2.5 years old.
Some of that shit is legit but really just breast feed and don't get vaccines. The other kids by boys age have had all kinds of sickness and Rosascia and he's never been sick, just a runny nose a couple times for no more than a couple days.
Don't let them inject the kid with vitamin K, do not let them cut the umbilical cord.
Don't let them do a c-section.
Don't let them jab the kid with vaccines.
Let him suck on your wife's tits until he is 2 years old
schizo/10
Not bad but you also need to use fabrics that do not contain plastics. All those fabrics made from plastic shed microplastics everywhere, which we then end up breathing in. Not to mention you're touching it every day.
Kid is gonna be a fuck up. This shit is as bad as those jenova witness freaks.
It’s the worst plan ever.
This is what I did with my wife.
>told her she had to move in with me
>live on a farm
>literally make my own clothes
>made clothes and diapers for baby
>would not allow bottles or formula
>all three of my sons were breastfed
>ate solids and breastfed at seven months
>weened off nipple at 12 months
>my two year old can eat a six ounce steak, a whole baked potato, and a grilled leek by himself
>I don’t buy groceries very often
>grow everything myself including meat
>my wife and I share a smart phone that’s essentially a home phone
>my life is great
I use this soap. But it’s a Jewish company
This. I made the mistake of letting them talk me into the K shot. Won't let it happen with number 2. Both wife and I caught the cold that everybody wants to burn the Constitution over and if he had jt, we never saw any symptoms. The kid never missed a beat. Meanwhile the worst part for us was we couldn't taste Thanksgiving dinner.
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